Glee! Mercedes steals Jesse From Rachel
My man left me recently all because of a rumor that I got pregnant. His name? Puck. The culprit behind the rumor? Rachel. She didn't even know the truth! That he dumped me before we even got intimate at all. I don't know why the Hell she was trying to turn me into Quinn version 2.0! First of all, that never happened! Well, maybe it didn't. I can't really remember much of what happened that night when we were together because he got me drunk. One thing's for sure though: I'm going to ruin Rachel's reputation if it's the last thing I do!
I can't wait to snag Jesse from the bitch. She's a fat nosed whore who can't have all the guys. I'm Beyonce. I deserve Jay Z. Puck is my Jay Z, even though he didn't think so. All I have to do is act all cute in front of Jesse and he'll totally fall for it! He's not that into Rachel. I can tell when a guy really loves someone, I should know. What Puck and I had was the real thing. Love. He knows that rumor Rachel spread about me was a lie. He only left me because he didn't want her to say more lies about me. Even though the rumors stopped I won't let her get away with it. She pretends to be friends with all the girls in the Glee club so she can get the dirt on them. The only girl she treats right is Tina. Why? Well, maybe she wants to have Artie too? I saw her batting her slutty eyes at him yesterday saying how she wanted him to sing for her. And he was totally into that! Blushing and telling her he'd sing for her privately as long as she didn't tell anyone. I only happened to be outside the club room when they were chatting. I heard everything they said and if I'd only had my phone on me I could have recorded it! I opened the door a crack and what I saw was very inappropriate. Rachel leaning forward about to kiss him! He moved his head away from hers though and told her that Tina was his girlfriend and that he didn't think it would be right to kiss other girls.
"HEY! I AM THINKING HERE!" Mercedes shouted.
Mr. Schu looked at her weirdly. "Sorry," he apologized and stopped the music playing.
The whole Glee club turned to Mercedes and she sneered. "THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN' AT? RASCISTS!"
They turned their heads and Mercedes got back to thinking while she eyed Rachel who just watched Mr. Shu sing in a bashful way.
Why she be checking out Mr. Schu?
It's sickening but... whatever. Now's my chance!
Mercedes wrote her cell phone number on a piece of the crappy notebook paper. Then, she crumpled the paper and threw it at Jesse as hard as she could. He caught it and looked over at her, puzzled.
"Call me," Mercedes mouthed the words in his direction and winked.
"Okay," He mouthed right back.
Mr. Schuester and the rest of the club had all eyes on Sue who had just apparently barged into the room.
"You." She pointed to Mercedes, "In my office NOW!"
What the fuck does she want?
"Sue it's not good to disrupt -" Mr. Schu began but was cut off by her.
"Sorry, beehive head but I've got work to do." She turned to Mercedes and dragged her out of the room.
As soon as they were in her office she told Mercedes, "The Cheerios and I have come to an agreement that you NEED to be in the squad again."
How unexpected. This must be the start of another one of her failed attempts to ruin the Glee club.
"I'm sorry Ms. Sylvester but I won't join the squad again."
"I will not take no for an answer, young lady." She said through clenched teeth, glaring at her.
"How about this: if you can help me get Jesse to fall in love with me and get rid of Rachel, the STARLET everyone loves, I join?" Mercedes replied.
Sue nodded. "Sounds like you would need my help with that. Alright, DEAL!"
Perfect! With her helping me out there's no way this will go wrong.
"Great. Rachel will never know what hit her!" Mercedes chuckled thinking of Rachel crying to mommy about not having a boyfriend and not being in Glee.
"I've always wanted to make that girls life Hell anyways. She's such an eyesore!"
"Well, now is our chance! I've already given her man Jesse my cell number. Now all I have to do is wait for him to call me and, well things will eventually work out from there. He'll fall for me because he doesn't really love Rachel! Also what happened yesterday between her and Artie will make their relationship fall apart easily if he were to, say find out about that," Mercedes smirked and continued, "All I need is someone else from the club to tell Jesse Rachel is cheating. Oh! And we'll need proof. It just so happens that Artie will be singing for Rachel in the auditorium in just two days. She's so stupid and she told him to sing there! It'll be easy to snap a photo without them knowing."
"That's a great scandal and I would love to be a part of it! I'll be the one to take that picture. And I'll make lots of copies of it! Then, before anyone is in the club room Me, Santana, and Brittany will put the pictures all over the room. What will Mr. Schuester think of that? He'll have no choice but to kick Rachel out of there because she'll be a major distraction for all the members. Oh, and Artie might not be able to stay as well."
"What if nothing happens? If they actually are just singing?" Mercedes asked, bewildered.
"That, my dear is what photoshop is for. Santana knows how to edit photos really well and if we need a proof photo we can just make one." She told her.
"True, anything like that looks real once it's been edited."
"Things will definately turn upside down for Rachel!" Sue exclaimed happily.
Hopefully everything will go all according to plan and no one will interfere!
"Alright, I'm going to let you go for now. You can't miss too much of your club time otherwise Schuester will bitch and whine like the moron he is."
"Okay. See you soon, Sue!" Mercedes then stepped out of Sue's office with a big smile on her face. The short walk back to the club she drifted into a deep thought.
The Glee club would be a circus without me, Beyonce. Everyone is so lucky to have the privilage of singing with me! Even that stupid whore, Rachel is. What will she do when she's been exposed for the slut she is? Her good girl act won't make things right.
Mercedes was at the door now. She tried to open the door but it was locked. So, instead of knocking she yelled, "OPEN THE DOOR NOW!"
It was Jesse who opened the door for her. "Hey, how you been?" He greeted her.
When Mercedes walked in the room to her surprise only him and Mr. Schuester were there.
"Where is everyone?" She demanded.
"They all agreed to go home early." Jesse said, looking at the ground.
"Why?"
"To prepare for the prom," Mr. Schuester replied.
What the fuck's this about preparing for the prom? Did I hear him right?
"What do you mean," Mercedes said, suddenly very angry. Just imagining Rachel at any sort of prom HAPPY pissed her off!
"We're going to be singing at the prom, duh," Brittany said as she entered the room.
"I thought you left already!" Mercedes spun around, confused.
"Well, Sue ran into me in the hallway and told me I should talk to you before I go home," She looked at Mercedes.
"Talk to me about what?" Mercedes asked, already knowing what it was.
"You know what I'm getting at! C'mon we're going to talk about our plans in two days." She half dragged, half marched Mercedes out of the room.
When they were finally a good distance away from the glee club Brittany arched an eyebrow. "Sue told me about your plan to ruin Rachel and I just wanted to let you know I like it and I'll help you get your man too! Once I tell Santana I'm sure she'll also help."
"Oh I'm not doing it to snag Jesse away because I LIKE him. I want her to know what it's like to lose the man she loves, and even lose the friendship they had. You see, it was her who started the rumor that I was pregnant. Once that rumor was spread around the school Puck hated my guts ever since. He won't talk to me, or anything like that." Mercedes stated.
"Whoa! You're only doing this out of revenge?" She asked, staring at Mercedes like she was some sort of freak.
"Is that such a bad thing?" Mercedes asked.
"No way! Rachel deserves to be knocked down for once. She's always getting a swelled head, acting like there wouldn't be a glee club without her in it! When really we all know that Santana is a much better singer and dancer," She sighed and then continued, "Santana should be the one to sing the solos. She's the best out of all the people in the club.
Oh Hell no! I'm the one who should sing all of those solos! No one else will take those moments from me! Ugly b-
Mercedes must have shown her anger somehow because Brittany snapped her out of her thoughts. " - Are you alright?"
Mercedes faked a sweet smile at her. "I'm fantastic! Things are finally starting to look up."
"Alright then," She said as she handed Mercedes a piece of paper. "That's my phone number. I'll be at Santana's house later so I'll call you after nine if you're still awake."
"Sounds great!"
"Okay. I'll talk to you later. I've got to go now! Bye." And then she was gone.
I can't believe she had the nerve to say that Santana sings the best! She's a stupid bitch. Whatever... I'll just use her and once she's done what I needed she'll be gone. I should try to involve her in the scandal somehow, too.
Mercedes stomped off angrily towards the entrance of the school. But just then she saw HER. Rachel with a group of... popular girls? Mercedes followed them and pretended she was looking for something in her bag.
I'll pretend I'm looking for my purple eyeshadow.
Meanwhile Rachel was chatting away with her new buddies. "So Finn was like, 'I want you back, baby. You're the only one I've ever loved!' And then I told him 'Well, sorry. I don't have any feelings for you anymore. I am in love with Jesse.' Do you know what happened then?" She was laughing hysterically and her friends exchanged glances.
"Did he pee his pants," The tall brunette asked her.
"No. It was just as funny though. He ran away crying like a baby!" Rachel had tears in her eyes now, probably from laughing so much.
Mercedes just stared at Rachel in disbelief.
How could she think it's funny playing with people's feelings like that? She won't get away with it! This is for you, Finn.
Mercedes dropped her bag angrily. She stomped over to where Rachel was. Before Rachel could even say anything Mercedes bitch - slapped Rachel as hard as she could.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING SO WRONG, YOU WHORE?" Mercedes shouted in Rachel's face.
"Ewww, look who it is!" The girl with the bleached blond hair said, giggling.
Rachel clearly was uncomfortable. She touched her face where Mercedes hit her and said, "What did I do, exactly?"
Shit! This is very bad. If I tell her that I was eavedropping it's all over for me.
Mercedes thought for a moment then told Rachel, "Well... you just took that solo yesterday! You knew that Quinn was supposed to sing it but then you begged Mr. Schuestser for it until he finally gave in."
To be continued in chapter 2!