How ya doing? Remember me? Well I'm back and I've brought byakuganwalker with me for another shot at humor and another shot at a Naruto fic. This time I think we've got it. This fic is for all the Halloween freaks out there in…fan fiction land. Stay tuned to this fic because it's going to take more than just a simple one-shot for this story and believe me it's going to be a looong night.

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On Halloween night, all through the village of Konoha, everyone was preparing for the Halloween festivities. Everyone's beloved Team Seven was just waiting at Naruto's house for Kakashi-sensei.

The three genin waited patiently waiting when suddenly all the three of them asked in unison: "What the fuck are you supposed to be?"

"I'm a fox!" said Naruto

"I'm a nurse" said Sakura

"I'm emo." said Sasuke

"How sad." said Naruto

Just then Kakashi showed up.

"Kaka-shi!" chimed Naruto

"It's Ka-kashi" said Kakashi

"That's what I said, Kaka-shi."

"Right. Anyway sorry I'm late. I was lost on the path of life."

"You always say that." grunted Sasuke, a bit annoyed

"Oh, well then, a black cat crossed my path so I had to take the long way around."

"You said that during the Genin exam." said Sakura

"Oh, well then, I had furious diarrhea."

"Let's jump him." said Naruto

"Why don't we just meet up with everyone else? Then we could all go trick-or-treating." Kakashi suggested, trying to avoid a confrontation.

Team 7 walked down the street, taking in the Halloween sights and sounds of the Leaf Village. Everywhere they went they saw many different people wearing different kinds of costumes. Soon after the team met up with the others. Team 8, a.k.a. Team Kurenai, was there. Kiba was dressed up as a dogcatcher, Shino was dressed up as a drug dealer, and Hinata was dressed up as a playboy bunny. Team 10, a.k.a. Team Asuma, was also there. Ino was dressed as a hooker, Shikamaru was dressed as an army General, and Choji was dressed as a sumo wrestler. And finally Team Guy was…drinking. Tenten was a horrifying clown , Lee was sushi chef, and Neji was Ol' Dirty Bastard.

"Hey, how come you guys aren't dressed in costumes?" asked Naruto

"Because we have lives." replied Asuma, lighting a cigarette

"Any way we all have to go to a…special meeting." said Kurenai. "So all of you are going to have to go trick-or-treating on your own."

"Where are you guys going?" asked Tenten

"Oh we just have to go to a particular building for the Jonin." said Guy

"What are you going to be doing?" asked Sasuke

"Sorry, can't hear you. The road of life is calling, and it's saying to go to the party—I mean go to the meeting." Kakashi said as he waved goodbye and walked off with Guy, Kurenai, and Asuma.

"Jackass." said Sasuke

"Well let us not wait." said Lee. Our Halloween adventure begins!"

"That's right Bushy Brow, let's get going." exclaimed Naruto.

And with that the Konoha 12 (including that bitch Sasuke) walked off into the night. But unbeknownst to them an evil lurked in the night, watching them. It's cold yellow eyes following their every move.

"Ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku. This should be amusing." it hissed, waiting for the right time to strike.

Well that's the first chapter, just in time for Halloween. I know it's kind of short but rest assured the best is sure to come.