Chapter 1
Disclaimer: You know the drill...
Note: Arigatou to RoMayDrako for helping me out here...
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(It's an empty scene outside Schwartz's villa. Risuko Natsuboshi, squirrel- girl extraordianire, is holding a script.)
Risuko: I dropped the braces on Omi idea, and the cheesecake, and Yohji's buzzcut. RoMayDrako-chan has just been caught writing Farfie World which I really shudder at the thought of reading. (twirls squirrel tail) Anyway, just read!
(Inside the villa, in the common room, Schuldig is pracncing around like a fool.)
Schuldig (singing): The villa is alive with the sound of killing!
(A shoe flies in and hits him in the noggin)
Schuldig: Daikirai... Where's Farfie?
(Scene: Bathroom. Farfie is taking a bath with his rubber Nagi.)
Farfie (singing): Rubber Nagi, you're the one! You make bathtime lots of fun! Rubber Nagi I'm awfully fond of you... Kill me please... Rubber Nagi, la la la. La la la la la la la. La la la la la la la la la laaaaaa!
Risuko (In squirrel form): Why am I so insane...
(Scene: Bedroom. Nagi's singing.)
Nagi (singing): Midnight... Not a sound in the bedroom... Has Farfie lost his memory? He is killing alone... In the lamplight, the withered corpses collect at my feet. And Schuldig's wind...
Risuko: GAS MASK!!!
Nagi (telepathicly knocks the screaming squirrel off the window sill and sings): begins to blow... Memory... All alone in the bedroom... I can smile at our old fight, he was very cute then... I remember the time I slammed him to the concrete... Let the Memory, live again...
(Risuko scrambles down the tree to get away from Nagi and finds herself where Brad is...)
Brad (looking into the future): Maybe far away, or maybe real nearby... Aya maybe pouring his coffee, Yohji maybe straighting his hair... Maybe in a house all hidden by a skyscraper, Omi maybe playing online, Ken might be paying a bill... Betcha they're young, betcha they're smart. Maybe girls are swarming at their place right now. Maybe they're hurt. Lying on the ground. Don't really care as long as Aya's mine...
Risuko: O.O??? Let us now move on to Weiss...
Disclaimer: You know the drill...
Note: Arigatou to RoMayDrako for helping me out here...
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(It's an empty scene outside Schwartz's villa. Risuko Natsuboshi, squirrel- girl extraordianire, is holding a script.)
Risuko: I dropped the braces on Omi idea, and the cheesecake, and Yohji's buzzcut. RoMayDrako-chan has just been caught writing Farfie World which I really shudder at the thought of reading. (twirls squirrel tail) Anyway, just read!
(Inside the villa, in the common room, Schuldig is pracncing around like a fool.)
Schuldig (singing): The villa is alive with the sound of killing!
(A shoe flies in and hits him in the noggin)
Schuldig: Daikirai... Where's Farfie?
(Scene: Bathroom. Farfie is taking a bath with his rubber Nagi.)
Farfie (singing): Rubber Nagi, you're the one! You make bathtime lots of fun! Rubber Nagi I'm awfully fond of you... Kill me please... Rubber Nagi, la la la. La la la la la la la. La la la la la la la la la laaaaaa!
Risuko (In squirrel form): Why am I so insane...
(Scene: Bedroom. Nagi's singing.)
Nagi (singing): Midnight... Not a sound in the bedroom... Has Farfie lost his memory? He is killing alone... In the lamplight, the withered corpses collect at my feet. And Schuldig's wind...
Risuko: GAS MASK!!!
Nagi (telepathicly knocks the screaming squirrel off the window sill and sings): begins to blow... Memory... All alone in the bedroom... I can smile at our old fight, he was very cute then... I remember the time I slammed him to the concrete... Let the Memory, live again...
(Risuko scrambles down the tree to get away from Nagi and finds herself where Brad is...)
Brad (looking into the future): Maybe far away, or maybe real nearby... Aya maybe pouring his coffee, Yohji maybe straighting his hair... Maybe in a house all hidden by a skyscraper, Omi maybe playing online, Ken might be paying a bill... Betcha they're young, betcha they're smart. Maybe girls are swarming at their place right now. Maybe they're hurt. Lying on the ground. Don't really care as long as Aya's mine...
Risuko: O.O??? Let us now move on to Weiss...