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A/N: Hello, All! I just thought I would post this as a pre-Akatsuki Moments story, which is why it is apart from the Akatsuki Moments chapter set up thing because it wouldn't really fit. Please Enjoy!

White Zetsu

Black Zetsu

Sakura, Lee and Naruto stood not far from what they thought was an Akatsuki hideout. Their mission was just to scout out the location, then report it to The Fifth Hokage so they could schedule an ambush. But why was their mission so..hard? It should have been easier for the Trio to trek through swamps and face the challenges of nature, but it hadn't been. For god sakes, ninjas. and were struggling to walk through a bog. Maybe it had been the rough training for all of them the day before; Naruto from the Sage, Sakura from the Fifth Hokage and Lee From Guy. But still, their current state was what you could call..pitiful.

The trio had their backs pressed against three trees away from the supposed lair, and they were catching their breath while devising a plan to assure that this truly was Akatsuki land. Lee seemed the worst off out of the three, wounds from the original Chunin Exams still seemed to haunt him, even though he had long forgiven Gaara-Kun.

The medic-nin brushed her fluttering pink hair out of her face and straightened her dress. This was a bad day for her, in the worst of ways. It had started out as a screaming match at her mother over the phone; then onto her standing in the rain in what once was a pretty dress waiting for Neji to show up for their date (Which he didn't show up too), Then to Naruto running at her screaming about a mission and knocking her into the mud, Then it proceeded to Sai walking by and making dirty remarks. Now the day wasn't even over and she was stuck in the middle of nowhere with her dirty dress with next to no weapons. She looked down at her torn white dress, it had a pink ribbon on it earlier. Kami knows where that went, And her dress bottom had gotten all muddy from dragging on the ground. What the fuck had been so important about this mission that it had to be carried out right away and on spot?

Her day had been..Great. Just great. And it didn't help that Naruto and Lee were optimistic as ever, making her look like a whining bitch about anything complaints that she made..

"Naruto, Lee. I believe I have an idea how to scout out the entrance to the building behind us." She whispered, while motioning wildly for the boys to come closer to her. She just wanted to get this over with, in all honesty. Sakura didn't exactly get the point of the Akatsuki at this point in time, it was only the beginning for her.

Lee was the first to walk up to her, Of course, With Naruto right behind him. But little did she know that her chest wrappings had become loose and that Lee's foot was ontop of the edge of her dress. Sakura was setting herself up for disaster and didn't even realize it.

She motioned for them to follow her to a safer location and was just about ready to run full speed to another tree when..

Rip.

It was the ugliest noise she had ever heard.

The shreds of white clothing fell to her sides, and she stood before two boys with overly large eyes.

"What the hell was that?" Sakura turned around and her wrappings fell to the ground with her dress, oh and how she regretted that. Her cheeks, a pleasant pink, burned for about three seconds before she tore off into the trees, arms desperately trying to cover herself from the other sexes intruding eyes.

Oh yes, this day was fucking wonderful.