This is what happens after me and xshime watch a Night of Neglect after a sugar high... feel the wrath.
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Glittered
Dave stormed down the hallways, bitter about the previous weekend. His mind was a mess, and frankly he was even more paranoid than before. He glanced at Santana, who's hand snapped to her hair with a glare, he mentally pondered if that had been a void threat. He flashed back to Blaine and glared at a random person, oh how he wanted to beat the cocky smirk off that pretty boy, and Kurt... god... he wanted to... god he wanted to punch Blaine in the crotch right now.
"Hey man," said Azimio as Dave opened his locker, "What bugging you?"
"Nothing," snapped Dave, Azimio sighed.
"You know... I've been thinking... maybe we should lay off the slushies," said Azimio with a shrug, Dave blinked, "I mean... we both know their painful... and you know... we don't need to mentally scar people for life..."
"... what?" Dave was confused, what was with Azimio.
"I was talking to that hot sub, Ms. Holiday... and she got me to thinkin'... maybe we should just stop... also Ben said if I dumpstered him again, he'd blog some reputation damaging shit about me," said Azimio, who sighed, "Damn you Mark Harmon..."
"...Ben? Israel!" asked Dave, "Since when are you two friends?"
"Since we watched NCIS with Becks," said Azimio, Dave was aghast.
"What the HELL did you do this weekend!" yelled Dave, but Azimio was leaning to look behind him with a confused look.
"That's... strange..." said Azimio, Dave looked behind him and jumped.
"What the..." said Dave as Blaine and Kurt stood perfectly still right next to him in their uniforms, Puck and Finn behind them.
"No idea," shrugged Finn at Azimio's look, Puck snickered.
"We got you something..." smirked Blaine, Kurt rolled his eyes.
"What?" asked Dave, he looked around.
"Now!" yelled Kurt and he and Blaine tossed a water balloon and him, some hitting Azimio.
"What THE... IS THIS GLITTER!" yelled Dave, looking as he was soaked and sparkly.
"We thought we'd spread some of our 'gay fairy dust' around Mckinley," laughed Kurt, "Seeya, Karofsky!"
"Oh look.. it got on you... your gay now," scoffed Blaine, grabbing Kurt's hand as they left.
"Dude... did Hummel and his boyfriend just glitter attack you!" asked Azimio.
"Oh god! How could this get any worse?" asked Dave, trying to get the glitter off him, "It won't come off!"
"Glitter's the herpes of the art world man... once you got it on you it just keeps spreading... and when you think its gone... BAM, its back again," said Jameson walking up behind them with Riveara.
"Oh god! It got some on me!" yelled Azimio, wipping his arm off on Jameson.
"Dude!" yelled Jameson.
"What the hell are the football idiots doing?" asked Santana, walking up beside Finn and Puck.
"According to Kurt and Blaine, spreading the seeds of gayness... Karofsky said something and now... well yeah..." said Finn with a shrug.
"Get it off!" yelled Brenner.
"So... making the football team look gay?" asked Santana, watching as the guys flalled about trying to get glitter off them.
"Yup," said Puck, taking pictures.
"Mission accomplished," said Santana with a shrug as said football team all stood covered in hot pink glitter and spazing.
THE END