Btw, I'm not bashing Kagome. I'm just giving her POV while being nine months pregnant with Inuyasha's pups. For those that have been pregnant, you can understand how she feels hehe. Btw, it is not written as a chronicle list. Sorry to confuse readers.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from Inuyasha.
Kagome's List of Pregnancy Complaints
Kagome and Inuyasha are about to have their first pups together. Though she is
extremely happy, but she is uncomfortable during the last few months of her pregancy. Here is her
list of complaints.
1. I look like walking meatball.
2. The more our pups kick my colon, the more I fart ( a green Inuyasha holds his nose after the
rounds of gas she passed).
3. By the time our pups are born, they will be ready to go to college.
4. I think I can see one of my toes or at least the toe nails.
5. I feel like I going to give birth to a Volkswagon.
6. After our pups are born, I'm getting you neutered (Inuyasha tightly crosses his legs).
7. Inu baby, if you want me to move you will have to use our wheel barrel to move me
around in.
8. You try squeezing out something the size of watermelon through the size of a pin
hole baka!
9. Koishii, if I stay laying here any longer my ass will grow on our bed.
10. No Koishii, we can't name our pups Ramen and Tetsaiga!
11. Hey look Koi, I can balance my plate on my mammoth gut.
12. I look like Jaba-da-hut.
13. Koishii do you think I could be the spokesmodel for the "House of the Moon",
considering that I look like I am carrying a moon?
14. HOLY CRAP! I'M CARRYING TRIPLETS?!
15. One more word about my size baka and that moose pole of yours will be your
second bellybutton mister!
16. Forget feeding for two, I'm feeding for an army.
17. I look like the Micheline man.
18. Brother in law (Sesshoumaru), tell that toad of yours if he makes anymore duck
sounds, I will add frogs legs to my list of food cravings.
19. Inubaby, our pups is using my bladder as a trampoline.
20. No Inuyasha I will not use my belly for your shadow puppet entertainment.
21. I think our pups is building a condo inside me.
22. If you tell me to breathe (during labor) one more time, I will sit you so hard that you will be stuck in the next millenium!
23. As Kagome walks by and sees a pregnant elephant she whispers, "I feel for ya
sister."
24. Okay Kagura (her sister in law), you win hands down. I'm carrying a volkswagon and you're carrying a limo (Sess's pup must be huge).
25. If our pups keep pressing my colon, I will be farting show tunes.
26. I look like the staypuff marshmallow guy.
27. I look like a beached whale in our bathtub!
28. Rin sweety, you can't draw a smiley face on Aunty Kagome's belly.
29. Next time we have another one Inuyasha, you're carrying it not me!
30. I think I am carrying ninjas.