Not A Good Idea - Idea List
A/N) In this story, I will be writing what happens when you commit any of these WvA related crimes, and what will most probably happen as a result. If you have any ideas for it, please leave them in the comments and I will add them to the list! I hope you enjoy reading this very silly story (because I need some craziness to write right now)
1) It's not good to tell Lexi she takes herself too seriously.
2) It's even worse to tell Varg he takes himself too seriously.
3) Giving Jathro crisps will only give him yet another craving for them.
4) Do not 'accidentally' call Moon a goblin. It will not end well.
5) Don't rig Varg's form filter to make him look like Darth Vader (even if it would be pretty funny)
6) Or Lexi's form filter to make her look like Britney Spears (even if that would be even funnier)
7) And especially not Jathro's form filter to make him look like a giant walking crisp (even if that would be hilarious)
8) Definitely don't rig the Nekross communication system to make them all sound like chipmunks. Or Smurfs.
9) And definitely definitely don't rig their radio to play Nyan Cat (insert here equally annoying song)
10) Don't tell Lexi that Varg is secretly a romantic (especially if she dies laughing)
11) Ursula is not a wicked witch (even if she does have a cauldron)
12) Reminding Tom of what happened the last few times he tried to get a girlfriend is mean.
13) Telling Lexi's she's a daddy's girl will get you shot.
14) And trying to buy wedding presents for Varg is practically impossible!
15) Ditto Christmas cards.
16) Ditto Father's Day cards.
17) Prank calling the Zarantulus = BIG no-no! Especially if Varg picks up the call.
18) Never point out to Varg that his little sister is taller than him. (Guest)