That dimwit Red! He's mouthy, stupid, indiscreet, a natural joker and bad-mannered. But he's my hero.
We've been together since always. We're twins! We're friends! But he can't help being an idiot, saying he's older just because he was born 25 minutes before me. He's impossible to deal with! Acting cool, like he's the best at everything! I hate that big ego of him!
You know this guy, Green Oak? Yes, this rude guy from Pallet Town. He and my brother were the best of friends when we were like 7, but when Green smacked me with a stick while "playing" (I wasn't even playing with him!), Red cut all ties with him. He was my bro's best friend. And they're rivals because of me.
"Stop crying" he said after Green left "He's a dopey, it's not your fault"
"B-b-but he's your friend"
"And you're my sis. I'm the only one allowed to hit you with sticks, you hear me? If any other boy tries to hurt you, I'll be sure to punch him straight in the head"
Indeed, my foolish brother is my hero.