To Middle-earth and Beyond 3
By Azura Greenleaf Summary: Sequel to "To Middle-earth and Beyond 1" The Fellowship is once again, being tormented by the kids. (Who said I couldn't skip a sequel?) Remember that I am Tracy. Disclaimer: I sadly left out Merry and Pippin this time. I don't own anything from The Lord of the Rings and the kids are my friends and me.
Chapter 1
Everything in this story is true. The names have not been changed to protect the innocent because we're all guilty as charged.
"Yes!" Legolas had yelled. "They're gone!"
TWO MINUTES LATER.
The kids returned. The remaining Fellowship screamed.
"What are you doing back?!" Aragorn asked. "You were here two minutes ago!"
"We were?" Ben asked. "I thought we'd been in Star Wars for at least three days."
"Different dimensions, I guess," Bryan said.
"Uh, guys," Ben said, looking at his bike. "I've got good news and bad news."
"What is it?" Bryan asked/
"The good news is James has turned back into the Ring and gone with Frodo, Sam and Julian and also the bike malfunctioned," Ben answered.
"So what's the bad news?" Theresa asked.
"Oh wait," Ben said. "That was the bad news."
"THEN WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?!" everyone else yelled.
"The good news is, I found a nickel!" Ben grinned, holding up the nickel.
"You're pathetic!" Gimli said.
LATER
"Geez Legolas!" Matt yelled. "You're hair's too long! You look like Tracy!"
"Take that back!" Legolas yelled back.
"Never!" shouted Matt.
"Don't encourage him, Legolas," Tracy said. "You're giving him what he wants: attention."
"But he's annoying!" Legolas exclaimed.
"What else is new?" Bryan asked.
"Hey Lego-dude!" Matt yelled. "Go fetch!"
He threw Legolas's quiver into the woods. Legolas yelled at him in Elvish.
"Watch your language, Legolas," Aragorn said.
Legolas ran off to find his quiver.
"Where's Theresa?" Matt asked.
"More good news, nickel boy?" Bryan asked.
"MY NICKEL!" Ben shouted, running away.
"Not again!" Tracy groaned. "She's gone to the Dark Side."
"Explain to me again why you're here," Sam said to Julian.
They were on their way to Mordor, dragging Gollum with them.
"I told you!" Julian said. "A time space continuum vortex."
"NO!!!" Gollum shrieked. "My precious!"
"I am not you're precious!" James yelled.
"He has taken our precious," Gollum growled. "No! Yes! No! Master loves us!"
"Would you both shut up?" Sam asked.
Meanwhile, Theresa was back at Saruman's fortress.
"What do you want?" Saruman asked.
"The Fellowship isn't working out," Theresa answered.
"You think you can show up whenever you feel like it?" Saruman asked her.
"Pretty much, yeah," Theresa nodded.
Saruman sighed, "Why do I put up with you?"
"'Cause I am evil," Theresa smiled.
The next morning, Tracy woke up to see Matt dunking a voodoo doll of Legolas in the river.
"What are you doing?!" she yelled.
"Legolas needs to be punished," Matt said in a hypnotic voice.
"You need to be punished!" Tracy yelled.
Matt picked up a rock and started hitting the doll with it.
"Cut it out, Matt!" Tracy yelled.
"No!" Matt shouted.
Tracy looked over at Legolas who was still asleep.
"It isn't working," Tracy said.
"Patience," Matt replied.
An apple fell from the tree Legolas was sleeping under and hit him on the head.
"OW!" he exclaimed.
"BWA HA HA!!!" Matt laughed. "It worked!"
Legolas rubbed his head and swore in Elvish again.
"Watch your language, young man!" Matt yelled.
"Um, Matt," Tracy said. "Legolas is 2,931 years old."
Matt looked at Legolas. "You look like Tracy and you're as old as Mrs. Jesionowski! What is your problem?!" (A/N- Mrs. Jesionowski is our old, mean Language Arts teacher.)
Meanwhile, Theresa was looking over Saruman's bombs.
"Good," she said. "But it needs more gunpowder, and some more dynamite."
"Who are you to tell me what to do?" Saruman demanded.
"I'm Theresa," she said. "And if you don't listen YOU SHALL DIE!!!"
"Yes ma'am," Saruman answered.
"And another thing," Theresa continued. "I don't think I'm getting a fair bargain."
"What?!" Saruman exclaimed.
"You heard me!" she yelled.
"Fine!" Saruman gave in. "If you get me the Fellowship-even better, the Ring, I'll."
"Give me ultimate power over Middle-earth," Theresa finished for him.
"Wait a second," said Saruman. "You could really hurt someone with that kind of power."
"Yeah, you're right," Theresa sighed.
"But what the heck," Saruman grinned, evilly.
By Azura Greenleaf Summary: Sequel to "To Middle-earth and Beyond 1" The Fellowship is once again, being tormented by the kids. (Who said I couldn't skip a sequel?) Remember that I am Tracy. Disclaimer: I sadly left out Merry and Pippin this time. I don't own anything from The Lord of the Rings and the kids are my friends and me.
Chapter 1
Everything in this story is true. The names have not been changed to protect the innocent because we're all guilty as charged.
"Yes!" Legolas had yelled. "They're gone!"
TWO MINUTES LATER.
The kids returned. The remaining Fellowship screamed.
"What are you doing back?!" Aragorn asked. "You were here two minutes ago!"
"We were?" Ben asked. "I thought we'd been in Star Wars for at least three days."
"Different dimensions, I guess," Bryan said.
"Uh, guys," Ben said, looking at his bike. "I've got good news and bad news."
"What is it?" Bryan asked/
"The good news is James has turned back into the Ring and gone with Frodo, Sam and Julian and also the bike malfunctioned," Ben answered.
"So what's the bad news?" Theresa asked.
"Oh wait," Ben said. "That was the bad news."
"THEN WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?!" everyone else yelled.
"The good news is, I found a nickel!" Ben grinned, holding up the nickel.
"You're pathetic!" Gimli said.
LATER
"Geez Legolas!" Matt yelled. "You're hair's too long! You look like Tracy!"
"Take that back!" Legolas yelled back.
"Never!" shouted Matt.
"Don't encourage him, Legolas," Tracy said. "You're giving him what he wants: attention."
"But he's annoying!" Legolas exclaimed.
"What else is new?" Bryan asked.
"Hey Lego-dude!" Matt yelled. "Go fetch!"
He threw Legolas's quiver into the woods. Legolas yelled at him in Elvish.
"Watch your language, Legolas," Aragorn said.
Legolas ran off to find his quiver.
"Where's Theresa?" Matt asked.
"More good news, nickel boy?" Bryan asked.
"MY NICKEL!" Ben shouted, running away.
"Not again!" Tracy groaned. "She's gone to the Dark Side."
"Explain to me again why you're here," Sam said to Julian.
They were on their way to Mordor, dragging Gollum with them.
"I told you!" Julian said. "A time space continuum vortex."
"NO!!!" Gollum shrieked. "My precious!"
"I am not you're precious!" James yelled.
"He has taken our precious," Gollum growled. "No! Yes! No! Master loves us!"
"Would you both shut up?" Sam asked.
Meanwhile, Theresa was back at Saruman's fortress.
"What do you want?" Saruman asked.
"The Fellowship isn't working out," Theresa answered.
"You think you can show up whenever you feel like it?" Saruman asked her.
"Pretty much, yeah," Theresa nodded.
Saruman sighed, "Why do I put up with you?"
"'Cause I am evil," Theresa smiled.
The next morning, Tracy woke up to see Matt dunking a voodoo doll of Legolas in the river.
"What are you doing?!" she yelled.
"Legolas needs to be punished," Matt said in a hypnotic voice.
"You need to be punished!" Tracy yelled.
Matt picked up a rock and started hitting the doll with it.
"Cut it out, Matt!" Tracy yelled.
"No!" Matt shouted.
Tracy looked over at Legolas who was still asleep.
"It isn't working," Tracy said.
"Patience," Matt replied.
An apple fell from the tree Legolas was sleeping under and hit him on the head.
"OW!" he exclaimed.
"BWA HA HA!!!" Matt laughed. "It worked!"
Legolas rubbed his head and swore in Elvish again.
"Watch your language, young man!" Matt yelled.
"Um, Matt," Tracy said. "Legolas is 2,931 years old."
Matt looked at Legolas. "You look like Tracy and you're as old as Mrs. Jesionowski! What is your problem?!" (A/N- Mrs. Jesionowski is our old, mean Language Arts teacher.)
Meanwhile, Theresa was looking over Saruman's bombs.
"Good," she said. "But it needs more gunpowder, and some more dynamite."
"Who are you to tell me what to do?" Saruman demanded.
"I'm Theresa," she said. "And if you don't listen YOU SHALL DIE!!!"
"Yes ma'am," Saruman answered.
"And another thing," Theresa continued. "I don't think I'm getting a fair bargain."
"What?!" Saruman exclaimed.
"You heard me!" she yelled.
"Fine!" Saruman gave in. "If you get me the Fellowship-even better, the Ring, I'll."
"Give me ultimate power over Middle-earth," Theresa finished for him.
"Wait a second," said Saruman. "You could really hurt someone with that kind of power."
"Yeah, you're right," Theresa sighed.
"But what the heck," Saruman grinned, evilly.