hey people!

With school starting tomorrow, everyone is in a rush at Tiffany's for last minute jewelry, Bloomingdales for some summer dresses (why? It's already school… dumb freshman), Mark Jacobs for that one bag that people will comment on you for, and Barney's for last minute clothes. Step aside wannabes, because the real thing is here. The Solomon quadruplets are here and here to stay. Zachary Solomon, 16, - a broad shouldered player, Aaron, 16, - a player all around with no heart, I hear, but he's sexy; tanned skin, and dirty blond hair that covers his eyes. That's all that matters here in NYC, right? Layla, 16, - watch out, girls! I'd lock up your guys for awhile. She's a heartbreaker, and a boyfriend stealer… I think she means well… Who am I kidding? She can get any guy she wants. Last but defiantly not least, sweet little Bethany, 16, - she is a guy magnet, but is completely content with her brothers being the only men in her life… I would be to, if I had them as my brothers! Guys swarm over her, and her over-protective brothers hate it. If I were you, Id stay away until they settle here at Constance, and St. Judes.

This summer, Nicky, popular and beautiful as ever, broke up, YES, broke up the three-years-going-strong relationship with Garrett. G now heartbroken, he's put his full attention to St. Judes swim team. Cece, Nicky's best friend aside from Olivia, is starring in the new Sundrop commercial… Do you think N will drop her for getting a role before her? Hmm… O, tan and caked with makeup, hooked up with her ex-boyfriend Andrew… Are sparks flying once again? N claims she broke up with G because he supposedly hit on too many girls during their trip together in Aspen with his family, which he denies. Sophia, N's ex-best friend after using her to get popular at Constance, is flying high after getting the role of Jamie Sullivan in the remake of "A Walk to Remember."

And that's not all that happened in the sparkling city of NYC, remember Isla? The ugly wannabe? Well, she's back, tan, right amount of makeup, and surprisingly not chunky anymore… worked out instead of eating those fattening Twinkies? Well, it took you long enough. Honey, it's NYC, not some wanna-be city where it doesn't matter how you represent yourself.She even came back with a boyfriend from the Caribbean… Maybe he pity's her? Also, the Solomon's aren't the only new people this school year… A buff yet mysterious boy about 18… Single? Hit me up! Unless, one of you already called him? Too bad! It is NYC, where a new hot guy is like a lonely fish and tons of fisherman ready to pounce…

sightings

O shopping at Barney's… the upstairs… getting ready for the big night? N with a new boy… Moving on so quickly? Or ready to get G jealous? The quad's at Central Park feeding birds and snapping a few pictures, well, at least Z and B were! L was checking herself out in her compact mirror, smiling sheepishly at boys who gave her a second- maybe third look. A was glaring at everyone who gave B a second look… I'm guessing L can fend for herself? S and B talking over lattes at Starbucks. New friendship? L hanging with N and her crew. I guess that means there's going to be a new addition to her circle? B buying a ticket at JFK, leaving so quickly?

your e-mail

Q: Dear GG,

I've heard that Nicky is single again. Care to give me her number? She is FINEEE. I would tap that ANYDAY! Who wouldn't?

-Hotter Than Your Mom

A: Dear HTYM,

I'm sorry to say that she might be already taken. And no, it's not my place to give. If you're thinking I'm on of her minions, think again. I have everyone's number, even if I don't know you. I'm just that awesome. And hot. Wait, I know everyone!

-GG

Q: Dear Imposter,

I dont thnk ur the rel gossip girl like omg . . .

-texter

A: Dear T,

First, you need to learn to type… Like seriously, I can barely read that. And I'm 100% the real GG, so blow off.

-GG

one more note

Please, people of NYC, don't look slutty at the Back-To-School dance coming up, which combines Constance and St. Judes, for you who don't know. If doesn't set a good impression, and your popularity rate with go downhill. I wouldn't wear a short skirt and a low cut top… You shouldn't either! Now I'm off to Barneys for some last minute shopping, and I'll talk later.

You know you love me,

Gossip Girl