Shadow: Welcome to my newly adopted fic readers. For those of you who have read my previous work I say...well actually what can I say I mean they probably stopped reading after I failed to update my other one. But I digress, and before I forget here in the studio wih me is a character from the other story...may I present the ever lovable LETHE!
Lethe: Ummmmm...how the hell did I get roped into this?
Shadow: Simple I black-mailed Ranulf.
Lethe: Oh! is that all? now what am I supposed to do.
Shadow: help me keep people entertained by adding commentary before and after the official chapter. Right now though we have to get to the fic, time ran out.
Disclaimer:right to ownership of Tenchi Muyo! and Naruto belong solely to their respective owners. this is just a fanfiction nothing more.
Chapter 1
It is a beautiful pre-autumn night deep in the mountain ranges of Okinawa at the base of a large hill was a rather quaint and lovely house on the shore of a large lake. Naruto Uzumaki looked around in a daze wondering how he got to this peaceful setting, a moment ago he was walking home from a mission the next here he was. "Geeze, where the hell am I? I hope there's someone in that house." Heading for the house scratching his head in complete confusion, he reaches the door to the house slamming his fist into the side of the doorway three times. "HEY! Is there anyone in there?" Naruto heard some rustling from inside the house; then the sound of feet rushing down a staircase, a boy roughly Naruto's age opens the door he was dressed in light blue shirt and jeans. The clothing was nothing like what Naruto had seen before and the technology in the house behind the boy was something he never believed was possible.
"Uhh Hello, is there " the boy stated uncertainly
"Yes! I understand you!" Naruto said in exhaustion. "Can you tell me where I am? I'm awfully lost?"
Sounding even more confused the boy toyed with his ponytail behind his head. "Well, I'm not too good with directions, where are you headed?"
"Umm, I wasn't really heading anywhere. I was just walking home from a mission I had in the grass country. I know it sounds funny getting lost especially since I've travel that route like dozens of times "
The dark haired boy looks at Naruto like he's crazy. "What? I'm not an imbecile, I was walking and suddenly I got the feeling that I was not where I thought I was. And then I saw this house, I don't know I ended up in your front yard. Listen, just tell me if I'm still anywhere near the Hidden Leaf Village."
The boy looked confused starts and stops several times, then finally gets enough courage to continue. "Are I mean do you know that What I'm trying to say is that there isn't any Hidden Leaf Village near here or at all in this Country. At least I think.
Naruto facefaults a few times, and then looks at the boy like he's crazy. "What country are you living in than Water, Earth, Lightning?
"I'm living in Japan, actually I have no idea where the places are you're talking about. At least, last I checked," the boy replied.
"JAPAN? Ha!" Naruto laughed. "There's no such place." The other boy looks at him seriously and expectantly "You're not kidding are you? You're crazy! I was on the road to the Leaf Village, okay maybe I'm a bit lost I've wandered into the Land of waves, but no way I could have left the fire country to this Japan. Turning around and walking away grumbling to himself, "Thanks for your help, a lot of good it did me." With a sigh and a deep frown, "Japan, I must be in some really bad Genjutsu." He stopped a second interlocking his fingers. "KAI!" when nothing changed he sighed when nothing changed. "Just perfect." The boy watches for a second before closing the door. Naruto scratches the back of his head continues walking away.
"Now where do I go? Not like I have much choice perhaps if I can find a road and maybe a map," the blonde shinobi mutters to himself just before slamming into a giant blue metal man better known in the dark haired boy's world as a Mech that looks down at him. From inside the Mech a figure looks at the main screen down at Naruto with smaller displays showing information on Naruto's physiology. When Naruto grumbled, the words sound garbled but understandable. "Owww, my head. Who put this Uhh Giant Metal Man " slowly looking up not understanding what he's seeing in front of him, "AAAAHHHHHH!"Not use to encountering something this strange and runs from the Mech back towards the house. The Mech powers up its thrusters and jets off after the blonde shinobi. Naruto stops at the door of the house pounding on it again. "Oh shit big metal man. HEELLLPP!" The Mech races towards Naruto, it suddenly tries to slow down. Mech's interior scanners start showing impact warnings about hitting house. Naruto glances over his shoulder, "Oohhh, I shouldn't have gone out that mission but I just had to try to get that field promotion… should have stayed at ho " The Mech almost slowed down, but it wasn't slow enough crashing into Naruto, smashing him through the paper thin door way into the foyer of the house.
The boy from earlier has just reached the bottom of the stairs when this happens. "What now?" the boy looks through the door way to see the Mech standing there. Looking at the large machine nervously, "Ahhh ! Ryoko, It's for you!" Ryoko turned out to be a rather beautiful young woman with wild spiky cyan colored hair, a blue-green and orange dress who comes through a door on the second floor and leans on the railing that is over the foyer.
Standing up looking at the Mech, frozen with fear his training momentarily forgotten at the sight of the strange metal being. Ryoko looking annoyed, "Who could it be at this hour?
"It's the space pirate!" the boy screamed out.
"Oh, right, Space Pirate," Ryoko stated the words dawning her chuckling to herself.
The boy looked dumbfounded at the girl's response, "Yes the Space Pirate you mean you forgot?" The Mech suddenly straightens itself and aim an arm cannon at Naruto who's eyes widen in fear unsure what was going to happen. The other boy lets out a worried whine; grabs Naruto and runs up the staircase. The Mech fires at the space where Naruto had just occupied. The Mech fires shots at the boy, Naruto, and Ryoko as they run up the stairs and down a hallway. The Mech ignites its thrusters again and flies after them.
Panting in panic as he runs the boy glances at Ryoko, "Isn't there anything you can do?"
"I can run if you put me down, other than that " the boy throws Naruto to the ground and they all continue running, shots from the Mech zing past them. I can't believe it I froze I haven't froze since my first mission in the Land of Waves. Okay the giant metal man is something new but I shouldn't of froze.
"Isn't this fun?" Naruto and the boy shoot Ryoko mean looks. They get to a window as the Mech closes in on them, they all look in terror as the large machine is quickly baring down on them. The boy quickly grabs Ryoko's hand and jumps through the window, the blonde shinobi follows them flipping to the ground to land quite gracefully. They look up at the window for a second, and continue running just as the Mech hits the ground where they had been standing. They head away from the house and along a path into the forest. Yosho Kashurito sat quietly in his shrine sipping hot tea in the temple atop a mountain, when the noise and rumbling of several shots being fired cause him to wonder.
"I wonder what is going on?" the old man asked casually stepping out to see flashes periodically appearing from the stairway leading up to toward his shrine
Tenchi Masaki was not having a good day, first he freed a demon from her seven hundred year old prison, next said demon chased him to school then proceeded to chase him around the school, he gets home after thinking he managed to drive off the demon only to find her in his home. What was strange about it she was almost casual about their meeting in the school stating she was playing then proceeded to warn him about a space pirate. No he, Ryoko, and some strange blonde haired guy were being chased. The group reached the top of a flight of stairs and stop for a moment to catch their breaths. A shot streams past Tenchi's head and they all scream running away from the stairs towards the Temple.
"Well isn't this fun?" Naruto joked, as shot flies past and hits the ground in front of the gang. They all stop and gape at the hole in the ground, then turn to see the Mech looking at them. Yosho appears at the entrance of the Temple having walked there from the shrine.
"What's all the racket?" the old man asked in annoyance.
"Grandpa!" Tenchi yells out.
"Well, well, well, who can even think with all this noise going on?" Yosho asks quietly adjusts his glasses and the lenses flash in the moonlight. Standing across from the Mech and they look at each other. Yosho draws his Bokken and charges the Mech. In the middle, they meet and the old man slashes with his Bokken then leaps out of the way. The Mech flashes, bulges, and finally explodes.
"Yeah! Grandpa!" Tenchi yells happily.
"Whoa kind of reminds me of Zabuza or Pervy-Sage with a sword?" Naruto said softly.
"Look!" Tenchi pointed out. The smoke around the Mech begins to clear and a rather shapely rear end of a very beautiful blonde woman with dark skin and bright blue eyes. She wiggles around a bit then turns her head to look at the gang.
"Who is that " Naruto looked even more confused wondering how a twelve foot tall metal man became a rather shapely good looking blonde that outstrips Sakura, Hinata, and Ino in the looks department.
"Hold it right there Space Pirate! I'm Detective First Class Mihoshi from Galaxy Police, and your under arrest!" the woman states slowly standing up.
"Space Pirate?" Tenchi looked equally confused but for a different reason turning to Ryoko, "I thought you said she was the space pirate?"
"What? Are you joking, she's obviously lying, she probably doesn't have any proof," Ryoko stated pouting glancing imploringly at Tenchi, "Don't you believe me?"
"Well " Tenchi stated hesitantly.
Naruto looked at Ryoko with a flat looking eyes, "No," he replied dryly.
"Oh I have proof all right, I have it right here," Mihoshi rummages through some unseen pocket that seems unending. "Hmm this is not it no not this where is it, I know I had it Oh, how did this get here and, oh I don't know what this is " Tenchi and Naruto glance each other nervously sweat. "Ahhh! Here it is!" the police detective jumps to her feet and held out a rod that extends to create a screen. "See? Here's my Galaxy Police ID. And here is the Warrant for your arrest Ryoko." The picture changes to Mihoshi's picture with her information, then switches to a warrant for the arrest of Ryoko, the picture looks just like the cyan haired woman only far more menacing with strange glowing green eyes.
"Well, you finally figured it out. I was drunk when we first met, but now I'll show you who the real boss is," Ryoko chuckles menacingly. Tenchi and Naruto scramble over to Mihoshi
"Don't you have anything to protect us or at least delay her long enough?" Naruto asked Mihoshi draws her gun and points it at Ryoko."
"Just hold it right there. If you move, I'm going to have to shoot you and it'll really hurt," Mihoshi stated aloud.
With a casual shrug Ryoko smirked "Go ahead." However even with the underlying threat, Mihoshi hesitates.
Naruto looked at her annoyed then at the blonde detective, "What are you waiting for? Shoot her!" Mihoshi fires repetitively, the shots hit an invisible barrier that Ryoko erected.
The demon girl chuckled evilly. "That's right, your hunting big game now, too big for the likes of you." Tenchi and Mihoshi nervously watch Ryoko. Mihoshi is still firing. While Naruto sighed in annoyance crossing his fingers in a tee formation. "Now it's time for retaliation, and plenty of it, too!" Ryoko flies at Tenchi, Naruto, and Mihoshi, they all run screaming as the demon girl begins firing energy beams at them.
Rushing down the stairs leaving Yosho alone by the temple. "Hmmm, a busy night.
Tenchi, Naruto, and Mihoshi barge back into the house though the broken door way and run up the stairs, Ryoko is close behind them.
"I've had it," Naruto spun around forming the tee formation in again with his hands. As Tenchi and Mihoshi go through the window, they immediately jump out of it, this time they don't land well. Mihoshi lands on her side and Tenchi lands on her. ADAM gets up and TENCHI pulls on her arm. "Here she comes!" Ryoko flies through the window, energy sparkles between her hands, she slowly flies towards the three. "I'm ready for you this time, Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Suddenly the entire area was surrounded by Naruto clones.
Ryoko flies down to the ground looking dumbfounded at the mass of bodies, the energy disappears from her hands and she throws her arms around herself. "Ahh, that was fun wasn't it?" she said a bit nervously.
Tenchi and Naruto both facefault the facefault causes the clones to disperse, Mihoshi looks with around amazement at the puffs of smoke. "You know I wasn't really serious, I was just having a little fun you know," Ryoko stated with a smirk.
Mihoshi jumps to her feet. "You mean you're going to give up?"
With another casual shrug Ryoko smiled, "I might just do that for you."
"That'll make things so much more easier. Let me just find those rights," Mihoshi looks through that unseen pocket, finally pulling out a pair of rods that she separates to make a screen. "Okay, You have the right to remain silent about all facts regarding the cause of your arrest, you canno – HEY!" The screen burns in a brief moment of fire.
Ryoko is standing with a grin on her face. "Go on."
"I think I know these by heart, Section number 158 or is it 178? Section 153? Oh, OH! I don't remember!" Mihoshi breaks down crying.
Naruto raises an eyebrow watching the other blonde cry he walks over and gently pats her shoulder. RYOUKO sighs, "I could get to like it here."
The next day and inside the Masaki household, Naruto, Ryoko, Mihoshi, Tenchi, Yosho, and Tenchi's father Noboyuki are sitting around a table drinking Tea and eating cakes along with various foods.
"Well, you are welcome to stay here with us, such lovely ladies will brighten our day," Yosho responds after a few moments of quiet explanation.
"Yes, If you don't mind staying here with us Bachelors, huh Tenchi?" Noboyuki elbows his smile dirty and perverse.
"Oh Thank you! Thank you so much!" Mihoshi stated bowing a couple of times.
"Oh great, more freeloaders," Ryoko stated sitting looking annoyed but clutching Tenchi's arm.
"You're the one who started all this you know," Tenchi stated even more annoyed trying to pry the woman off of him.
Everyone looks at Naruto now who was staring at a map that Tenchi gave him getting more and more confused. "How about you Naruto, what are you going to do?"
"You're welcome to stay as well," Yosho asked extending an offer of room and board.
Naruto sighed tossing the map on the table he sighed with a frown. I'm on a completely different world I don't know how and since I don't know how, that means I don't know how to get home. He looked up and smiled weakly. "Thank you, I'd appreciate it."
Yosho smiled, "I'm sure you can help Tenchi repair the roof after last night's firefight." Tenchi and Naruto look at each other and grimace. Shortly after Tenchi is sitting on the roof nailing boards trying to fill the holes Mihoshi's Mech made in the roof. Ryoko appears next to Tenchi. "What do you want?"
"This isn't any fun, why don't you come and have fun with me Tenchi?" Ryoko asked in a rather pleading seductive voice.
"You know, you are the one who should be doing this. If it weren't for you there wouldn't be any holes in this roof," Tenchi stated though that wasn't the whole truth half of the blame should also go to Mihoshi but at the moment he wasn't to forgiving of the ex-space pirate.
"But wasn't it fun?" Ryoko asked mischievously.
"Ry-!" Tenchi was about shout however Ryoko puts her finger across Tenchi's mouth.
"No need for arguments," she whispers leaning forward Tenchi sighs and leans across the roof trying to get away from the woman.
"No Tenchi! Don't lean on that board!" Naruto's voice echoed from underneath. The board under Tenchi's arm gives way and he falls through the roof.
Naruto sighs looking down climbing up a ladder holding a couple handfuls of support beams. "Well, that's one way to get out of this stupid D-class mission," Naruto smirked then turned facing Ryoko each had the matching smirk.
"I think I'm going to like you," Ryoko's smirk turned into a smile.
Naruto chuckled, "I like you too Ryoko-chan."
Shadow: See that's all.
Lethe: Wow so we basically do almost nothing.
Shadow: correction You do almost nothing, after chapter 3 ends I have to come up with Chapters 4 and beyond.
Lethe: really? well good luck with that it's over for now and I out of here see ya!
Shadow: I'll be sure to tell Ranulf about your stalker twins hiding places later.
Lethe: SHE IS NOT A STALKER!