Zombie Hearts -A Crack Parody-

Summary: An outbreak of human shaped chains has come to the city and Oz and the gang have to fight their way to the one controlling them all only to find that the human shaped chains are actually illegal contractors that had lost their lives because of the abyss.

Dedicated to Koda12349 and NorwegianSpiritNinja, who helped me think of the ideas for this fic! (Whether it was intentional or unintentional! LOL!X3) I hope I made Elliot as epic as you guys imagined him.

Also I'd like to dedicate this fic to Elliot because he's practically the main character! LOL! X3

Introduction

"Hmm… It's so boring, why hasn't anyone come to visit me? Hmm…I want something entertaining to happen." Alyss whines floating upside down staring at the tiled floor. 'Oz's contract isn't up yet, so he won't come and see me for a while. No fair… That damned b-rabbit gets him all to herself... I hate her.' She thought pouting as she stared at her white hair before she smiled temptingly. "Maybe I should start some trouble for her… and those stupid Baskervilles too." She states happily as she heard a tapping on the mirror in her room. "Huu? Oh you want to make trouble for the Baskervilles too? Heh… I suppose so since they're trying to take that black haired kid away from you." She says with a giggle as a shadowed figure appears in the mirror. "But you're dead…" She says with a small pout as she watched a white rabbit doll with arms and legs float by her and she smiled widely. "But that gives me a yummy idea! If you want you can go too! Just don't hurt my precious Oz-kun, M'kay? Even though he rejected me before, he's going to come around." She says cheerfully before frowning again. "What? You don't want to eat human flesh like the other chains? Boo… Fine then... You don't need to… I'll make sure of it, okay? Make sure you bring this doll you made me though! I want to play too!" She sweetly as she tapped the glass and the shadow disappeared.

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"The sun is shining again today…" Oz says with an emotionless look in his eyes as he stared out the window and Alice frowned at him.

"Oz… Please stop being mad." She says with a small frown as she glanced at Gilbert who was staring off into space looking really worn down. 'I don't understand… Why is everyone this way…?' She thought furrowing her brow not knowing what to do but sit there beside Oz. She then sensed this surge of dread fill her body causing her to shudder. 'Something bad is happening… or going to happen.' She thought curling into a ball to keep the shivers away.

"I wonder if Reo's alright… He's been really silent since the Baskervilles attacked him a few days ago." Oz says in the emotionless tone he had before and as if the boy heard his name being said he entered the room Alice glanced up at the boy who also looked very drained and depressed.

"Afternoon, Reo-kun… Would you care for some tea?" Sharon questions with a small smile on her face as the boy shook his head and sat on the floor by the door. Sharon frowned but said nothing.

"So is Ada supposed to come home for Vacation soon?" Reo questions knowing the schedule for Ludwig even though he no longer went to there, just the thought of the place made his heartache from the memories. 'I have to talk… I have to show that I'm alright… I can't let them know what I'm considering.' He thought frowning as he buried his face into his book.

"Yes, she's supposed to come here to Pandora today… We still are not sure about where-a-bouts of Vincent are so we have to keep a close eye on the young girl since it is said that she was close to the man." Break says softly still weak from his injuries as he smiled thoughtfully at Reo. "Are you planning something?" He questions as Reo flinched before continuing to read.

"Leave Reo alone, Break!" Oz states harshly as he glared at the sky.

"Oh my… Such a testy mood you're in, Oz-kun." Break says calmly as Sharon frowned.

"Break…" She states with a venomous undertone and Break sighed.

"I'm only trying to relieve the harsh undertones of the mood that's stinking up the room." He states with a small sigh.

"Okay! Oz! Let's go outside… into the city or something!" Alice states in annoyance as Oz sighed.

"I don't want to Alice." Oz says softly as Alice growled in annoyance.

"You are going outside! NOW! AND YOU, Messy-haired kid! YOU TOO! SEAWEED HEAD GET YOUR COAT AND GUNS! I'm tired of sitting around here!" Alice shouts in annoyance as the three sigh.

"I think I'm going to stay here and read." Reo states casually not affected by the name he was given.

"I really don't want to go outside Alice… The sky is annoying today." He states with a small glare before Alice glared at Gilbert expecting him to do something but all he did was lower his eyes as if he didn't want to meet her gaze. She gritted her teeth knowing that they had a good reason to mope about but she shuddered and gasped.

"Something's happening though! I have a really bad feeling! We need to check it out!" Alice states as Reo looked up at the girl with a nervous look.

'Does this chick have ESP or something…?' He thought swallowing nervously before Break chuckled.

"Why don't you three humor her…? I would come along but I can still hardly move." Break says with a small smile and Alice glared at him but nodded.

"I just want to make sure that the situation doesn't have any of my memories…" She states with a harsh tone. 'That and I smell rotten corpses… Why the heck am I able to smell such a disgusting thing.' She thought glaring out the window toward the town.

"I told you I don't want to Alice… So no!" Oz stated harshly

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"Awe… You killed it." A floating white rabbit says with a small frown on its face as a white cloaked figure glares at a disappearing corpse that was disfigured and rotten.

"It's called keeping the situation under control… It's more than I could say with you, the creator… Why would you make a chain that creates more chains just by biting them? What kind of idiot are you?" The cloaked figure states watching the rabbit float around him worriedly.

"But… But… It seemed like a good idea at the time and… and I am not bored anymore." She states as the figure scoffed.

"Yeah but now reality has an epidemic of Zombie chains, which just by biting a human turns them into one." The man states in a scolding way as the stuffed rabbit let its ears go limp.

"I'm sorry… I made the game too difficult for my new friend… I'm sorry, Elliot." She whimpers as the man sighed and pulled of the hood to reveal that it was indeed Elliot Nightray but his face was pale and all the large gashes from when he died were still present on his face and body.

"It is fine, Alyss-san… You asked me to protect Oz. That I can do but I cannot if the situation gets out of control. But for every damn one I kill six pop up…" He mutters in annoyance

"At… At least they don't attack you! That's good right?" The rabbit says cheerfully but Elliot rolled his eyes.

"That's because I'm one of them… You do know that they won't attack the B-Rabbit too right…? I thought you wanted to cause her trouble." He says with a small scowl on his face.

"If the situation escalates it will!" The rabbit says as it does a little dance.

"It just might destroy this world and you're dancing in joy over it… Geez, why do I always get paired up with the messed up chains?" He mutters in annoyance and the rabbit huffs.

"Well excuse me for enjoying the game! Huh? Oh look at that girl. She's pretty bad at this…" The rabbit says as Elliot glanced over and gasped slightly because he saw Ada Vessalius running down the street with a hand gun in each hand.

"She must have gotten attacked… Why is she even here? Is Ludwig out of school?" He questions himself out loud.

"Oh, she's going further into the city! Doesn't she realize she's just going to get surrounded…? She's not very smart, is she?" The rabbit states amusedly as Elliot pulled his hood up. "You're going to save her? I thought you didn't like her?" The rabbit states with a confused look.

"She's better company then you!" He states moving with surprising speed to catch up with the girl who currently had several of the chains attacking her.

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"Stay away!" Ada shouts firing one of the guns but she missed by a mile. She looked at the monsters terrified as she fired again and again and again until she had no bullets left in either of the guns and she cried out in frustration because she didn't hit a single one.

"You have worse aim than Reo does!" Elliot shouts as a carriage smashed the chains in front of Ada causing her to gasp in shock. "That felt good." He states walking over to her as the rabbit cheered.

"Forty-points! Forty-points! That's two-hundred fifty total!" She shouts happily.

"I've only killed twenty five? Damn it..." Elliot states harshly before he looked at the girl who was about to wet herself. "You alright, Ada Vessalius?" He questions knowing better than to lower his hood as she nodded slowly. "Have you been bitten?" He asked glancing over Ada's bloody clothing.

"N-No… I-I… The Pandora guard protected me and told me to run. I don't think any of them are still alive." She states in sorrow as tears spilled down her cheeks.

"This is no time for crying… You're still in the middle of the street. Here." Elliot states in annoyance tossing her some ammo for her guns.

"Compliments of the Abyss..." The white rabbit states happily as she popped up in front of Ada's face.

"Ah? Um…" Ada says nervously as she stood up. "You know my name but I'm afraid I don't know yours." Ada says softly as Elliot flinched.

"You can just call me 'it'… My name would simply frighten you." Elliot states softly as Ada frowns.

"Ito-kun… then… Thank you for saving me." She says softly as the rabbit sits on her head.

"My names Alyss… Alyss-su!" It says happily and the girl smiles softly.

"It's nice to meet you… can I call you Usagi-chan?" She says with a small giggle and the rabbit squealed happily.

"A nickname! I cute nickname! I'm so happy!" She says spinning around causing Ada to giggle.

"We should continue on… Where were you going that you were going into the city? You should be running away from heavily populated areas." Elliot states watching the girl smile at him.

"I'm going to find my brother! I'm sure he's still alive! He has B-rabbit and Gilbert with him! Surely they're okay." Ada says optimistically as Elliot snorted.

"Not if this has spread to Pandora Headquarters... They couldn't handle a normal chain out brake. What makes you believe they can handle this?" Elliot states as Ada frowned.

"Will you come with us, Ada-chan? We will make sure you stay alive." Alyss says happily and Ada looked at it hopefully.

"Where exactly are you two going?" She asks softly and Alyss giggles.

"We're going to cause trouble for the Baskervilles and B-Rabbit." Alyss squeals in delight as Elliot snorted.

"Mostly the Baskervilles but we can take you to Pandora if you'd like… As long as it doesn't get swarmed by Chains you should be safe there." Elliot states as Ada smiled happily.

"You would take me there? Thank you, Ito-kun! But… But where will you go afterwards? Won't you stay there? It would be a safe place…" She says softly and Elliot turned away and pulled out a sword as a horde of Zombie-like chains started to approach them.

"I have someone I need to find and save… Then I am going to kill ever last one of the Baskervilles and these Chains." Elliot states before slicing off all three of the chain's heads.

"Thirty more points!" Alyss squeals in delight.

"To Pandora then?" He questions Ada who quickly nodded, unable to speak because of her shock at his ability to kill.

'Who did I just team up with…?' She thought in worry as she started running beside the person she only knew as 'Ito'.