Disclaimer: Harry Potter is written by JK Rowling. Kill Bill is a Quentin Tarantino film, based on the character the Bride, which was thought of by Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman.
Kill Draco- Vol. 1
Prologue
"Revenge is a dish best served cold."- Old Klingon Proverb
The sound of heavy breathing, filled a chapel,
"Do you find me sadistic?" A man's voice questioned,
A woman on the floor looked up. She had quite obviously just taken a beating, there was blood and bruises all over her face, her white bridal gown was covered in red, sticky blood and torn. The hand belonging to the man reached out holding a handkerchief with the name, Draco, embroidered onto the brilliant white fabric in dark forest green swirling letters. He begins to tenderly wipe the blood away from the beautiful, young woman's face,
"I bet I could fry an egg on your head about now." He said, "If I wanted to." More and more of her creamy white face is as exposed from the splattering of blood as he talks,
"No Granger, I'd like to believe, even now, you're aware enough to know there isn't a trace of sadism in my actions... Okay - maybe towards these jokers-" He gestured towards the people lying in the chapel, "But not you."
Draco is bent over the woman from behind. Four others in black suits, three female, and one male, are standing over her. Around the Bride, and the five assassins of some sort, is a collection of bodies lying in a pool of their own blood. The wedding chapel has been decorated by blood, death, gunfire, and wand damage. The Bride's face was now absent of blood, yet cuts, and bruises still remain.
"No Granger, at this moment, this is me at my most masochistic"
The Bride looks up at the man stood over her,
"Draco, I'm pregnant. It's your baby" As soon as the last syllable left her mouth, a loud bang ricocheted around the chapel, the Bride received a bullet from a muggle gun into the side of her head.
Woo! New fic, after just watching Kill Bill for the like seventy seventh time, a plot formulated in my head. And voila! Kill Draco is born. I'm not sure whether this idea has been used before, and if it has, sorry. Okay, for those of you who have watched Kill Bill, the Harry Potter character that is O-ren Ishii will be Pansy Parkinson, Vernita Green (Jeanne Bell) will be Mechant (Pronounced Meecharnt) Avery (Avery the death eater's daughter), Elle Driver will be Lychorida (She was nurse to Marina in Pericles by Shakespeare) Rookwood (Rookwood's daughter), Budd will be Blaise Zabini. They're the D.i.V.A.S- Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, Seen as all of them are slytherins except Hermione; I decided I might as well keep the D.i.V.A.S thing. This chapter was based heavily on the script, but from now onwards it'll be mostly my writing. Tell me what you think in a review, if you can, because it would mean a lot to me, and whether you think I should carry on. I know it's short, but it's a prologue.
::Hands out muffins, as always::
-P.C