Disclaimer;; I don't own Transformers && I have a bad mouth (:

Well, I absolutly love Transformers(1&&2)!

And because I love how the Autobots and soldiers intereact, I wrote this little one-shot.

Anyway, Epps rocks cause he's a badass (:


Sergeant Epps prowled through the belly of the bird as it drew closer to some middle-of-nowhere desert, all in the hope that pain-in-the-ass Sam could bring back the Big Man. After everything, he was ready for a fight, and noticing a sniveling, blond man in front of him, he decided he had found one. Reaching out a long, muscled arm, he grabbed the smaller male's shoulder, whipping him around to face the seething soldier.

"You son of a bitch!" He growled, clearly intimidating the liaison, he may be an asshole, but, I'm an animal.

Galloway straightened his pristine suit. "How dare you lay a hand on me?" He returned indignantly. Epps scowled at him a moment, recalling exactly why he wanted to strangle this man, "Scrap metal…". This bureaucratic bastard had treated Optimus like the enemy, and then dropped his body on base like garbage.

A small sound of superiority came from the politician's throat. Snarling, the dark-skinned man hauled the lesser male, by his suit jacket, to slam against the metal wall. "Apparently, I didn't make myself clear the first time! I shed blood, sweat and metal with that bot! He's my fallen comrade and you'll be respectful." He bit out lowly, baring his teeth in an animal fashion.

In hindsight, Epps was amazed he didn't knock Galloway's dick in the dirt on the spot. He realized though that it'd be Lennox who'd have to answer for it, so he backed off. If this whole alien hoo-doo, voo-doo resurrection didn't work, he decided he'd just beat the hell out of the 'liaison' later.

"Remember," The Sergeant began lightly. "He's precious metal." With that, he relinquished his hold, allowing Galloway to slide slightly down the wall. Turning leisurely, he walked back to where the rest of the men and the fallen leader of the Autobots were, a smug smirk gracing his features. Before he took a sit by the Major, he placed a large hand on glossy blue and red metal.

Precious metal.


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