.: Zetsu's computer problems :.

Ren: Hey guys ^^ I had this real kooky idea so I decided to write this story ^^. It's a Chobits and akatsuki cross-over… no characters from Chobits are gonna be used cause then it'd be WAY too many ppl to remember. ENJOY!!!!

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"Pe-Pein? What is that?" Zetsu looked and his black side retorted.

"It's a persocom, you twit…"

"Persocom? Like a humanoid-robotic type thing?"

Pein sighed; they always had to go back and forth on everything. Pein had brought his personal persocom, Konan, because he thought that the akatsuki could use the extra helping hand around the base, but after he brought her everyone just gravitated over to her and wished for their own persocom. And, eventually, everyone did get their own… all except for Zetsu who feared that he'd eat his persocom, seeing how real and life-like they look. And this, yes this is about Zetsu and his computer issues…

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Zetsu was, as usual, walking home from work smirking because today was payday. This meant he could go window-shopping with a slight possibility that he might buy something. He walked past a shop decorated with bright streamers and ribbons and, of course, persocoms. Ever since Pein had gotten that peroscom, they had been popping up everywhere it seemed. He looked in the windows finally deciding to go inside a store.

"Hello, how may I help you?"

"Uh… do you have any used 'coms?" Zetsu tried to blend his voices together.

"U-used?"

"uhm… yes used."

"Well there is one laptop com in the back that used to belong to some rich-guy, custom made, but he died and this com won't sell… I guess you can have it for half-price… if you really want a com…". Zetsu perked up, custom-made AND half-price perfect! The clerk showed him to the back. There, up high on one shelf, sat a little green-haired persocom. She had small little flowers on each side of her head, connection terminals he figured, and her hair was enough to cover her height twice. It was out and flowing, most-likely from being shut-up for so long. Even though all of the above Zetsu smiled and decided-

"I'll take her…"

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"This? This is a persocom?"

"It's oh so small?"

"Konan…" Pein smiled towards his persocom and she walked over smiling just as wide.

"Yes, sama?"

"Do they make peroscoms this small?" Pein motioned towards the little laptop on the table.

"Yes this is a laptop persocom, but I've never seen a model like this before?"

"The store-owner said it was custom made…" Zetsu looked at his little laptop and smiled.

"Well… we should name her…"

Zetsu nodded and opened her connection terminals; that's where the on switch was… right? Zetsu looked in the terminal, both terminals, not nary an on-switch anywhere…

"where the heck is the switch?"

"It was custom made, right?"

"Yes." "That's what the owner said… she looked nothing like the other laptops anyway…"

Pein observed the little com the noticed that there was a very small button on her back underneath all of her folds of cloth she called a kimono. Pein pressed the button and went around the table to watch her turn on. She began to shake and then she opened her eyes, which were a dark blue, cerulean it seemed. She looked left and right then glanced at Zetsu. He smiled, "Hello little com…" "I'm Zetsu/ your new owner." "What would you like to be called little com?" She looked up at Zetsu and smiled.

"Konnichiwa." Zetsu smiled, now he knew why no one brought her…

"O-namae wa nan desu ka?"

"Watashi no namae wa Ren desu."

"Hajimemashite. Eigo o hanasemasuka?"

"Hai"

Ren's eyes glowed green for a second then she smiled.

"So Mr. Zetsu… would you like me to forward all your calls?"

"yeah…", great she did speak English and Japanese…

"Phone number required… begin recording…"

"202-303-7838"

"processing processing… recording complete! Now create a password!"

"Uhm… Zetsu-"

"ERNT!!! WRONG ANSWER! VALID PASSWORDS ARE NOT RELATED TO THE USER IN ANY WAY."

"how about… sakurambo?"

"processing…processing… recording complete!"

"so." "What do you do else?"

"Ren-chan is programmed to dance in standby mode ^-^"

And just like that she started to dance with little maracas in her little hands. He sighed and she continued until she fell into sleep-mode. And that was the end of day one…

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