A/N: As I lay on my bed trying to go to sleep, this idea popped into my head. GODAMMIT!! I hate it when that happens! I can never get any sleep! I always have writers block when I'm awake but never when I'm asleep. Just before I start my one-shot I thought it would be a kind warning to tell you that I swear in my sleep, so this will probably have some bad language in it. And I will try my best, but I may not have the best grammar as well. Oh well.

Disclaimer: Inuyasha is owned by Rumiko Takahashi and those VIZ and I think those other people. I don't know but it's not owned by me.

"Shit" said Kagome as she tossed and turned in her bed. Today had been very stressful at school. All day she was bombarded with questions, being asked for help with jobs, and everything else someone could think of. Today just happened to be the beginning day for another school festival. She had the suckiest timing when it came to coming home for school from the feudal era.

Growling, she pulled the covers over her head and turned onto her stomach. "Damn it!" she nearly yelled aloud. "Why the hell can't I get any sleep?!" This went on for another ten minutes. This was a main reason why Kagome always closed her bedroom door when she tried to go to sleep. But for some reason, she could never sleep when she was sleepy.

Finally she reached the point where her eyes would barely open and she was barely coherent. She was so out of it, she never heard the window creak. Or the voice that followed the noise.

"Hey Kagome." whispered a shadowed figure of Inuyasha. "Are you awake?"

No response…

Silently he made his way over to her desk and sat upon it. He had been moping about Kaede's hut since she left, and he kinda missed her. Kinda. A tinsy little bit. Okay, he missed her a lot! Big deal! He made himself comfortable and began to close his eyes. That was until he heard talking.

"Grrr. It's so cold," said Kagome. Inuyasha peered closer. She didn't look awake.

"I feel like something's not covered." She popped her head form the covers and felt around a moment, before giving up and laying her hand on her side once more. "Nope. I'm good."

Inuyasha stared at her. 'Is she really sleeping?' he thought. Slowly, and quietly, Inuyasha leaped to the floor and crawled over to her bed, but stopped half way when he heard her speak up again.

"Uuuuhhhh" she mumbled. "My legs uncovered." She took the edge of her blanket and placed it over her cold leg. "Hm, my butt feels cold. Is my butt covered?" she felt her butt and sighed contently. Inuyasha guessed that meant she was covered.

He knew now that she was asleep. And if not, she was on the verge of it. It was strange though. Usually she would fall right to sleep without making a peep. Now though, she couldn't seem to get comfortable. Inuyasha laughed silently. 'I wonder. If she talks in her sleep, will she answer as well?' Moving closer, Inuyasha leaned right near her face as she laid on her right side.

"Hey Kagome" he whispered.

"Hm?"

Inuyasha smiled. 'So she can hear me.' "Can I ask you a question?"

Kagome didn't move. In fact she gave no sign that she had heard him at all. Inuyasha just continued. "What do you think of…Shippo?"

She mumbled, but with Inuyasha's keen sense of hearing, he grinned as he caught her muffled words. "He's annoying."

"How about Miroku?"

"Fuckin lecher."

'Nothing new there. Except for maybe the swearing.' "How about Sango?"

"An idiot."

Inuyasha's eyes widened. "Why?"

"Cause she won't tell Miroku she loves him. Now shut up and leave me alone." She turned over to her left side and pulled the covers over her head.

"Kagome…what about me?" She didn't answer for a moment, so he began to give up. Then he heard her voice.

"IIInu…yashaaaaa. Hmmm. You're stupid, wimpy, hot-headed, wimpy guy…" Inuyasha restrained himself from growling. "…with adorabable ears and cool eyes and a great butt." Kagome smiled into her pillow as she said this, apparently picturing Inuyasha's greatest feature. Inuyasha felt his face go red.

'"A great butt" ' Inuyasha thought. 'Wait, "wimpy?!" What does she mean by wimpy?' Just as he was about to ask her what she had meant when he heard a slight snoring. Taking a closer look, he saw that Kagome was fast asleep. Inuyasha smiled and stood back up. Walking back to the desk he sat upon it and laid his head against the wall. He would just ask her tomorrow.

'Great butt, huh?'

The End

A very short story. Come on give me a break people. I'm exhausted and getting this done will help me sleep. So sue me, but you won't get nothin'. I spend all my money on gas and school stuff. Hope you liked it. Probably not, but I really don't care right now. Ha ha. My one-shot. There's nothin' you can do about it. Goodnight and see ya later.