Ironhide a Twihard? As if...

Summary: a little one shot about what would happen if Ironhide read Twilight.

I dont own Transformers, I'm saving up for it though.

Ironhide was, what the humans called - bored, so he sent his Holo form to pick up a Twilight book Mikaela had been reading, and began reading it himself.

A few minutes after he had started reading, Jazz came in; asking if he wanted to come spar with Optimus and Bumblebee.

Ironhide merely looked up and said with a finger to his liplate "Shhh reading...".

Jazz gave him a funny look, then left.

In another two hours Ironhide had finished the first book and had sought Mikaela to askfor th second one. She had grinned and said with a smile " I can do better than that Hide!" and then left with promises to come back later that night with the second book and a few 'surprises'.

When Mikaela came back later that night she had the second book - New moon and 3 movies from the saga, Ironhide was, to say the least - ecstatic.

So Ironhide and Mikaela spent hours watching the movies and discussing the pros and cons of Edward and Jacob, then they oggled over Mikaela's posters and Ironhide begged Mikaela to take him to see Breaking dawn when it came out.

Watching all this was Sam and Optimus, they were confused to say the least.

"Sam" Optimus had said "What is this 'Twilight'?"

"Ask Mikaela" Sam replied.

When Sam next came to visit the base he couldnt find any of the autobots anywhere.

But when he checked the Rec room, they were all crowded around a large TV watching Twilight for the 7th time.

Sam faceplamed and reluctantly went to join them.

AN: I dont own Twilight. PLEASE review!