This is my first story, hope you like it. Please review it. *Smiley face*
This is a list of how to irritate the wolf pack, starting with *pum pum pum pum* Paul.
Written by Seth….
Firstly…..take al his food out of his fridge and replace it with vegetables …and then RUN!
Wake him up when he finally gets a chance to sleep…..and RUN!
When his fast asleep, draw a beard on his face and put toothpaste al over him….and RUN!
Challenge him to a fight at another time, and then don't show up…and HIDE!
Mock him that he and Leah is a cute couple ….and RUN!
Mock him about his temper, because he thinks he doesn't have a temper…o and RUN!
Sing Leah and Paul sitting in the tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G the whole time…and RUN! When he looks like he's going to flip.
When he's asleep pick him up smoothly and put him in the middle of nowhere….and RUN! And pray that he doesn't wake up while you're carrying him.
Tell him where going to the movies want to come? And don't show up….and HIDE!
Steal all his Doritos…..and make sure you leave no evidence behind, not even you're sent….I knows scary. *Shivers*
Fro him in the river, when his asleep of course…and RUN!
Give him doggie food as breakfast in the morning, by the way his not a morning person.
Replace al his clothes with Emmett's clothes, he hates that smell….o and RUN!
Tell him that he and Blondie, that's the freaky vamp chick that Emmett is dating, poor guy, anyway will also make a good couple….make sure you can run fast before you tell him that.
Irritate him, by talking constantly, standing in front of the TV when he's trying to watch baseball, eating yummy food in front of him and many, many, seriously there's a lot more you can do to irritate him.
(For now that's al about my dear, dear friend… Mister Paul the cuddly teddy bear)
PS: Please, please don't show this to him!
Next is (wait for it, wait for it) Jacob! O yeah this is going to be great!*Happy face but also evil*
Firstly mock him about Bella, like for instance tell him she's going to be one of them…..by them I mean a leech.
Keep the Bella mocking thing going, you're on a winning streak.
Bella is going to suck our blood. *Evil voice added by a mwa ha ha ha ha ha*
Think about Bella being a leech al the time when you're in wolf form.
Talk about the Bloodsuckers al the time in front of him.
Eat al his Doritos.
Come in his house constantly, when he didn't invite you. And sing titanic songs, out loud!
Mock him by saying he's on steroids. Well look at him, his …..There isn't any words to describe.
Take a frying pan bend it and put a raw peace of meat in it a serve it for him as launch.
Put one of the Cullen's pillow under his head when his asleep. To make it worse take one of the blonds pillows. And RUN!
For his birthday buy him a chewing toy. Or a bone, that smells a little meaty.
Tell him jokes over and over. And make it the lamest and most stupid jokes ever invented.
Bother him when he try's to sleep. By singing loudly!
Eat al his food. Well the good food anyway, vegetables suck!
Tell Leah to visit him. And talk her heart out to him. *mwa ha ha ha ha ha*
Mmmm…be right back got to go for a snack! Doritos!
-10 min later-
I'm back…wow that was a good 20 packs of Doritos.
*Leah from background "IDIOT!"*
Sisters what do they know, anyway…..
I think I'm done with Jacob *whispers to self "for now mwa ha ha ha ha ha"*
PS: Don't tell him about this please!
(To be continued) If you don't review I'm gonna write a list about you too...