chapter1: ze call =w=

Hungary sighed as she continued to sweep one of the small dusty corners of Austria's huge mansion, wondering if this is how the rest of her life was going to be like.

When will my life begin?

She thought, then slapped herself.

"Nope, not going to go all Rapunzel on this."

But either ways Hungary felt hundred percent done with this shit always cleaning that stupid aristocrat's house.

So done that she snapped the broom in half out of rage and threw it out the window so hard that it knocked a spying Romania off his perch on that tree outside. Fortunately for Austria before she could go on a rampage about how she was tired of this shit and break everything the phone rang. Starving of legit human contact Elizaveta practically pounced at it then tried to regain her composure since this must be some serious shiz.

"Jó napo-erm- Guten Morgen."

"H-hungary-kun…"

"Japan?" Hungary immediately went on fangirl mode at the sound of her partner-in-crime's voice.

He sounded like he was having a nosebleed.

Oh this had to be good.

She squished her face against the phone in anticipation.

"What is it?" she asked in a golumn like voice.

"E-engrand…and…. France…"

A psychopathic, pervy smile that could have sent a rapist running away screaming, cut across the Hungarian's face.

"come ngggnow.. ..bring camera—"
"YES!" she screamed.

She slammed the phone down unable to contain the rabid shipper surging inside her. Elizaveta went all ninja (screw races Europeans can go all ninja too) suited up and grabbed her stalker equipment plus some tissue for the nosebleeds she knew were coming.

"Roderich I'm going out!" she declared.

Hungary triple back flipped out the door all bamf and accidentally stepped on Romania in the process.

"No! Hungary wait!" Austria screamed. But it was too late his maid/bodyguard was gone and he was left alone with the white-haired intruder.

"Kesesesese! Oh Roddy~" the albino sang , holding something up.

If only Hungary had tripped on Romania or paused for a second she would have heard her ex-husband's screams as he was tickled senseless as some sort of sick revenge by the Prussian.

Author's note: This is crack written by me and me partner in crime wikivikiki we own nothing except for maybe a few oc countries like Aph Philippines, Aph Scotland, and the fans which appear very briefly so yeah

also

Jó napot [Hungarian]= good morning

or i could be wrong because google translate's stupid so if it is indeed wrong kindly inform us :3