Spencer

Here I am just sitting at home. I'm so bored just laying here. I should get friends who aren't still in high school. Yea..*sigh* Because of my boredom I started reading Carly's magazines.

Then Freddie entered. ''Hey Spence"

''God.. Finally people!'' I got up and hugged that little dude.

''Hey whatcha doing?'' He picked up Carly's magazine and looked at me with an raised eyebrow.

''I know your bored but..''

''Its very educational okay!''

He flipped through the pages ''Oh yea, its very good to know that Demi Lovato has a crush on that guy from one direction'' He said with a smug face.

''Hey I wasn't reading that!.. and its adorable, come on look at them'' I said showing him the picture.

''Hmm yea sure is'' He said turning around and heading to the fridge. He just doesn't get their love.

''Its just stupid that people are so interested in someone's lovelife just because they can sing or dance'' He says getting two coke's and setting them on the table.

''Maybe youre right.. but your the one to talk because the ICarlyfans are sooo not interested in who youre going to date HA''

Freddie laughs and throws his hands in the air ''Okay I get youre point but its still just a stupid magazine full of lies''

''Well there happens to be a lot interesting things, don't you ever wonder what goes on in the mind of girls.. I know you do, this is how you will know'' I said holding the magazine up for emphasis.

''Yeah like what?''

''For instance did you know that you have more chance with a girl if you smell better, and then it has all these tips about how to do that with just fruits and vegetables..huh bet you don't know how to do that''

''Yeah okay but this thing is the Carly kind of mind it has nothing to say about.. other kind of girls''

I smiled ''You could just say Sam you know''

He scoffed ''Still Sam OR other girls couldn't appreciate me rubbing fruit over myself''

He denied but turned red and looked away. Poor kid.

I started again mostly to get the awkward out of the air. ''And again my friend you are wrong because by reading this'' I pushed the magazine in his face '' I know exactly what kind of status youre relationship with Sam has right now'' I sat back down with a smug face.

''Come on, we don't even know so I don't think this will'' He took a sip of his drink. ''But what is it?''

''Hmmm don't we seem eager to know now do we'' I teased poking him in the side.

''Spencer just tell me!'' Freddie yelled.

''Okay, I've come to the conclusion that you my friend are in ''The Friendzone''

Freddie looked at me with a puzzled face. ''Okay you need to be clearer than that''

''Its when you like someone but youre just friends and youre having a hard time because you want more than that''

''Hmm.. I don't know, maybe but I don't even know if I even have a chance right now she seems pretty okay with it'' He shrugged.

''You want to do the quiz to find out'' I asked.

Freddie hesitated ''Okay''

''Maybe later we can make those advocado masks so hydrating''

Freddie stared at me and coughed ''Or I could go to the gym with Gibby''

''Yea.. yes and I could lift weights and watch the game or something like that..''

''But first test your relationship'' I said handing him the magazine.

He groaned ''Fine but after that you have to throw this away because its making you preetty girly''

''The word is feminine''