AN: Ok you guyz this iz (lolz get it? XDDD) my first fic EVERZ so plz be nice! I hope you like it and btw... INVADER ZIM FOREVER!
-InvaderBlackShade
I steped out of my voot cruser with my long antenna bowling in the breez, I had just came too earth, the mysterious planet that my tallset had assined me too after Zims horrible failur too conker it. Zim. LOL what a joke! XD I had just gotten here, and I allready had a bass and disguise set up for the next day at skool. I could take this planet with my hands, tied behind my pak! I thought to my amazing brian. this will be a snap!. My sir unit Hir, stood next too me, eating rocks. I sigh glancing towards my new house .
My name is invader Blackshade but most ppl call me shade
I am a trained irken assasin and doubly trained as a irken elite. The tallests sent me here to make up for Zims failure and I know I can easily destroy this place the moment I lay eyes on it... Speaking of eyes mine are the purest sparkling midnight black, and that's why my name is Shade. (And because I like too hide in the shadows) My antennae reach past my shoulders and curl delicitely into perfect curls, and my dress is also black. My lashes are long too. My gloves are the deepest blood red, as well as my boots and pak. my soft skin is a marvelos emerald green. My long claws under my gloves are so sharp they can cut anything and I like too use them too fight. I also have a reeeaaaallllllyyyy deep n dark secret but... I dont like too talk about it.
I grab Hirs arm and drag her inside the house, she complans a, bit but I finaly get her inside. "Go put on your disguise!" I growled too my robot, "We have to be at skool tomorow and look like human pig smellys!" "I DONT WANNA!" Hir shreiked and said "okay!" and running off to get her disguise on. I sigh. The earth sun was beginning to rise outside of my window in the sky, so bright!" I groan turning to the wall with narowed eyebrows. "Its time too go too skool."
THE NEXT DAY AT SKOOL
"Today a new student will be in the class" ms Bitters said, "her name is Blackshade" "SHADE!" I interrupted "just call me Shade." the TEACHER growls at me. I roll my now light green human eyes, pushing a lock of aburn hair out of my face and I now have black human clothing from head to toe and a v neck shirt and a crimson red lip piercing and well as black earings. My flowwing hair is died blue at the tips and I am wearing fingerless gloves, I look so human its scary! "You need a place to sit" said ms Biters, "You, Your being transferded to the underground classroom!" she yelled and desk in the front row shot into the ground apearring above moments later... empty. I walk over to the desk and take a seat and look at my new nieghbours. I turn my head and see Im sitting next to a kid with a HUUUUUGE head and he has big and round glasses and black jagged hair and golden brown eyes and he wears a black jacket. He turns to me and his icecold gaze sets on me. He narrows his eyes, at me, and my throat titans. I stare at him and the only thing that comes to my mind is: "Wow...hes cute." Wait WHAT?!