Author's Note: Yes, I know Christmas is six months far off, but who cares? I suppose it doesn't hurt having a mild Christmas celebration with everyone's favourite little ninja!

Disclaimer: 'Final Fantasy 7' and the song 'Merry Christmas' do not belong to me and belong to their rightful owners respectfully.

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Yuffie's Christmas Carol (Performed by Yuffie Kisaragi)

By Charles Xavier

(Parody of 'Merry Christmas, I Don't Want To Fight Tonight' by The Ramones)

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Happy Christmas, I'm stealing Materia!
Happy Christmas, I'm stealing Materia!
Happy Christmas, I'm stealing Materia from you!

Where is Rufus on his wheelchair?
Off snoozing while I'm cutting his hair!
I'll cut Tifa's! I'll cut Reno's, baby!
Happy Christmas! Happy, happy, happy, Christmas!

Little Marlene is tucked in her bed.
Flying bullets dancing in Barret's head.
Steal their presents, it's so exciting baby!

I love gil and gil loves me!
And that's the way it's got to be!
I loved gil from the start!
And Christmas is the time for breaking everyone's hearts!

Where is Vincent in his coffin?
Stuffed my grenades into his stocking!
I'll get Cait Sith! I'll get Shera, baby!
Happy Christmas! Happy, happy, happy, Christmas!

Little Shelke is tucked in her bed.
Merry Moogles dancing in her head.
Steal her weapons, it's so exciting baby!

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

I love gil and gil loves me!
And that's the way it's got to be!
I loved gil from the start!
And Christmas is the time for breaking everyone's hearts!

Happy Christmas, I'm stealing Materia!
Happy Christmas, I'm stealing Materia!
Happy Christmas, I'm stealing Materia from you!

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Owari

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