Camping Trip to Vermont
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Mac, Flack, Stella, Sid, Adam, Marty and Peyton were all sitting in the breakroom waiting for Danny and Lindsay to arrive so Mac can tell them all what he has planned for them.
Finally Danny and Lindsay arrived at the breakroom at the same time and everyone was staring at them.
"What are you all staring at?" Danny asked
"You and Lindsay arrived here at the same time." Flack said.
"What's your point? I drove over to her apartment and picked her up."
"She lives on the other side of town." Flack replied.
"Shut up Flack." Danny said and Lindsay smiled at Danny.
"If you both don't shut up I won't tell you what I have planned for us for a vacation." Mac said to shut them all up.
"Well I have decided that we deserve a vacation in a different state and we will all be going Camping in Vermont. We will be staying in tents and there is a lake so bring a bathing suit. I want you all to go home and pack what you need and come back here and we will leave for Vermont."
"Camping….I haven't been camping in years!" Lindsay was very happy.
"Wait in tents….where a moose can step on you or a skunk can spray you or a bear can maul you." Stella said and was a little frightened.
"Stella….a moose won't bother you if you don't bother it and that goes the same for a skunk…a bear will maul you if you have food in your tent." Lindsay said and everyone smiled.
Danny smiled, "Good to know we have someone with knowledge of camping."
Lindsay smiled back and Danny and Lindsay left the breakroom and drove back home to pack.
"There is something going on between those too. I can't put my tongue on it but there is something going on. I notice the smiles those 2 give each other and even Lindsay a few times has put her hand on Danny's back when she walks past him when looking over evidence." Stella said
Sid raised his voice to almost a holler, "IT'S LOVE!! THEY ARE IN LOVE!!" Everyone looked at Sid like he grew a second head.
"I think Sid maybe right. I too have noticed them." Flack said.
"They are hiding something from us and we have to wait and see if they will tell us!" Sheldon said very happily.
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"Danny…honey…where is my bathing suit?"
Danny came into the bedroom where Lindsay was looking for it.
"Montana look in the pile of clothes that are on the chair in our bedroom. You too that when we where in Montana. Good thing you brought that with you. It was nice to get married and have a honeymoon in an area of Montana with a beautiful lake!" Danny said and kissed his wife.
"Very true honey…we didn't do much swimming though. I think the fish saw things that probably blinded them for life!" Lindsay said with a chuckle and kissed her husband.
"Danny go and see if you can find bug spray."
"Yes Ma'am" Danny turned around and Lindsay smacked him playfully in the ass.
Lindsay went to Danny who was still looking for the bug spray and wrapped her arms around his waist.
"Found my bathing suit. Have you found the bug spray?"
"Yeah here it is. Probably should bring sunscreen too just in case." Danny handed the items to Lindsay who put them in their very large suitcase.
"Ok I think we got everything we need. Clothes, underwear, our tooth brushes, toothpaste, deodorant, bug spray, bathing suits, sun screen." Danny said.
"Well love I have also packed sexy lingerie, pair of long pants for when walking in the woods to collect wood and waterproof matches." Danny's eyes perked up with the word of Sexy lingerie.
"Danny I think the others are going to find out about you and I being married for a month now. Maybe it's time we tell them the truth and I know how exactly how to do it too."
"I agree Montana. How are we going to tell them?"
Lindsay smiled and removed the necklace chain that she had around her neck and slid off the 2 rings. Danny took the rings into his hands and slid the wedding ring on her left finger first and then her engagement ring second and kissed her passionately. Lindsay removed the chain he had his wedding band on and slide the ring onto his left ring finger.
"Ready to go Mrs. Messer!" Danny said to his wife and picked up their suitcases and overnight travel bag and they walked down to the car and drove to the crime lab.
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"Trust me Stella…we will know something is up if they show up together again." Flack said
"I agree Flack." Stella said and noticed Danny and Lindsay getting off the elevator together with their suitcases and one overnight travel bag.
Stella and Peyton both noticed the shiny rings on Lindsay's left ring finger and both of the girls screamed. "YOUR MARRIED LINDSAY!"
Lindsay blushed and nodded and Flack and the others all stood there with their mouths wide open.
"Who is the lucky man?" Peyton asked.
"Danny take your hand out of your pants pocket." Flack demanded.
Danny took his hand out and Flack, Adam, Sid, Sheldon…even Mac gasped.
"Danny that's a wedding band on your finger."
"Well Mrs. Messer…do you think Flack deserves a price for knowing what a wedding band looks like." Danny smiled at Lindsay.
"Wait wait…did you just say Mrs. Messer to Lindsay." Stella said.
"Yeah I did Stella."
"OMG so you and Lindsay are."
"Married….yes Stella."
"OMG…when did you 2 get married?" Peyton asked happily.
"It was 4 weeks ago when I flew to Montana to be with Lindsay when she had to testify. We both realized how much we love each other and we decided we wanted to be together forever and ever and we got married in a small church with Lindsay's mom and dad and her sister and brother present." Danny wrapped his arm around his wife's waist and kissed her.
Lindsay pulls out a picture from her wallet. The picture gets passed around to everyone and is a picture of Lindsay wearing a simple white wedding gown and Danny wearing a tux holding each other's hands with their wedding bands showing.
"OMG Lindsay you are beautiful in this picture!" Stella said
"Congrats Danny and Lindsay but we really need to hit the road to Vermont. That helps me out a lot. Danny, Lindsay, Flack, Sid and Adam are in one car and Stella, Peyton, Me in another car and Sheldon and Marty another car."
"What are the sleeping arrangements?" Marty asked.
"Well Danny and Lindsay get 1 tent since they are married. Sid and Marty you both get to share a tent since you both do autopsies and try hard not to kill each other if one of you snores or talks in your sleep. Flack and Sheldon you two get to share a tent. Stella and Peyton and Adam and I get to share tents." Mac said
"Mac can I have a tent further away from Lindsay and Danny's tent cause since they are married I'm sure they will be loud and their tent will be moving in ways a tent shouldn't move." Flack asked.
"Flack….you better just be lucky that I don't go and pitch your tent in the river where you can sleep with the fishes and keep them company." Lindsay said and everyone laughed.
"Ok everyone…lets say we leave this town and head for the country!" Mac said
"Montana we should use the bathroom before we leave."
"Good idea honey." Lindsay smiled and kissed her husband.
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"Ok did you three back there use the bathroom before we leave cause I don't want to hear anyone of you whining you have to pee."
"Yes Mommy." They all replied.
"Don't press your luck back there. If one of you decides to say I have to pee I will turn around and smack you."
"Danny it's like having back seat drivers back there. More like kids."
"I agree honey but you wouldn't smack them if they had to use the bathroom" Danny placed a hand on Lindsay upper leg.
"True Danny……I would have you pull over to a rest area so our kids could use the bathroom. What we have in our backseat now are kids in adult costumes.
"Hey not funny and you 2 better not try to make out in the front seat while driving." Adam said.
"Shut up Adam. When you get married I'll be the first to pick on you for showing PDA." Danny said.
"Me get married…no way."
"Honey would you like me to take over driving? You've been driving for an hour now and look like you could use a break." Lindsay said as she ran her fingers though Danny's hair.
"That would be great Montana." Danny pulls over on the side of the road and kissed Lindsay quickly and the switched sides and Lindsay took over driving.
1 hour later
"Uh Danny…I have a problem." Flack said with a shaky voice.
"What up Flack." Danny said and turned around.
"I think your wife is going to smack me."
"Let me guess Danny. Mr. I already peed before we left the city who has a peanut sized bladder has to take a leak." Lindsay said and Danny laughed.
"Peanut bladder…good one Montana!"
"Danny call Mac and tell him to tell the others we need to stop over the on the side of the road so we can catch up to them after Peanut Bladder stops squirming around like a worm in the backseat."
Danny grabs his phone and calls Mac.
"Hey Mac it's Danny. No everyone is ok but we have a certain someone in the backseat with a bladder the size of a peanut as my wife put it."
Mac chuckles, "Who is it with a peanut sized bladder?"
"Flack is the one with a peanut sized bladder."
Lindsay pulls over on the side of the road and Flack runs out of the car and into a secluded area off the highway.
Lindsay hollers to Flack.
"FLACK STAY AWAY FROM ANY PLANTS THAT HAVE 3 LEAVES AND ARE SHINY."
"WHY LINDSAY"
"CAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL BE VERY SORRY AND YOU WILL ITCH."
"THREE LEAVES AND SHINY"
"YEAH FLACK"
"OH SHIT"
"Danny call Sheldon and ask him if he brought any meds for Poison Ivy."
Danny calls Sheldon and Flack gets back in the car with a look of I'm screwed on his face.
"Hey Sheldon it's Danny. No everything is great now that Mr. Peanut Sized Bladder finally got to relieve himself but I think he got into another dilemma."
"Who is Mr. Peanut Sized Bladder and what kind of dilemma?"
"Flack is Mr. Peanut Sized Bladder and well I think Flack met Poison Ivy."
"Yeah I brought meds for Poison Ivy. Ask him what part of his body got in contact with it."
"Flack…what part of your body got in contact with the Poison Ivy?" Danny asked and put his phone on speakerphone.
"My arms. I brushed up against it after I used the tree that it was growing on as a fire hydrant."
"Flack it's Sheldon…try hard not to touch anything else. You probably will start to notice some blisters and they will itch like a bitch. Don't scratch them cause if you do you will break the blisters and spread the rash. Also make sure your hands are clean when you touch your…ahem cause if you spread it to there. You're not going to be a happy person."
"Ok thanks Sheldon." Danny hangs up the phone as they drive up to a sign that says "Welcome to Vermont"
Hey we made it to Vermont!!
They traveled around 30 mins more and arrived at the camping site that had a beautiful lake and nice level areas to pitch a tent.