Summary: The three insane (and sometimes idiotical) Yamis (a.k.a. Yami, Y. Bakura, and Y. Marik) are left to their own devices at the Kame Game Shop while the hikaris are out. Unfortunately, they find a deck of ordinary playing cards, and pandemonium ensues . . .

ShaykenDestiny: Well, it seems everybody else has a humorous, essentially plotless fic that they write when they've drunk a lot of caffeine-loaded pops. Why not me? So I've decided to jump on the bandwagon and see where this takes me . . . as usual, this will be a NON-YAOI fic with NO SHOUNEN-AI.

And here to do the disclaimer is Yugi Moto!

Yugi: ShaykenDestiny does not own Yu-gi-oh! Can I have my puzzle back now?

ShaykenDestiny: O.K! Enjoy the fic, everyone!

Chapter 1: Rules

One night, when Yugi was watching the T.V. (and Yami was glaring at the "Evil-Box-that-will-Possess-You-when-you-least-expect-it," ready to banish it to the Shadow Realm the instant it attacked), they heard a knock on the door. Yugi got off the couch and opened it. He came face to face with Marik and Ryou, as well as their psychotic yamis.

"Hey Yugi! Marik and I are going to a special Duel Monsters exhibition at the mall! It's very elite, and hard to get into, but we've got some tickets! Want to come?" asked Ryou.

"Sounds great!" said Yugi. "Wait . . . How did you get tickets if it's so hard to get into?"

"Well, Y. Bakura was bored, and . . ." said Ryou.

"There's just one tiny problem . . . our yamis," said Marik. "We can't take them with us; they'll do something crazy and get us kicked out."

"So we were wondering . . . could we leave them at your house?" asked Ryou.

"Alright," replied Yugi. "But Yami has to stay here too. The last special event we went to, he had some trouble with the guards . . ."

Flashback

At an Egyption artifacts exhibit . . .

"Look, Yugi!" said Yami. "That was my old armband when I was Pharaoh! I loved that armband!"

"Hey! What are you doing over there?!" yelled a guard.

"Huh?" asked Yami as he tried on the armband.

"You can't do that!" said a second guard.

"But it's mine!" whined Yami. "Yugi, these people are trying to take my armband!!!! I AM PHARAOH! It's MY armband!!!!! MIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!"

Yugi dragged his yami, who was still yelling about his armband, out the door quickly, muttering hurried apologies to the confused guards.

End Flashback

"Hey Marik, what are Yami Bakura and Yami Marik whispering about back there?" asked Yugi.

"How to annoy the Pharaoh," said Marik.

"So long as they don't kill each other," muttered Yugi. "Come inside for a minute so we can get the yamis settled in."

Trooping into the living room, they spotted Yami on the couch. Yugi looked around. Then he spoke in a dangerously calm, low voice.

"Yami, where's the TV?" he asked.

Yami looked around guiltily. "What T.V.?" he said.

"YAMI DID YOU BANISH THE T.V. TO THE SHADOW REALM??????!!!!!!!" yelled Yugi. "MY GRANDPA'S GOING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!"

"But it was going to attack, I swear!" exclaimed Yami. "It was going to possess us all and take over the world!!!!!!"

"Never mind," said Yugi. "We have guests right now."

Yami looked around Yugi and spotted Ryou and Marik. Then he saw the yamis standing behind them.

"Yugi, what are they doing in our house?" he asked.

"Ryou, Marik and I are going out. You, Y. Bakura, and Y. Marik are staying here," explained Yugi.

"What?!" exclaimed Yami.

"Hah! The stupid Pharaoh is afraid of the T.V.!" said Yami Bakura.

Ryou pulled out a hand-held radio, being careful to hold it by the tip. Then he turned it on.

"AAAHHH!!!! It's the evil voices!!!!!! NOOO!!!!" yelled Yami Bakura. He grabbed the radio from Ryou and ran to a corner. "Die, evil voices!!! DIE!!!!!" he cried as he began smashing the radio on floor

Everyone stared at him oddly.

"What?" asked Yami Bakura, looking up from stomping on the radio scraps.

After subduing Y. Bakura, the three hikaris forced their yamis on the couch. Marik strode up and down in front of them. Sounding for all the world like a flight attendant demonstrating safety precautions, he laid down the rules, as follows:

Rule #1: You are prohibited from leaving this house except in extreme emergencies.

Rule #2: Try not to damage anything inside and/or outside the house.

Rule #3: To reduce the risk of the house burning down, do not set anything on fire.

Rule #4: Leave the telephone alone. Do not attempt to call anyone. We will call you. If you answer it and it is not us, hang up immediately.

Rule #5: Appliances and electrical equipment are not toys. Use sparingly, and with extreme caution.

Rule #6: The stealing of souls and/or items, both Millennium and normal, has been banned.

Rule #7: Banishing people and/or objects to the Shadow Realm is prohibited.

Rule #8: For your own safety and that of the living world, do not attempt to drive.

Rule #9: Please refrain from injuring and/or killing yourselves, each other or any other living creature.

Rule #10: Please avoid annoying the Pharaoh as much as possible. And remember, the Pharaoh's hair is NOT a toy.

Marik turned toYugi. "Ok, I think I covered everything!" he said. "Now let's go!"

The three hikaris left, leaving Y. Bakura, Y. Marik, and Yami alone in the Kame Game shop.

Y. Bakura: -.- We're all going to die.

Yugi: You left those crazy yamis at MY HOUSE???!!!! ALONE???!!!! Are you insane???!!!

ShaykenDestiny: Yep!

Yugi: -.-

ShaykenDestiny: Oh, cheer up! They'll have fun! And you won't even have to be there.

Yugi: Yeah, until I come home and find they've destroyed the house, the neighborhood, Domino, and ALL OF JAPAN!!!!!!

ShaykenDestiny: Well, let's see where this goes! If you liked the chapter, please review! If you didn't, review anyways and tell me how to fix it! Oh, and I'm open to ideas about where to go next!