Take 1
A/N: I got bored…
Integra was sitting in her office doing paper work. She had been there most of the day. She stared out the window and noticed the sun was setting. I'm bored; I've been in my office all day… Then she got an idea. She began to organize her office to make it look like she wasn't so busy, just so a certain vampire would be more likely to believe her.
When she was though, it was dark outside. She called Alucard to her office. He took his time, much to her irritation. Finally, he entered her office through the floor. He smirked as she pretended to be surprised.
"You summoned me, my Master?" he asked.
Integra began to act out the script she had made in her mind. Alucard looked a little suspicious now.
"Alucard, there's something I haven't told you, all these years. I actually went through with it 5 years ago."
Alucard raised an eyebrow.
"Alucard, I have something to tell you. I'm really a," voice lowers dramatically, "man."
Alucard stares at her for a moment. Then he turns and tries to phase through the wall but walks into it instead. Integra tries to keep a straight face but bursts out laughing.
"I can believe you actually fell for that!"
Alucard glared at her. "If I could kill you, I would."
A/N: I actually came up with this while I was at boarding school. I finally bothered to write it out. Like I said, I was bored.