Introduction

Disclaimer - I do not own any of the characters, Ideas or themes mention in this Fanfic

Naruto stood up before the impatient crowd, looking down at the masses. Most didn't look his way, only few actually paid attention. He raised his hand for silence, and the hubbub slowly died down. Silence was slowly falling, curiosity taking over the audience.

Naruto cleared his throat loudly, before starting.

"Good Morning Ladies, and Gentlemen, boys and girls. My name is Uzumaki Naruto, and I am your host for this here fanfiction."

The blonde haired kid smiled, expecting cheers from the crowd. He grimaced, however, when he was met with groans and various sized objects flying his way. He hid behind his podium, covering his ears.

When the audience calmed down, Naruto emerged from hiding.

"Thank you for that kind reception," He began calmly, "and as I was saying, I am your host for this fanfiction, ALONG with this nice young lady over here."

The crowd paused in mid throw, noticing for the first time the brown haired female sitting on a chair behind Naruto. She stood up, brown eyes shining excitedly. She stepped forward towards the podium, tripping over in her eagerness. The crows laughed, and the girl blushed.

"Hello, my name is Foreva. I am your other host for this fanfiction."

The crowd was silent, before the silence was broken by a shout.

"What about your other Fanfiction? You have to finish that one before you start a new one!"

Foreva looked down at the reviewer in the crowd, known as Melodicxstar, and sighed.

"My other Fanfiction, I regret to say, is on hiatus. This is because, by an unfortunate accident, my computer ate all my saved chapters and I have nothing left to upload. Until I find enough time to rewrite them all or search for them, I can not finish it. Unless of course, you want a rush job that looks really bad."

Melodicxstar stayed quiet, pulling out a small notebook labeled 'Another Child Prodigy'. Foreva smiled, before continuing.

"As I was saying, this is my new fanfic that Naruto and I are hosting, and it's based on the 100 Themes Challenge on DeviantART. Naruto themed, using any Naruto characters from every manga chapter and every filler. And as I am the worst artist imaginable, I have decided to write the themes instead of illustrating them."

"What is the 100 Themes challenge?" the crowd questioned, still curious.

"The 100 Themes Challenge," Naruto stated, "Is when there are 100 themes that one must illustrate/write about, and see if they can do all of it. For this fanfic, each theme will have its own chapters with different characters, and each chapter will have nothing to do with any other. Except this one, of course."

"What are the themes?" The crowd continued.

"Well," Foreva cut in, "That's the surprise, although you could just look it up if you want. The theme for this chapter, incase you hadn't noticed, is Introduction. This will also be the shortest chapter of them all, as an introduction has to be short or otherwise people get bored."

"And," Naruto grinned, "Each chapter is an entire one shot, each at least 2,000 words long. And the fun thing about all this, is that you get to choose which characters you would like to see in the particular theme. Just review us or pm us, and it will definitely be considered."

"But what if two people review the same chapter wanting two different characters in the next theme?"

(O.o – Foreva's facial expression.)

"People are actually going to review? Anyways, if that does happen, we will just put both characters in the one shot. Or write two one shots in the same chapter. Works out just the same!"

"Any more questions, or shall we leave it here?" Naruto asked hopefully.

"Why the heck are you writing this?" The demon fox inside Naruto asked. "I want to know, or otherwise I shall haunt you for the rest of your life."

(You already do, loser – Naruto)

"Ummm, well, you see…" Foreva mumbled, going a little red, "Due to an unfortunate accident which involved me smashing my head against a wall, I've been kept at home an awful lot, and the boredom took over. I just wanted something to do, you know…"

An awkward silence filled the air.

"ANYWAYS," Naruto shattered the awkward silence, "the next theme is Love. It would be nice if you put me and Sakura-chan to-"

"NARUTO!" Sakura flew out of nowhere, punching the living daylights out of the blonde haired kid.

"See you next time!" Foreva waved goodbye, and a random curtain fell over the scene.