I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! Wish I did, but don't, so sad, to bad: plz don't ride my ass about it!
Voices in head: you truly have a pitiful life
Me: Hate to tell you smartass but it our life!
Finally! It was finally the weekend, no worries for a whole total of 2 days. Both days I will use to a full extent while sleeping, eating, and catching up on NARUTO. So not only can I 'watch' the new episode but now I can 'read' the further episodes. I finally got some sense knocked into me when I started reading the manga. Which isn't as great as watching it but still, soo very happy with my choice. Okay I am fucking bored out of my mind! I mean mom has been bugging me even since we got double digits for weather. Of course I decided to take my computer with me because im a genius. Oh my god my speakers are fucked up. I tried listening to music and its all cracked and messed up. Aw, my hot little eye soar is gone. He was probably hired help to the house diagonal to us on the left. I couldn't't see his face but he looked gooood throwing that wood. Tall, lean, had that Jacob Black glow. Oh god im getting heat stroke, im quoting Twilight! Ooo phone! Never mind, its just Mike. Its ALWAYS Mike. He always asks what im doing, if he wasn't Mike I would accuse him of being a stalker. But no, that's reserved for Chase. Ah, Chase the creep that lives next door. He really sweet but really annoying. He's like my mother. Except my mother wouldn't't constantly ask me out or feel me up. I think he has a thing for my legs…which is weird because its one of my lesser qualities. …. I've spent a good half hour out here. And twenty minutes was me trying to get my pc to work properly. I now cooled off thanks to the wind though. Ooooo, mom's home. Great timing too, my battery is almost dead.
*Suddenly a brower opens to a NARUTO site* Random…. *click* Everything goes black as I am sucked into a vortex: AHHHHHHHH!
Ouch, bright lights. I slowly open my eyes to see and smell something like a hospital. A woman shoves aside the curtain and taps her forearm. "T-tsuande!" the fifth hokage from NARUTO looks at me, "Yes, and who are you" her eyes narrow and she looks at my clothes which are probably strange for her. "Mira. Am I dead?" She sits down on the bed. "No, but you have a bit of a bump of your head. I don't recognize you from the village, where did you come from?" Craap, well if she doesn't believe me I can always blame it on the 'bump' I exhaled, "Canada. But since you don't know where that is I'm going say….an alternate reality."
Oooo, okay so this is my first Naruto, so don't kill me if its badd. Please review so if I suck I will go enter a convent. CONVENT, Ha! They would prefer the devil next to me :P