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Ginny: runs into room and skips around YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY trips over cat OUCH … YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY! …. whispers in Hermione's ear yay…

Hermionie: … What is it?

Ginny: I! … HAVE FOUND! ... :looks left and right like a paranoid rodent: A PENNY:superhero pose:

Hermione: …:shakes head sadly: I think you have issues.

Ginny: Yes! …but you love me anyways. Now pet me :sits down in front of H:

Hermione: …Fine. :pets:

Ron:walks in casually: Hello all!... Hermione… what are you doing?

Ginny: She's agreed to BEAR MY LOVECHILD!

Hermione: WHAT! No! All I was doing was-

Ron: … O.o;

Ginny: YES! AND WE ARE NAMING IT MOONLIGHT THE WONDERFUL PRINCE!

Ron: Ah, okay then:walks out traumatized:

Hermione:snarls: What the hell is wrong with you?

Ginny: Oooh… Sexy! Now give us a kiss! glomps and pins

Hermione: WHAT ARE YOU DOING! GEROFF!

Harry:walks down from boy's dorm: Ooh, what's this then?

Ginny: Hermione's going to carry my seed!

Hermione: SHE'S GONE DAFT! GET. HER.OFF.ME!

Harry: Now why would I do something like that:smirk:

Hermione:glare: I'll ensure you remain a virgin forever.

Ginny: Eh? How'd you do that?

Harry: O.o; YOU WOULDN'T!

Hermione: Oh yes I would! NOW GET HER OFF!

Ron:walks in again:

Harry: Ginny get off! The fate of my penis hangs in the balance!

Ron: Nah, still smells like crazy on here… :walks back out:

Ginny: … THAT'S AWESOME:lets Hermione up:

Harry:sniffle: You're mean…

Ginny: But we're sexy.

Hermione:rolls eyes:

Harry: Girls have COOTIES! EEEWWW! shudders and runs in circles

Hermione: Cooties isn't a real disease!

Harry: Yes it is! It just disappears at the age of six.

Ginny: Well, I am going down to eat something.

Hermione: Have fun with that.

Ginny: I WILL:skips out of room:

Harry: So why did she pin you?

Hermione: Because her hormones are that of a cat in heat.

Harry: In English please?

Hermione: It was in English, you're just stupid.

Harry:pouts:

Hermione: She's a horny little weirdo, alright! She's scaring everybody in the tower too. Poor Stephanie Willans woke up with Ginny licking her cheek.

Harry: O.o; …scary…

Ron:runs into room: You guys done being crazy?

Hermione: Now that the horn ball has left, yes.

Ron: Thank GOD. Malfoy was stalking along the hall looking foul.

Harry:snickers:

Hermione & Ron: Harry… what did you do?

Harry:looks away innocently: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Ron: Harry…

Hermione: GASP OHMYGODIFORGOT:runs out of room:

Harry: …Forgot… ?

Ron:shrugs: Only way to know is to follow her.

Harry: YAY STALKING!

Ron:sigh: Okay… Let's go…