A black car drove down the streets of los santos and in it was Robin. robin had black sunglasses on and was texting on his phone because he was really edgy and cool.
"Now to get the Dysfunction stone." He said, driving 90 miles an hour down a road where the speed limit was 40 but Robin didn't care. On his phone was a tracking aplicashon that let him find out where the Dysfunction stone was and it led him to a back alley where four Mexicans were talking with each other in Mexican.
"Where have you taken the dysfunction stone?!" Robin screamed, taking out a hand grenade. The mexicans started saying random things in their weird language so Robin threw the grenade at them and blew them all into little mini peeces. He got out of the car and searched their bodies and found the stone in one of their sombraros.
"Finally i have found it," Robin said with the happiness of a thousand care bears. "this stone will allow me to finally cure beast boys erectile disfunction."
Robin got back in his car and drove off down the road with the speed of a cheeta heading towards the titan tower in the distance. On the way robin ran two stop lights and suddenly a police car started chasing him.
"STOP this is the LOS SANTOS police pull over now." One said through megaphone. Robin took out another grenade and chucked it towards the police car. It went through the windshield and hit the officer directly in the teeth and went into his mouth and exploded blowing the entire car up.
"i guess you could call it an explosive getaway." Robin said happy that he escaped the policde.
When robin got back to the tower he saw beast boy outside. beast boy was extremely gay but Robin agreed to help him cure his erectile disfunction in exchange for getting his porno tapes back since he stol them a few nights ago.
"i have found the erectile stone." Robin said getting out of the car.
"give it to me now I must be ready so i can make sweet loves to aquaman." Beast man said, desperately trying to claw the stone away from robin like a drug addict. Robin held it out of reach.
"NO first you must give me back my pornos. i need to study for school tommorow and that is hard with out fap."
"Fine." Screamed beast boy, throwing the porno tapes at robin and they clattered to the ground. Robin took them and handed over the stone with gracefulness.
"now go away i must go to my room. may satan have mercy on your soul." Robin said this because he was emo and also was a satanist.
Robin went back to his room and fapped all night to his pornos but also was able to study for big test that was going to happen at hig school tommorow. In the next morning robin brushed his teeth and ate black licorish and dark chocolate for breakfast and went to his car. But on the way he found Cyborg talking with someone on the phone.
"Yeah and I said if you do not pay me back by friday I will toss you into a trash compactor and you will die." He then laughed since cyborg was black and the leader of a gang and also made drugs which Robin knew were bad but he did not care because cyborg gave him free weed which was NOT A DRUG and also bought everyone pizza and beer and was cool. Robin went over to Cyborg.
"Who are you talking to." He asked with much curiousness.
"I am talking with batman who is now addicted to crack and he is rich and pays me good."
"Oh okay thats cool."
"yes but batman also wanted to meet with you later Robin okay. He said that he had a trial that would turn you into a true american hero and that you must complete it in order to save the world from an ancient evil." Robin looked confused and raised his eyebrow like a fox that was watching a thirty year old grandma in the woods who hadn't been murdered by a murderer yet.
"Why does batman want me to do this?"
"HE does not want to tell right now but go away for now Robin I am now talking about my drug deal with him okay."
"Okay." Said Robin, walking down the hallway and going to his car.
As robin approached his car he screamed in the anger of a thousand angry wasps who were chasing after someone who angered them. Somone had scraped his car with keys. Paint had been peeled from the car and Robin's face became what a bowling ball would look like if it was facing you.
"I swear that i will find whoever did this horrible deed and bring them to true justice!" Screamed Robin. Little did he knew that somebody was watching him from the distance but that person just went back into the shadows mysteriously.
Robin then set his mind on finding the criminal who had keyed his car and now had new purpose in life. After he went to school and completed the big test this evildoer would be brought to justice in the name of America and all things that were good and pure!