Harry Potter and the magic chocolate frog
Harry Potter opened his tenth packet of chocolate frogs. Ron came in.
"Are you sure you're OK?" Ron asked. "Those things are addictive."
"I'm fine!" screamed Harry and he broke down into tears.
"What's the matter?" Ron asked. "Don't bury yourself in caffeine…my second cousin got addicted to chocolate frogs, it took years in REHAB."
"I know, I know I shouldn't sink this low. But chocolate frogs are so nice!" He took another one from the packet and heard a tiny voice.
"Please don't eat me!" it said. He looked down; it was the chocolate frog. "I am your destiny!"
"Oh, I'm sorry," Harry choked. "I have no destiny."
"I speak on behalf of all chocolate frogs. I will grant you three wishes if you never eat a chocolate frog again.
Dah dah daaaaaaaah!!!!! (AN that was a tacky drumroll, read the next chapter)