Did you ever wonder why there are lists of ways to annoy people from naruto for every other character but Orochimaru, probably one of the gayest characters in Naruto. Well I was extremely bored one day and decided to write this.
Okay I think this is funny. I despise Orochimaru. I mean he is soooo old and soooo ugly. I hate Sasuke too
and to all you fangirls...I don't care. Sasuke is just one of the biggest show offs ever. And besides. I don't like him because there are too many people who like him and there is no point going "HE'S MINE!!!" however, I like Gaara and Inuyasha. They are shmexy. Yup. Hope you like this fanfiction. I made it especially for all of the Orochimaru haters. You guys are the best. For all of the Orochimaru fangirls (if there are any) you need to go to a mental hospital in a straight jacket cause your nuts. Please submit reviews good or bad for this fanfiction. Any ideas please submit them too.
Also a special thanks to the 3rd Hokage for paralyzing Orochimaru's arms. If that didn't happen, this fanfiction wouldn't exist.
Ways to Annoy Orochimaru
Tease
him about how he can't use his arms anymore because of Sarutobi.
2.
Persuade Kabuto to work with Sasuke (continue on 3)
3. Have
Kabuto completely ditch Orochimaru in the middle of no where
4.
Pay Sasuke to strip infront of him
5. Make a sexy jutsu for
Sasuke (continue on 6)
6. Dress up as that sexy jutsu and every
time you walk past Orochimaru say "can't touch this"
7.
Kill a snake
8. Randomly walk up to him and yell "DEE DEE
DEE!" in his face
9. When he is asleep, put ribbons, bows,
and braids in his hair and draw rainbows, flowers, unicorns, and
Sasuke all over his face
10. Call him Mrs. Uchiha
11. On his
headband in bright pink, write "I love gay guys" and then
in parenthesis write "Sasuke"
12. Complain about all of
the snakes that Orochimaru has and tell him that he should have
giant evil bunnies instead
13. Steal Gaara's cookies, give them
to Orochimaru, and watch Gaara try to kill him after he finds out
from you that Orochimaru stole his cookies
14. Tell him he is
really old and every time you walk past him give a thumbs up, smile
real big, and say "The power of youth explodes!"
15.
Tell him that Sasuke wants him for OTHER things
16. Tell him he
looks like the girl from the ring (continue on 17)
17. Call him
at night and say in the voice of the girl from the ring "You
will die in 7 days but I forgot to tell you that 6 days ago"
18.
Get him interested in Harry Potter, then put a pointy hat on his
head that talks and yell "SLYTHERIN!"
19. Tie him to a
chair (he won't be able to get free cause he can't use his arms) and
read Kakashi's come come paradise to him
20. Tell him Sasuke
stalks him
21. Take him camping. Later when you guys are sitting
around the fire, pull out a guitar and have Kabuto sing the Campfire
song song with you.
22. Tell him that "snakes
on a plane"
is not coming out ever
23. Dress up as Sarutobi (for all the
retarts that's the third hokage) and pretend to make the hand sign
for the jutsu that poisoned his arms
24. Take an embarrassing
picture of him and sell it on e-bay
25. Shave his head bald while
he is sleeeeeeping
26.
Make him eat snake for dinner (lunch, breakfast, w/e) but don't tell
him and say "so...taste's like chicken, ne?"
27. Transform
into Orochimaru and streak through the sand village and watch
everyone drop dead
28. Dress up as Sasuke and chase him shouting
"ALL I WANT IS A HUG!"
29. When it's really quiet blow
an air horn in his ear
30. AND FINALLY!! ...instead of the
evil music in the background whenever he is talking to someone, play
as load as possible "Barbie girl"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------So what did you think? Please review and send me all of the good or hurtful comments you have. Next fanfiction to come, Gaara's crumbelievable cookies.