What if the watchmen woke up gay
disclaimer: I don't own watchmen either dc or Alan Moore does, depending on if you ask Alan Moore
also this is shorter due to the fact there aren't as many characters
Hollis Mason woke up gay and finally figured out why he didn't wear pants
Laurie Juspeczyk woke up gay and blamed her mother, its all her fault *sob
Byron Lewis AKA mothman woke up gay and went clubbing, god knows his costume is gay enough
alternatively
Byron Lewis woke up gay checked his closet and to his relief found only polyester, good thing he ate all the wool and cotton
moloch the mystic woke up gay and realized he was now a gay elf (get it cause the ears)
Doctor Manhattan woke up gay and (insert schlong joke here)
bubastis woke up gay and started humping ozzy
the man from tales of the black freighter woke up gay and a necrophiliac and finally figured out how to spend his time on the raft
sally juspeczyk woke up gay and every man in the entire 40's was disappointed
the big figure woke up gay and showed his cellmate his "big figure"
Ozymandias woke up gay and decided that if it's alright with Alexander the great it is alright with him
alternatively
Ozymandias woke up gay and did it thirty-five minutes ago
Dan Dreiberg woke up gay said cool and turned on the TV., after all there isn't much difference between an impotent dateless virgin and a homosexual impotent dateless virgin
Richard Nixon woke up gay and added another scandal to his list
dollar bill woke up gay and you don't want to know where his cape got caught
the guy from the news stand woke up gay, and with a smile he told the kid that there where free comics in his apartment
silhouette woke up gay and …............. oh wait
hooded justice woke up gay and.................god dammit
captain metropolis woke up gay and........................... arrrrrrrgh what the hell is with this universe half the characters are already gay. You know what
captain metropolis woke up straight
Rorschach woke up gay and then instantly shrug it of through shear right-wingedness and bad ass and then said "if that god damn hippie Moore or any whore tried to turn me into a fagot, then they won't wake up tomorrow"
alternatively
Rorschach woke up gay and raped every criminal in new york
alternatively again
Rorschach woke up gay and it wasn't blood that filled those gutters
the comedian woke up gay and got the joke
note:in case you were wondering my favorite was the thirty five one I actualy cracked up when I thought of it