This was a random inspiration, I had read about this in the local newspaper...and thought it would be great to write about since it invloves my town. xD

It will hopefully be hilarious to others as well, may not be that great in the prologue though. ;;

Enjoy.

A young blond man was pacing back and forth, obviously deep in thought. His hair was a light blond with a rather funny looking curly strand sticking out from the top. He had ocean green eyes that were ever so slightly bloodshot, evidence of little sleep and stress.

This was absolutely terrible.

He couldn't believe it…wouldn't believe it.

It just couldn't be happening…not to him right?

RIGHT?

"OH WHY HAD THIS HAPPENED!! WHY GOD WHHHHYYYYY?!?!"

He was promptly snapped out of his thoughts though when a small polar bear tackled him.

"Ah Kumajiro! What are you doing?" said the young man.

"Who?" was the bear's only response.

"It's me Canada, eh? The one who feeds you."

The little Polar Bear only stared at Canada quizzically.

"Really…" began Canada "…is it that hard to remember me?" he grumbled softly.

Kumajiro nodded swiftly and bounded off a little ways…possibly to hide or search for food.

Watching his friend depart with a sigh escaping through his half smile, Canada's mind was brought back to the present issue.

"Now to get back to this problem, eh..." Canada thought aloud.

What was this problem you ask?

Well it was quite simple…his giant hockey stick needed to be repaired.

….no not like that….get your head out of the gutter fool.

It was a landmark in one of his smaller cities…yet it made the town somewhat famous.

He was at least remembered for that well…sometimes he was.

That isn't the point though…what mattered was that he needed to get it repaired…or one of his communities could face a drop in tourist activity…leading to downhill economic activity.

No really, that hockey stick was important…it was what made the world go round…well the Canadian world.

"Enough of that," he scolded himself "What I need is some help...hmm…funding would be easier if another nation helped out."

…and so Canada set out to find a willing volunteer.

If he was Russia the willing part would not be the key word.

Alas this would be his downfall in this particular crusade.

TBC?

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