Twilight's comin' back to town by Mia1986 (with help from WildCroconaw )
Plot: This is a twilight inspired spoof of the Jackson 5 song "Santa Claus is coming to town". we made this spoof after it got stuck in our heads. We-
WildCroconaw (WC): We? What do mean 'we'? I'm the one who typed it up! I'm the one who now has that blasted song stuck in my head! You made me listen to it about a billion-
WC , to quote John Silver from treasure Planet: 'Shut yer yap". (Hits her with Eclipse ). Good! Now I can actually hear myself think! There are lines that aren't in the song –which are in italics, while any extra lines WC says are in bold italics. In order to protect their privacy people's names have been switched around. I own nothing mentioned
WC: she so wishes she owned Pattinson but he's dating someone
What was that? (Glares at her)
WC: Uh I said, this upcoming turkey day will be fun
I thought that's what I heard. Cause if it wasn't...
WC (gulps): um. it was
Good. Enjoy!
Jasmine: Twilight's coming back to town
Laurie: Twilight's coming back to town.
Ingrid: the competition better watch out
Gigi: WC better not cry (glares at her)
WC: what did I do?
Louise: or even pout
Chrissy, Laurie, Mollie, , Gigi, Jasmine, Nicky, Mia1986, and Elizabeth: cause we're telling her why
Louise: Twilight's comin' back to town.
Nicky: Twilight's comin' back to town.
Gigi: YUMMY (kisses a picture of Taylor lautner)! Gorgeous!
WC (snaps a picture of her kissing the photo): I saw that! And now I have proof
Gigi: grrrrrr!
Elizabeth: Twilight's coming back to town
Gigi: We're makin' a list of show times
Elizabeth: checkin' the price (sighs)
WC: don't you even think about dragging me! I got-
Louise, Ingrid, Mollie, Nicky, Chrissy, gigi, Mia1986, Laurie, and Elizabeth: OH YES WE ARE!
WC: oh cr-(gets hit by ALL their Twilight novels, which knock her out . They give each other an evil grin)
Mia1986 (points to Louise): taxi... NOW!
Colin: Gonna see it more than twice.
Elizabeth, marvin, Gigi, Mollie and Nicky: yeah, we all know why
Colin: Oh Kristin, oh Kristin (sighs)
Elizabeth, Mollie, Jasmine, Mia1986, marvin,: Oh Colin, oh Colin... Shaddup!
Mollie: Twilight's comin' back to town. Yummy!
Marvin: Hey! Mollie!
Mollie: whoops. Sorry baby
Colin: Twilight's comin' back to town.
Gigi: Twilight's comin' back to town.
Elizabeth, Chrissy, and Mia1986: We dream of Robby when we're sleeping (sigh longingly)
(WC pretends to hurl. While looking up dreamily at a 'New Moon" poster, nicky, mollie, Elizabeth, Gigi Chrissy, and Mia1986 all punch her gut) WC: owww! Watch it! I'm sensitive there
Elizabeth, Chrissy, Ingrid, Mollie and Mia1986: we don't care
Gigi: I dream of Lautner when I'm awake
WC: spare me the googly eyes
Laurie: I don't care that he walks a thin line between bad and good.
WC: stop this madness, for bloody sake!
Mollie : the competition better watch out.
Mia1986: WC better not cry (Jasmine, , Gigi, Chrissy, and Elizabeth punch her in the nose, breaking it)
WC: OW! What was that for?
Louise: or even pout
Louise, Jasmine, Gigi Mollie, Nicky, Mia1986, Chrissy, Laurie, and Elizabeth: cause we're telling her why!
Mollie: Twilight's comin' back to town. SWEET!
Gigi: Twilight's comin' back to town. YAHOO!
Elizabeth: Twilight's coming back to town
Nicky: Twilight's coming back to town
Gigi: Oh Lautner, you're so fine
Twihards: Ooh, ooh
Elizabeth: Oh Robby, you're all mine
Naomi, Laurie, Mollie, Jasmine, Chrissy, and elizabeth : no he's MINE!
Jake: Hey Naomi , I thought I was yours!
Mollie (blushes like mad): Umm, you are
Twihards: Ooh, ooh
mollie: Twilight's coming back to town
Colin: Twilight's coming back to town
Jasmine: Twilight's coming back to town
Nicky: Twilight's coming back to town
Mollie: snacks are at the ready
Louise: called in the way to an' from
Mia1986: watch out box office
Nicky: Cause on November 20, the vampire and werewolf come! And they're both mine!
WC: oh brother
Colin: Stewart is hot
Mia1986, Jasmine, Elizabeth, Chrissy (sighs): Robby is adorable too.
Nicky, Mollie, and Gigi: Don't forget about Lautner
WC: Then why do you need me? Cause that day I got a bunch of stuff to-
Colin, Marvin, Gigi, Mollie, Laurie, Elizabeth, Mia1986, Chrissy: (grab the back of her shirt): NOT SO FAST!
WC: urk! But-but
Mia1986, Laurie, Mollie, Elizabeth, Jasmine, Chrissy, Gigi: YOU'RE GONNA CATCH OUR DROOL
Gigi: Twilight's coming back to town. Yum!
Chrissy: Twilight's coming back to town
Mollie: Twilight's coming back to town
Elizabeth: Twilight's coming back to town
All the Twihards: One more time:
Jasmine: Twilight's coming back to town
Laurie: Twilight's coming back to town
Mia1986: Twilight's coming back to town
Louise, Gigi, Mollie, Nicky, Chrissy, Mia1986 and Elizabeth (off screen): Wakey-wakey
Mia1986 : rise and shine
WC: where am I? No, YOU GUYS DIDN'T!
Louise, Mollie, Nicky, Mia1986, Chrissy, Laurie, Gigi and Elizabeth: OH YES WE DID!
WC(tries to budge out of her seat but can't): guys, why can't I move my butt?
Louise: we put glue on the seat.
WC: oh flip
Elizabeth, Naomi, Jasmine, Gigi, Mollie Chrissy and Laurie: NOW YOU CAN'T ESCAPE! (Laughs evilly)
Mia1986: get comfy because we got tickets for the next three showings so
Ingrid: you'd better not pout
WC : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! marvin, a little help here
Marvin (looks up from lip locking Mollie): I'm a bit busy. besides you kind of asked for it by torturing them
WC: YOU TRAITOR!