Authors note: Yes, I know there a lot of stories like this, but this one is based on real people. And plus, if you read any of my other stories, you get to see how crazy I really am! Aren't you happy? Yeah, I don't own any of the Avatar peoples so yeah, but I do own myself, and AkiraKnuckles owns herself also. WHOOT! I am A.j., just so you know. WHOOT!

Today was the day almost every student hated. Today was the day of book reports. The only thing that was cool about it was that you got to pick your book, and you get to decide what kind of report you want to do. Little did they know, Bridget and A.j. did the same project, same book, almost everything. They had chosen the book, Pirates, by Celia Reece.

A.j. walked into the room wearing a blue shirt that was shredded at the bottom and it went to her belly button. Her skirt was the same, only it was black and it was torn at the knees. Her hair was dyed red and black braids streamed down. She had dark eye shadow and eyeliner on. The she noticed her best friend, Bridget.

Bridget was wearing a medieval wardrobe. Like a wench, to be exact. Her top was green, with a brown corset, and a purple skirt to top it off. She had her hair in dreadlocks, and it looked like she tried to come them out. She was wearing lots of purple eyes shadow, it went up to her eyebrows.

"Pinky!" shouted A.j. as she ran up to Bridget. Bridget got the name Pinky, for she never wore pink. She hated the color, so A.j. called her Pinky.

"Ark Boy!" screamed Bridget. A.j. got the name Ark Boy because of a certain story that Bridget wrote.

"SHUT UP!" yelled the teacher. "Don't yell!"

A.j. and Bridget looked at her with confusion. They never understood her, she was just a fool with a long nose and a dress.

By the time the presentations were over, Bridget had gotten an A, while A.j. got a C-. Which was weird, because they did the same thing.

Finally, the day was over.

"Hey Bridget!" shouted A.j. as she ran up to her and linked her arm. "Let's go the long way home."

Bridget had a sly smile on her face.

"Want to go terrorize Matt?" asked Bridget.

Now A.j. had a grin on her face. "YEAH!"

On their way there, they saw a hole in the ground.

"Whoa," said Bridget. "How far do you think it goes down?"

"I bet to China!" said A.j. all excited. "Or maybe," she had a grin on her face. "Somewhere, over the rainbow," she sang.

"A.j.," said a voice down the hole. "Bridget."

Both of there eyes opened. Then A.j. said,

"Are you Santa Clause?"

Bridget looked at her.

A.j. looked at Bridget.

Bridget and A.j. looked at a nerd.

The nerd looked down the hole.

The hole looked at the nerd.

"Poor, poor nerd," said Bridget shaking her head.

Suddenly, there was a big earthquake. Everything around was shaking, spinning, farting, and falling. Speaking of falling, Bridget lost her footing and fell down the hole. A.j. was staring out into the blue not even knowing there was an earthquake, but she felt something take hold of her foot. It was Bridget. She pulled her down with her.

They kept on falling and falling until, complete darkness.

A.j. sat up. She noticed Bridget sitting next to her. Bridget's tongue was sticking out, and seemed to go up her nose. A.j. bent over her, then, Bridget shot up like a bullet, hitting A.j. in the nose.

"AH GOD!" screamed A.j. in pain. She held her nose.

"Sorry," Bridget observed the surroundings. "Uh, A.j.,"

"Yeah?" said A.j. still holding her nose.

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore," there was a quiver in Bridget's voice.

"Yeah…wait! We were never in Kansas!" said A.j. thinking. "If we haven't been there before, then we could possibly be there now, so technically, we could be in Kansas!" she seemed very proud of what she just said.

"I heard voices over here!" came a voice from the woods. It was obviously a male's voice. It could be a women's voice, but that would be very strange.

Soon, a whole bunch of Fire Navy soldiers came out of the bushes.

"You two," he pointed to the girls. "Where did you come from?"

"Uh, from over there," A.j. pointed to a random spot on the ground.

"Ha ha, very funny," said the soldier. "So funny I forgot to laugh,"

"But you just did," corrected Bridget.

"SILENCE!"

A.j. had an idea. Which dosen't happen to often. "Hey look!" she pointed to the opposite side. "A fat lady wearing a thong!"

All the soldiers turned around. Retards, like they really knew what a thong is, or do they?

A.j. and Bridget didn't take anytime to hesitate. They got up and ran. But, only to be followed by the fire nation.

"Oh crap!" shouted Bridget. "Damn hormones," Bridget started to cry.

"AH!" A blaze of fire smacked A.j. on her back. She fell down, but was soon picked up by someone else. This time, it was a boy. Bridget's eyes widened as a fire ball came after her. But, she was saved by someone also, a different boy.

Authors note: So how was it? Seriously, well, I was bored so I don't blame me if ya flame me. …but please don't. PLEASE REVIEW! And tell me if I should make another chapter. If not, I will take it off. PLEASE REVIEW!