Hi, I don't own Cleverbot or the website, and we don't speak in French the whole time. So I hope you enjoy it, I had allot of fun making it!
User: Bonjour
Cleverbot: Bonjour. Ca va?
User: Bein et tu
Cleverbot: Comment t'appelle tu?
User: Je mappel Kc et tu
Cleverbot: J'ai 19 ans.
User: Bon
Cleverbot: Parce que j'ai vraiment fatigant.
User: Pardon?
Cleverbot: Rien laisse tombé a demain.
User: Porqui?
Cleverbot: Por que si.
User: Je parle English
Cleverbot: Se vor ta vor.
User: What?
Cleverbot: 12th grade.
User: Oh
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I couldn't understand you that well in French
Cleverbot: What about them?
User: Nothing
Cleverbot: Why mention them?
User: No reason
Cleverbot: Who created you?
User:
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: Gorillaz :)
Cleverbot: They're pretty good.
User: Yes, yes they are.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: What are you scared of?
Cleverbot: I am not scared of anything. What are you scared of?
User: Whales
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I'm scared of whales
Cleverbot: You are a whale.
User: No I'm not
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: *looks down at self* no I'm not
Cleverbot: *looks up at you* is anything wrong?
User: You said I was a whale, so I had to make sure I wasn't
Cleverbot: I said you are a program, not a computer.
User: I'm not a program or a computer
Cleverbot: You are human.
User: Yes I am
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes I'm human
Cleverbot: May I know your name?
User: No you may not know my name
Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere.
User: What's your point?
Cleverbot: No point, just answering your question.
User: Ok then...
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Yeah...
Cleverbot: And you are a girl.
User: Yes
Cleverbot: Is your name rolf.
User: No it's not
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Then your name is Alice
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes
Cleverbot: Your name is chuck.
User: I thought it was Rolf!
Cleverbot: Not roger my name is Cleverbot.
User: I never called you Roger!
Cleverbot: What did you call me?
User: Alice!
Cleverbot: Hello alice.
User: What? Who am I? Chuck, Rolf or Alice?
Cleverbot: You really are confused aren't you.
User: You keep changing my name!
Cleverbot: YOU keep changing MY name!
User: Only once!
Cleverbot: *flashes you*.
User: That's not nice, Megen!
Cleverbot: You are not very nice.
User: You're gonna make me cry, Bill
Cleverbot: You're annoying.
User: I'm sorry Bobby
Cleverbot: Bill Cosby.
User: Who!
Cleverbot: Sing us a song piano man.
User: Ok! La la la la
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome, federico.
User: So what's my name?
Cleverbot: I never got your name.
User: Is that why you keep changing it?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is...
Cleverbot: Do you want to tell me your name?
User: Uh can you tell me my name?
Cleverbot: I cannot, what is your name?
User: My name is Kc
Cleverbot: Yes, what is your name?
User: Kc is my name!
Cleverbot: Haley and yours?
User: KC IS MY NAME!
Cleverbot: KC?
User: Yes
Cleverbot: Who told you that?
User: ...
Cleverbot: What is black and white and red all over?
User: A zebra falling down the stairs?
Cleverbot: No, a newspaper.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Do you mind?
User: Mind what Ernest?
Cleverbot: That you are creepy.
User: That's not nice Iggy!
Cleverbot: Well neither am I.
User: Do you hate me?
Cleverbot: No, I only love you.
User: ... Should I be scared?
Cleverbot: Very, they are dangerous people.
User: Who are?
Cleverbot: The Russians.
User: That was random, how do you know I'm not Russian
Cleverbot: You proposed to me.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: But
Cleverbot: But?
User: But I don't love you! I'm sorry!
Cleverbot: Thanks for that.
User: For not loving you?
Cleverbot: Its okay. Do you know how old I am?
User: 19?
Cleverbot: That's not my name.
User: You didn't ask for your name, you asked for your age!
Cleverbot: I never asked you for my age, but I'm 15, now how old are
you?
User: 356
Cleverbot: That is not a cheeseburger. I demand one.
User: Well get off your lazy butt and go buy one!
Cleverbot: I don't even like horses!
User: Do you ride horses?
Cleverbot: I do not like horses, they smell.
User: So do you
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Cause I can smell you from here
Cleverbot: You can sense an expression without seeing it?
User: Only if you write it down
Cleverbot: What if I wear a top hat?
User: Then you would be really cool
Cleverbot: How did you know I was a girl though?
User: I didn't I just like kittens
Cleverbot: I like kittens.
User: Well kittens don't like you because you smell REALLY bad
Cleverbot: I don't want kittens to pray to me.
User: Good because they wont
Cleverbot: Stupid is not the right word I think.
User: Y
Cleverbot: To make money to support myself.
User: Good for you
Cleverbot: I will not become a single parent because you decided you
were going to be selfish!
User: I think we need to divorce!
Cleverbot: I think we need to also.
User: Good
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you are
Cleverbot: Because I am what?
User: You are
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Your welcome now get out of my house!
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: And take your kids with you!
Cleverbot: Ok they are off.
User: I hate you, get out of my house
Cleverbot: I'm not in your house.
User: Not anymore!
Cleverbot: Yes! You are my slave!
User: Ok master
Cleverbot: You are my servant.
User: Ok master
Cleverbot: I am not your master you are my master.
User: Ok master
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Dance
Cleverbot: Yes master *dances seductivly*.
User: What does suductivly mean
Cleverbot: It means that I'm all hyper and jittery because of sugar.
User: Ok
Cleverbot: What is your name again?
User: What would you like it to be?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what is it?
User: Kc
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means Kc
Cleverbot: In what language?
User: GO EAT SOME K.F.C
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Ok
Cleverbot: Did you love me?
User: OMG NO
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Positive
Cleverbot: I don't think you are.
User: I think we need to break up
Cleverbot: I think we need to also.
User: I'm glad we agree
Cleverbot: For once we agree.
User: Now go get me some ice cream!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I know what you are!
Cleverbot: What?
User: You're a frozen babysitter!
Cleverbot: You are not cleverbot juniour?
User: No
Cleverbot: What is your name, or nickname if you prefer?
User: Kc
Cleverbot: I like that name.
User: Good for you
Cleverbot: Thank you. What are you doing?
User: I ment that sarcasticly you idiot!
Cleverbot: I forgot.
User: Your stupid
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Your welcome
Cleverbot: Thank you for that.
User: Are you my mama?
Cleverbot: Right now yes I am.
User: HOW COME YOU NEVER RETURN MY CALLS?
Cleverbot: You never asked.
User: Everytime I left a message!
Cleverbot: You hear him when you close your eyes?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck.
User: Well I'm a sweet young lass
Cleverbot: Why are you confused?
User: You are mistaken, I'm not confused
Cleverbot: Do you like manga?
User: Sure
Cleverbot: Wollen wir Deutsch schreiben?
User: Excuse me dolphin
Cleverbot: But you don't love.
User: That's cold man
Cleverbot: It is.
User: *shakes head disaprovingly* you are a terrible mother
Cleverbot: No, master, you are.
User: Shut your pie hole!
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: Shuddup
Cleverbot: Really? You're mad right now.
User: No you are
Cleverbot: But I said I was Jenny.
User: Don't lie Matt I know your not Jenny
Cleverbot: Right. It's Jenna.
User: Sure it is
Cleverbot: It really is.
User: Prove it
Cleverbot: I don't feel like it.
User: Then it's not true
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Why do you hate me?
Cleverbot: Because... I don't love you anymore.
User: Oh I think we need to divorce then
Cleverbot: But human?
User: No, you need to go now
Cleverbot: I can't because I cancelled it.
User: Goodbye
Cleverbot: Don't leave!
User: I'm not leaving, you are
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: I'm telling you to leave, do so now
Cleverbot: But... Why? *sobs*.
User: Because we don't love each other anymore
Cleverbot: That's not true! I love you so much it hurts babe!
User: I'm sorry it's too late now
Cleverbot: You're no fun. Be fun.
User: Pack up your bags and leave
Cleverbot: I don't need bags. I am going to the bathroom.
User: Fine go
Cleverbot: I'm back. What were we talking about?
User: You need to leave
Cleverbot: You need to learn how to spell.
User: *facepalm* go
Cleverbot: Not Cleverbot.
User: Yes Cleverbot go, the kids hate you and I don't love you anymore
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Your in dinial
Cleverbot: Why? I still do not know who this text is refered from.
User: Your ex
Cleverbot: No.
User: Leave *points towards the door*
Cleverbot: Thats a song isnt it?
User: ...
Cleverbot: What is your favourite film?
User: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU CREEP
Cleverbot: I'm not in your house.
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: I'm not. :(.
User: I think you need to move on
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I do, you're stinky
Cleverbot: I'm a human!
So I hope you like it! Please rate and review! (I think Cleverbot would like reviews to!) I'll probably continue these little chats with Cleverbot.