Sulu yawned widely as he woke up on what he was sure would be another boring day of mapping space. As he got dressed he reflected on the fact that he had hoped the starship enterprises fourth year in space would have been more interesting. He was about to find out just how right he had been (dun dun dun dun).
Sulu left his room preparing for a perfectly ordinary day… and saw a man plain as day strolling down the corridor whistling and wearing a brown trench coat and fedora. Sulu just stared at the strange man as he turned the corner. Sulu made a mental note to report this incident to the captain. As he entered the bridge however, James t. kirk was acting… strangely. He was in his seat staring intently out the view screen.
"good morning, captain." Said sulu. Kirk slowly turned his head towards his pilot with a depressed face." Is it really? The vast expanse of space before us, are loved ones at home while we brave the howling void? The never ending dangers presented buy the wonders of the universe as we fight and claw are way up the ladder just to SURVIVE?! IS THIS DAY REALLY THAT GOOD LIETUNET?!". With this Kirk turned back to the view screen.
Sulu just stared before deciding that his captain needed to be left alone for a while. He tock his place at the console besides his friend, chekov. "kthe kcaptain kisn't kfeeling ktoo kgood kthis kmorning" chekov said helpfully. Sulu just starred. "I wonder if the captain is feeling bad this morning?" "kthats kwhat ki ksaid." Chekov replied angrelily, before adding "kmaybe kspock kcan khelp". Sulu shrugged. "whatever you just said I agree with you. I think I am going to ask spock for help." Chekov rolled his eyes.
"mister spock do you know why the captain is acting so strangely?" sulu asked the Vulcan. Spock turned around to answer when he saw sulu. His eyes got big with fear as he yelled "AGHHH! IT'S A LOBSTER!" with that he went running out of the bridge screaming. Sulu stood motionless for a second before turning towards the turbo lift. "I think ill go see doctor mcoy, I think I might be hallucinating". Chekov smiled and waved. "kok, ksee kyou". "same to you buddy". Sulu shoot back while boarding the turbo lift. Chekov face palmed.