Dear loverly Earth beast,
I, Zim, have decided to indite to you as to address my recent attraction to your being. As perplexing as it may seem, I have a fondness towards you that makes me feel...what's the phrase? Like a fool? The feeling is foreign to my being and I do not know how else to express to you this emotion than in a billet doux. I wish you a joyful existence and you must understand that I do not express emotion such as this often. It makes you very, very special.
Sincerely,
Zim.