Mistypool was watching the Clan TV. On Win a Date with Nightcloud, Scourge was proposing to Nightcloud.
"Aww, that's so sweet!" said Mistypool. Then she realized what that meant.
"They're gonna need a new show to replace it!" she said. "I'm single, maybe I could make a show!"
Mistypool grabbed her sister, Mossfire and started dancing around the room.
"I'm gonna make a show!" she sang.
"Okayy," said Mossfire. "What are you making a show about?"
"Win a Date with Me!" screamed Mistypool.
"Oh, like Win a Date with Nightcloud?" replied Mossfire.
"Yes!" said Mistypool. "And you're gonna keep score!"
"Okay." said Mossfire. "But who's gonna be the camera cat?"
"Swiftbreeze!" Screamed Mistypool. "I gotta tell her!"
Mistypool ran to the phone. "Swiftbreeze!" She said.
"What?" said Swiftbreeze through the phone.
"Do you know how Win a Date with Nightcloud ended?" Said Mistypool. "Well I'm gonna make a show to replace it! Win a Date with Me!"
"Okay." said Swiftbreeze. "Who's keeping score and recording?"
"Mossfire's keeping score. And you're recording!" screeched Mistypool.
"AWESOME!" yelled Swiftbreeze.
"Ohmigosh! We gotta go to the studio to tell them!" said Mistypool. "Meet me at my house right now!"
5 minutes later Swiftbreeze was at Mistypool's house.
"Let's go, let's go!" said Swiftbreeze. "Come on, Mossfire! Mistypool, bring a dress in case we can do a show."
Mistypool, Mossfire, and Swiftbreeze ran to the car. Swiftbreeze drove them to the studio. They ran inside.
"Can I do a show?" asked Mistypool.
"Sure." said the guard cat. The trio ran through the door and Mistypool told everyone what to do.
"Swiftbreeze, get to the camera. Mossfire, you don't have to go the chalkboard right now. This going to be a message. Okay, Swiftbreeze aim the camera at me and now, start!" said Mistypool.
Swiftbreeze turned on the camera and aimed it at Mistypool.
"Hey, all you cats who are watching this, it's me, Mistypool. And I will be making a show, Win a Date with Mistypool! So please watch this!" Mistypool said to the camara. 'Turn it off ' she mouthed to Swiftbreeze, who did as she said.
"Now tomorrow will be the first episode. Okay?" said Mistypool.
"Okay." said Swiftbreeze.
"Ok, you will PM toms, but this is my group cause I thought it would be funny." said the narrator.
"Shut up miss narrator." said Mistypool.
"Okay." said the narrator.
~1 day later~
"Alright! Here's the first episode of Win a Date with Mistypool!" said Mistypool through the camara, sitting on her pink chair. "Now who are the lucky toms who we chose to be tortured, err to be on this show? And where is Brokenstar with his odd collection of stuff?"
"Firestar, Scourge, and Tigerstar. And Brokenstar is right here." said Mossfire.
"SCOURGE?" screamed Mistypool. "But he's going on one last date with Nightcloud today right after the show! We gotta make sure he doesn't win!"
"Got it." said Mossfire. Then the game began!
Scourge, Firestar, and Tigerstar walked up on stage glaring at each other and muttering under their breath.
"Welcome to the show guys!" said Mistypool. "So, ready to begin? Sit down." Mistypool sat down on the fluffiest and poofiest chair in the world.
"Oh, I love this chair already!" She purred. Firestar, Tigerstar, and Scourge looked around, confused.
"Where are we supposed to sit?" asked Firestar.
"Right there!" said Mistypool, pointing to a wooden crate. The toms groaned and sat down, trying to get away from each other. Scourge and Tigerstar scooted away from each other so much that they fell of the crate and Firestar quickly hogged it all to himself.
"Firestar, for that, you get -1 point." said Mistypool. Mossfire marked -1 on Firestar's score.
"Alright! Here's the first question! Do you like waffles?" said Mistypool.
"No!" screamed Firestar.
"Eh, they're fine." said
Tigerstar and Scourge.
"A point for Tigerstar and Scourge!" said Mistypool. "Next, where would you take me if you won a date with me?"
"Pinestar's Perfect Kittypet Palace!" said Firestar without heasitation. "Jake works there and it tells you everything you need to know about kittypets!"
"Same as Firestar." said Scourge. "It would tell me kittypet's weaknesses so I can kill them!
"I would take you to my pizza shop." said Tigerstar.
"I'm gonna go with Tigerstar. Firestar's is stupid and Scourge's, no. Just no." said Mistypool. "The score is -1 for Firestar, 1 for Scourge, and 2 for Tigerstar. Tigerstar is in the lead! Next question. What would you mark me on a scale of 1 to 10 for attractiveness?"
"5 or 6." said Scourge.
"0!" screeched Firestar. "You're ugly, and mean, and fat and-"
"Security!" screeched Mistypool. Brokenstar came out and smacked him with a bunk bed from who knows where. Firestar fell unconscious.
"Well, we can do a segment of Doing Things to Toms While They're Unconscious. Tigerstar wins and we're going on a date to his pizza place." said Mistypool. "Now what should we do to Firestar?"
"I'll put one of Yellowfang's dresses on him!" said Brokenstar.
"I'll put some eyeshadow and lipstick on him!" said Swiftstorm.
"I'll draw a French Mustache on him!" said Mossfire.
"And I will give him a girl wig and and glue it on his head and then take a picture and post in on PawBook and tell everyone about it!" said Mistypool. "Bye and see you next time on Win a Date with Mistypool!"
A/N: Well, how did you like it? Please PM toms and reveiw!