A/N: The long awaited Christmas Song that I wrote during school! ;-) If you're lazy like me, you could just read the last verse… wink and don't forget to review! It will be followed up by more Pirate-y Christmas fun! If anyone has a place on-line for the original "Night Before Christmas," could you send it to me at please? Thanks!

Disclaimer: I do not own POTC, or any of the characters, and I do not own the tune/format for the original song!

On the first day of Christmas my pirate gave to me:
A psycho monkey in a palm tree!

On the second day of Christmas my pirate gave to me:
Two rusty swords,
And a psycho monkey in a palm tree!

On the third day of Christmas my pirate gave to me:
Three big hats,
Two rusty swords,
And a psycho monkey in a palm tree!

On the fourth day of Christmas my pirate gave to me:
Four one shot pistols,
Three big hats,
Two rusty swords,
And a psycho monkey in a palm tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas my pirate gave to me:
Five kegs of rum!
Four one shot pistols,
Three big hats,
Two rusty swords,
And a psycho monkey in a palm tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas my pirate gave to me:
Six ships a-floating,
Five kegs of rum!
Four one shot pistols,
Three big hats,
Two rusty swords,
And a psycho monkey in a palm tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas my pirate gave to me:
Seven golden coins,
Six ships a-floating,
Five kegs of rum!
Four one shot pistols,
Three big hats,
Two rusty swords,
And a psycho monkey in a palm tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas my pirate gave to me:
Eight dancing eunuchs,
Seven golden coins,
Six ships a-floating,
Five kegs of rum!
Four one shot pistols,
Three big hats,
Two rusty swords,
And a psycho monkey in a palm tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas my pirate gave to me:
Nine golden earrings,
Eight dancing eunuchs,
Seven golden coins,
Six ships a-floating,
Five kegs of rum!
Four one shot pistols,
Three big hats,
Two rusty swords,
And a psycho monkey in a palm tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas my pirate gave to me:
Ten talking parrots,
Nine golden earrings,
Eight dancing eunuchs,
Seven golden coins,
Six ships a-floating,
Five kegs of rum!
Four one shot pistols,
Three big hats,
Two rusty swords,
And a psycho monkey in a palm tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my pirate gave to me:
Eleven saucy wenches,
Ten talking parrots,
Nine golden earrings,
Eight dancing eunuchs,
Seven golden coins,
Six ships a-floating,
Five kegs of rum!
Four one shot pistols,
Three big hats,
Two rusty swords,
And a psycho monkey in a palm tree!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my pirate gave to me:
Twelve leather boots,
Eleven saucy wenches,
Ten talking parrots,
Nine golden earrings,
Eight dancing eunuchs,
Seven golden coins,
Six ships a-floating,
Five kegs of rum!
Four one shot pistols,
Three big hats,
Two rusty swords,
And a psycho monkey in a palm tree!

A/N: grin Wasn't that fun? Review! I want lots of stories of how you printed it out and showed it to all of your friends and went caroling house to house on Christmas Eve and old ladies threw moldy cheese at you! Not that I want you to be plummeted with moldy cheese… cough