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Knick Knack Knack Knick

Period One: One Last Test to Teach a Teacher

A teenage boy about 15 stood in front of a panel of five cloaked older men. He appeared to be a just a normal teenager wearing a tan cloak and had short brown hair; his head was bowed and his eyes closed.

"Fairbanks, James date of birth May 26 1988." Said one of the men.

"Graduated from London Magic Academy at age 10 and fully licensed Magi at age 11." Said Another

"A jack of all trades when it comes to elemental magic but has preferences for fire and lightning."

"Also you are a highly skilled artifact craftsman and user a skill rarely seen these day, and a changeling to boot; most impressive." Said the fourth

"I'm only half changeling; my mother was human." Said James still looking down.

"Well then." Said the last man. "You may begin…Now!" suddenly the five men vanished and James was surrounded by several conjured spirits. It was at this point James opened his eyes; any who thought he was ordinary would have been proven wrong. His eyes were blue then green then red; they were constantly shifting to every color imaginable sometimes they were even changing independently.

"Knick Knack Knack Knick!" (1) James raised his right hand a silver ring on his hand began to glow with magical power. "17 Spirits of Fire, gather and reduce my foes to ash, Magical Arrows, Array of Fire." From his hand James shot 17 streams of flame that sought out and destroyed the spirits. "Is that all you got you gits?" he taunted. A low growl was heard behind him he looked to see a somewhat imposing figure. "A low level demon huh, even so magic arrows won't work." He took a deep breath and pulled a card from his sleeve. "Adeat!" in a burst of fire a sword with ancient runes carved into the blade appeared he grabbed the sword and the blade became wreathed in flame. He ran at the demon and with one slash he destroyed it. An applause was heard as the five men returned.

"Very good James you performed perfectly." Said one of them.

"I thank you professor." Said James with a bow.

"I believe you have reached the limit we can teach you."

"Then I'm a Magister Magi now?"

"Almost you have but one more test; pass it and you'll be declared a Magister Magi."

"What must I do?"

"Take this scroll and open it." James took the scroll and opened it.

"Magical mentor?" asked James confused. "To whom?" something told James he would not like the answer.

Later

James sighed as he walked through the halls of the London Graduate School of Magic.

"Magical mentor, I don't believe it and to some brat to; and halfway around the world no less." James gave another sigh before walking up to his dorm room and with a quick spell he unlocked the door. He opened the door only to be greeted by the sight of his very naked roommate. "Ahh Lizzie put some clothes on!" yelled James as he covered his eyes his face turning red.

"Yeah, yeah Jimmy geez you think you would have learned to knock, you know after I get a shower and I'm not going anywhere I like to just lounge around."

"Yeah but most people wear clothes while they do it! I'm assuming it's safe to open my eyes." He said moving his hands away from his eyes and was somewhat relieved to see that she had put on a bathrobe that was loosely tied and draped over her and one false move and it was likely to fall open.

"Well sorry Mr. Prude but if you took your eyes of the girls you would have seen I was wearing panties."

"I wasn't loo…" but James was cut off by Liz laughing.

"I still can't believe you can get this easily flustered. What we've known each other for five years long before I ever grew these things." She said pushing her chest out for effect making Jim blush slightly. "You know if you didn't spend so much time training and more time dating you wouldn't be so bothered by the female form. Which by the way did you pass the test?" she said as she sat down on her bed and purposefully giving him an eyeful of her black panties.

"Yeah I passed, but I have to do one last test, I have to be a mentor in Japan to some Magi in-training but he can't know I'm helping him so some kind teach from afar thing. I'm supposed to disguise myself as a student at the school he's at and I guess I'll figure it out from there."

"Wow Japan that's cool, so what school you should do some research first and you should cast a learn language spell on yourself."

"I believe it's called Mahora Academy."

"Mahora? That sounds familiar." Liz got up from the bed and walked over to her desk and opened it. "Let's see Mahora Junior High." She said as she typed on the laptop. "Oh my god." Suddenly she was overcome with a fit of giggles. "Jim my boy you're bloody screwed."

"Why?"

"Take a look." Jim got up and looked over her shoulder.

"But this is an all girl's school, but this can't be legal even for me."

"Wow Jim all those times I told you to grow a pair I never thought it would be boobs though."

"Why me." Jim sighed this was going to be a long test.

Knick Knack Knack Knick: James' activation key sort of like Eva's Lic Lac La Lac Lilac


Well the first chapter of my Negima! Fic. I just got into Negima and have finished the first 10 volumes and will read the rest soon. Well read and review. How will the easily flustered James fare in the company of the often clothes deprived girls of 2/3A?