Name: Humanity and Immortality

Disclaimer: I own nothing. NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING! Except Riley Connors. She's mine.

Summary: "O.k., I knew life wasn't easy. But I didn't know that life as a half vampire half werewolf would suck this much."

Notes: O.k. I understand that none of this could happen but this is fan fiction and I don't care. Flames will be deleted. :)

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Riley P.O.V.

O.k., I knew life wasn't easy. But I didn't know that life as a half vampire half werewolf would suck this much. Yeah, that's right. You want an explanation? Of course. Well, it's a rather long and complicated. Still want that explanation? Jeez, you don't lighten up on that, do ya? O.k., fine. It started 56 years ago.

My mom's name is Victoria. Yes, that Victoria. The one that tried to kill Bella Swan. But I don't want to talk about Bella right now. She comes in later. Anyway, back to the story. Victoria was a younger vampire back then, and nicer due to the fact that she hadn't met James yet. She was in Canada when she met my dad. No one ever told me his name. Well, instead of killing each other like they should have, they ended up doing that extra special thing that grown-ups do to earn the titles of Mommy and Daddy. No I'm not touchy about the subject of sex. It's just that they're my parents and I don't like to think of that.

After that extra special night, my dad ran off and my mom found out she was pregnant. How that happened is a mystery. No one can seem to figure it out. But even though I should have been thought of as a miracle from God, my mom gave me away. I was born in a small town in Washington called Forks. My mom left me with a very nice man named Carlisle Cullen. He happened to be passing through the area and agreed to raise me.

He and Esme raised me from the time I was a baby to the time I stopped aging. By the way, that stopped when I turned 21. It took them a while to realize why I only had a craving for blood once every two months. Since I'm only half vampire I can go longer than a full vampire without blood. But when I turned 13, well, things started changing. Not puberty, although that part sucked. When I got mad, I turned into a little wolf. I mean, little for a werewolf. I was the size of a normal wolf.

When I transform, I can control myself better than a normal werewolf. Since I'm so small, I don't have as much anger. I turn in a black wolf with hazel eyes and pointed ears. According to my 'siblings', I'm pretty cute. Sometimes I'll transform just for the fun of it and let them pretend to have a pet dog. Yeah, I'm messed up.

When I turned 18, I got married. It was a quick marriage in Vegas at the Little White Chapel. I wore ripped jeans and an Aerosmith t-shirt. David wore the same outfit. The marriage ended when we sobered up the next day. Oh yeah! I can get drunk. Let me explain myself a little better.

I only need blood every two monthes, which you already know. I'm immortal and that's where the vampire characteristics stop. I turn into a wolf, which you already know. I have blood pumping through my veins but don't get affected when a vampire bites me, Jasper slipped up once or twice. I don't glitter in the sunlight. I can have children.

As for the way I look, well, I'm average. I'm 5'3'' tall and I weigh between 115 and 125. I have long, golden blonde hair that is thick and wavy. I look 21 even though I'm 56. I have hazel eyes, not honey or onyx. I have a large chest for my height, around a small C or large B. I have a narrow waist and wide hips and long legs. Oh yeah, I could give Rosalie a run for her money. Emmett tried to get his hands on me once or twice. I would have let him have a go but I didn't want to die at the hands of a pissed off Rosalie.

I have a couple of tattoos. Yeah, I can get those. I have the Pisces symbol on my left wrist, the tragedy and comedy masks over a treble cleft on the back of my neck, and a pink playboy bunny head on my lower back. Tramp stamp! I also have the yin-yang symbol on the inside of my left hip and the peace sign on the inside of my right hip.

As for my career, I work as a junior detective for the Forks police department. And I'm screwing around with my boss, Charlie Swan. He has no idea I'm not human and I want to keep it that way for a while. My name is Riley Anne Cullen Connors and my life is screwed up.