The new love
hey guys this is my first EVER fanfic! i thought this would be nice :3 please enjoy!
(Set in mid-1950's)
The skeleton stared in awe at the gleaming beauty that stood before him he had his usual disguise on with a hat pulled down low over his ivory skull; Skulduggery just stared, hypnotised at the jet black Bentley that lay proudly before him,
"Seeing as how it's a new model and apparently they're not making a lot of these, it may cost a bit more" explained the salesman, and a large balding man, his shirt sleeves were rolled up to his elbow and without his jacket you were able to his suspenders, which held his trousers in place, "I'm sure you can understand this Mr uh what did you say your name was sir?" he asked
"I didn't" informed skulduggery "Pleasant, Skulduggery pleasant"
The sales man smiled "Huh, what an interesting name, charming none-the-less"
Skulduggery let out a small grunt of pleasure "yes, I've always thought so" he chose it after all;
He walked towards the car, running his bony fingers along its smooth, curved features this slightest touch made a tingle of excitement flourish through his old bones. If he was able to he would be grinning from ear to ear. He looked up at the salesman and nodded the man beamed a large grin, and revealed a key from his pocket and tossed it skulduggery's way which he caught with his had mid-air, acting as the show off he always is, he slid the key into his left pocket and from his right he presented an envelope filled with money to owe to the salesman (hundreds of years without food had saved him a tremendous amount of money) he marched over to the salesman and handed the money to him and shook his hand graciously,
"Pleasure doing business with you Mr pleasant"
"No the pleasure is all mine" skulduggery said with a smile in his voice he turned on his heel at his new love. He took the key from his pocket and slid it into the lock and the car unlocked with a soft clunck and shivers went down his spine he slid into the seat it was so comfy it was like the car was made for him; He inserted the key and turned the engine purred to life he sat there for a moment listening to the soft hum of the engine. His fingers glided up towards the gearing knob, he grasped it as he reached the top and slid it into gear; His foot surged down on the accelerator and he left the salesman with a nod, a wave good bye and a load of cash. Skulduggery drove down the main road as he caught glances from pedestrians he may not have a face but he was grinning like a Cheshire cat.
My first fan fic! :D pretty, pretty please with sugar lumps on top!, leave reviews
Sorry for any mistakes btw (if I made any) and thanks for reading ;)
Funny bones over and out X)