Chapter 1: The idea
After many failed attempts to kill his most hated enemy, Captain Qwark and the troublesome duo, Ratchet and Clank. Dr. Nefarious thought it would be a good idea to take a break from his evil schemes. Aboard Dr. Nefarious space station the 'Defiler', Nefarious in his holo jet chair behind his desk, admiring his metal talons.
"LAWRENCE!" he screamed in his robotic voice to his loyal butler behind his desk.
Nefarious sat in his holo chair impatiently waiting for his butler.
"You called me sir?" replied Lawrence, who was standing in front of the doctor's desk, waiting for Nefarious to answer him.
"Lawrence I've been thinking and since every brilliant plan I have come up with to take over the galaxy or kill that squishy moron Qwark and that annoying lombax and his little robot friend, you don't say sir" Lawrence replied with a hint of sarcasm in his voice, as Nefarious jumped out of his holo chair as he continued to walk back and forth talking about how his evil plans have always been stopped and never seem to work, Lawrence stood there just idly waiting for the doctor to stop complaining like a little child about his schemes.
"And Lawrence that's why that evil scheme never worked out for me, that's why I have decided to take a vacation and you are coming with me Lawrence, oh goody sir" replied Lawrence with a sarcastic tone in his voice.
"I called you up here to help me chose a suitable planet that we can take a vacation on"
Nefarious walked away from his desk over to the corner of his chamber to a cupboard that sat all alone. Nefarious reached out with his robotic talons and grasped the handles of the cupboard and twisted the knobs, Nefarious opened the cupboard without warning only to be showered in bronze looking dust that had come from within the cupboard, Nefarious coughed and started to choke on the dust as he tried to wipe it from his body only to make it worse.
Lawrence let out a chuckle of laughter as he watched the doctor try to rid himself of the dust.
"Lawrence don't just stand there, HELP ME!" screeched the doctor.
Lawrence had only just realised that Nefarious was talking to him, "Right away sir" as he walked over the doctor; from somewhere behind him Lawrence pulled out a duster and started to dust of the doctor.
"Stay still sir and don't move as it will make getting the dust off you harder, fine but make it quick" snapped Nefarious as he stood there,
Lawrence started to brush off the dust but not long before Nefarious started to giggle like a little girl.
"Lawrence stop that, your tickling me stop that, sir the more you move the harder it is for me to finish my job."
Nefarious stood up straight and tried not to laugh as Lawrence swept over him with his trusty duster.
Before long, Lawrence had finished dusting the doctor off and Nefarious stood there shining like a star in the chamber.
"That's a good job done if I don't say so myself" giggled Lawrence
"Very funny Lawrence, you had your fun now" replied Nefarious as he turned and stared sorting through the clutter in the cupboard.
"Junk, garbage, crap, rubbish, hey I wander where that went"
Nefarious screamed like a little school girl at what he found, it was one of his Secret Agent Clank holo films.
"I'm so happy right now Lawrence I thought I'd lost my collector's edition of Secret Agent Clank" the movie, as he wiped he metal fingers over the case, still in its packaging and in mint order, Nefarious passed the holo film to Lawrence to have a look.
"Care full Lawrence, don't rip the films packaging or you'll have me to deal with, oh goody" replied Lawrence as he put the holo film on Nefarious desk. Lawrence looked around him at the mess that the doctor was making; there were old newspaper articles, parts of Captain Qwark action figures with missing heads and body parts, magazines and old evil schemes that had failed the doctor, there was something in the pile that caught his eye, Lawrence bent over and picked up the magazine that had caught his eye. It was a copy of robots gone wild, Lawrence stared at it wide eyed and turned to face the doctor.
"Uhh, sir, I think I have found something of yours" said Lawrence waving the magazine in the air. Dr. Nefarious turned around from what he was doing to see his butler waving a magazine around in the air.
"Lawrence!" screamed Nefarious as he looked closer at what Lawrence held in his hand.
"Here you go sir" said Lawrence grinning at the doctor as he passed the magazine to him.
Nefarious started to blush and go all red.
"Now that's over Lawrence, Nefarious turned around and reached into the cupboard and pulled out a stack of holiday brochures and put them on his desk. "Lawrence, I want you to clean this mess and when you're down contact me.
With that Nefarious strode out of his office and left Lawrence all alone in his office to clean his mess.