'Kay, this is just a random thing where I'm going through the Lost Hero and copying random funny quotes Leo says and thinks. Why? I really don't know. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I ain't Rick.
Chapter I
"I'm a special boy."
"Your family, or the court, or whoever decided you were too much trouble, so they shipped you off to this lovely prison- sorry, 'boarding school'- in Armpit, Nevada, where you learn valuable nature skills like running ten miles a day through the cacti and weaving daisies into hats!"
Chapter II
"Yo, Coach Supergoat, whatever you are- I just fell down the freaking Grand Canyon! Stop asking for challenges!"
"Stupid ... ugly ... goat."
"But I'm not feeling too godly. You guys feeling godly?"
"Extraction squad? That sounds painful."
Chapter III
"No, no. Rainbows. Very Macho."
"Rainbows, ponies."
"Vulcan? I don't even LIKE Star Trek."
"What's Cabin Nine? And I'm not a Vulcan!"
Chapter V
At the very least, he wanted to check out underwater girls in the lake again. They were definitely worth drowning for.
"Festus? Sounds like the god of cowboys."
"Yeah, where are my home dawgs? Shouldn't their counselor be giving me the VIP tour?"
"Let's go see Cabin Nine. I'm in the mood for a good curse."
"They got a steampunk theme going on, huh?"
"What does the god of fire want with a weed whacker?"
He looked like the Pillsbury Doughboy after a beat-down.
Don't talk to me about ghosts, doughboy.
"Ghosts? Pfft. Nah. I'm cool. A storm spirit chucked me down the Grand Canyon this morning, but you know, all in a day's work, right?"
"I'll be down in the Leo cave."
That's all for now. I'll post again soon! Hope you liked it.