Hello everyone! How's your day? Me? I got bored so I started listing some ridiculous things in my boring subjects and look what I've got.
Disc: I don't own Gakuen Alice
Things that a Drunk Natsume Does
1.) Karaoke-ing in the middle of the night...with Mr. Bear and Narumi-sensei.
2.) Steal Hotaru's 'Baka Gun' and starts shooting all of the guys who dare to come closer to 'his' Mikan.
3.) Think of 'inappropriate things' about Mikan while grinning so Koko will have a massive headache...and so Mikan and the others will think that he's off his rocker or he suddenly loose some screw in his head.
4.) Cuddle with Ruka in Mr. Bear's cabin...and then Koko will spread rumors about him and Ruka having a 'super' intense romantic relationship.
5.) Steal Nonoko's 'love potion' and then put some to Mikan's drink...and realize that it's a 'hate potion'.
6.) DO the CHICKEN DANCE with Narumi-sensei and Otonashi.
7.) Tell Misaki that Tsubasa is cheating on her so she will beat him into pulp...then also join her by giving Tsubasa third degree burns.
8.) Teach Youichi some R-Rated things so Mikan will beat him to death using Hotaru's 'Baka Bazooka Launcher'.
9.) Paint the whole Middle School Division with skulls and gang's signs...then dress up with all black;leather jeans, leather vest, high-heels leather boots, put some eyeliner, gelled his hair in spiky hairstyle, and don't forget the shining diamond necklace of 'I'm A Gangsta!'.
10.) Do the Moonwalk moves in front of Jinno-sensei a.k.a. Jin-Jin... if he twitches, change the move to break-dancing. Do the same thing over and over again until he explodes.
11.) Invite Mikan to go to his dorm and when she shows up, posed a seductive look while sitting on the bed with only shorts on.
12.) Pay Nonoko to have some 'fart potion' and put it on Sumire's drink.
13.) Sing Christmas or winter songs in scorching hot summer in the beach.
14.) Give Youichi some Vodka or any alcoholic drinks.
15.) Cook spaghetti for Mikan, Hotaru, and Ruka... until they find out that he poured half a bottle of vinegar, salt, and sugar.
16.) Give Narumi-sensei a book about getting a girlfriend...or in his case, a 'boyfriend'.
17.) Mix all of Nonoko's potion and wait until Jin-Jin checks the laboratory and then add the final touch for something more explosive.
18.) Bring something powdery in class and start sipping it. When Mikan asks what is it, say to her that he's having DRUGS, even though it's just a milk powder.
19.) Laugh hysterically when Ruka falls or suddenly slips on the floor.
20.) BE A MATCHMAKER!
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"Mikan, are you sure that's only it?" Hotaru asked in monotone.
"I'm sure," Mikan replied grimly.
"I can't believe Natsume-sama is a psycho when he's drunk," Sumire said disbelievingly.
"Damn right! I still can't forget when he provoke Misaki to beat me into pulp," Tsubasa shuddered.
"Natsume is crazy," Ruka muttered.
"Natsume-kun is the best when he's drunk!" Narumi exclaimed while grinning ear-to-ear.
"That insolent child needs to be banned from ANY alcoholic drinks!" Jinno-sensei boomed.
"We need a prison for Natsume every time he tastes a single drop of any alcoholic beverages," Koko cried out.
"But you gotta love Natsume-san when he's drunk! Remember when he sang in front of Mikan's window?" Anna asked.
"Oh... I forgot that one," Mikan mumbled.
21.) Sing in front of Mikan's dorm with some cheesy song like 'When You Look Me In The Eyes' by Jonas Brothers, dressing with some cowboy outfit. And then asked Mikan, "Can I come in, my señorita?"
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See ya next time! And wait for the next chapters of The Broken Pieces Left and How Much I Love You :D
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