Disclaimer for the whole fanfic: I do not and ever will own Naruto or any of it's characters.
RULES: No flames, Tips are allowed, No complaining, and NO REPORTING MY DAMN STORY... Please... Oh and review at the end IF you wanna.
AttheAkatsukiHideout...
Deidara turned over and grunted. It was 3:36 and he couldn't sleep all night. He was afraid he would have those dreams again... The ones with the pale girl with long, midnight blue hair staring at him with pearl-like eyes, smiling with her golden kimono with red flowers blowing in the wind... It was too much... It was too... Pervy. Yet, every night, his brain would try to force him to sleep, to see that strange woman once more. To Deidara's mind, she was an innocent angel without the halo and wings. Deidara smacked himself hard on the head and sat up in bed. He should not be having dreams about this woman! He had no idea who she was, where she lived, and if he would ever even see her. Deidara got up and got a glass of water. He was acting crazy. While walking to the sink, he had and arguement in his brain whether he should seek out the strange girl, or try and forget about her. In the past, he had gotten cheated on with his previous girlfriend...
Flashback...
Knock knock! Deidara opened the door and to his shock, his girlfriend, Yamakana Ino (A/N: I dont know if I spelled Yamakana right, but bear with me here), was on the couch making out with some odd boy with red tattoos on his cheeks. Ino quickly departed her lips with the boys. "It's not what you think!" cried Ino. Too late. Deidara was red in the face. "GET OUT NOW!!!!" he screamed. Drooping her head, she sadly said, "Come on Kiba." Ever since, Deidara has never fallen in love again...
EndofFlashback...
AttheHyuugaManor...
Hinata woke up with a start... She had that dream again... The one with a man with soft looking blonde hair, with some of it covering his right eye... He always had no shirt on, so his huge, bulgy muscles where clearly visible.. The man had a mouth on his left hand, for some unknown reason. Hinata shook her head. Why is she dreaming about weird men?! Is a Hyuuga Heiress supposed to have dreams of the people that are destined to be together? Hinata got up. She couln't sleep anymore. Slowly getting up, she got a glass and started filling it with water. Now she was afraid of that dream.. 'Tomorrow,' she thought, ' I will go search for this man.' Hinata felt something cold on her hand.. The water from the sink was overflowing out of the glass and onto Hinata's hand. "Gomenasai!!" she said quite loudly to no one in particular. Hinata sighed. She really needed to work on not apologizing to no one. KABOOM!!!! She heard a bang in the distance...
BackattheAkatsuki...
BOOM!!! Deidara smiled. Blowing up things was always a good way to relieve stress and un-movable thoughts. Inside, you could almost hear Kisame gritting his teeth. Oh how he wished Deidara couldn't blow things up (A/N: Sorry about that sudden change there. I just felt like making Kisame pissed XD) "Art really is a bang, un." whispered Deidara to himself. After blowing apart almost a whole forest, Deidara went back to sleep, almost not even remembering the girl. Almost...
"Hello, Deidara-sama." said a voice. (A/N: The italic is Deidara's dream.) Deidara turned around and saw the girl again. He gasped. "W-w-who are you un?" asked Deidara. "I am Hinata Hyuuga. It is surely a pleasure to speak with you, Deidara-sama." said Hinata. Deidara perked up. "Hey, that name sounds familiar, un." Hinata smiled. "I will search for you tomorrow... Meeeet me at thee Konohaaa Gaaateeee..." whispered Hinata as she faded away. "Wait un!" cried Deidara. It was to late. He had awoken.
"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!! TOBI WAKE DEIDARA-DANNA UP FOR BREEEAKFAST!!!!!" screamed a familiar voice. Deidara mentally slapped his head. It was gonna be a loooong day.
HyuugaManor... (A/N: Im not making any more titles im too lazy XD just figure it out on your own)
"Oi! Hinata-niisan! Breakfeast!" yelled Neji from the kitchen. Hinata got up and took a bath, brushed her teeth, you know, the old, boring morning routine. Munch munch munch THUMP. Neji turned around. "OH CRAP!" said Neji and he dove under the sink. "OOH NEJI!!!" cried Hanabi. She had a curling iron, make-up kit, nail stuff, and some girly dress. Hinata giggled. Hanabi looked at her and whispered, "Where is your Neji -niisan?" Hinata giggled again and pointed at Neji's hiding place. Hanabi opened the door and there was Neji. "AAAH!!!" yelled Neji in surprise. "NOOOO!!!" screamed Neji as Hanabi dragged him upstairs. Hinata went into giggle mode into fit of giggles mode. She almost fell out of her chair giggling so much. When everyone was gone, Hinata ran outside. 'Time to find that man.' she thought as she zig-zagged through Konoha.
Akatsuki
POOF! Deidara was gone. All the Akatsuki members jumped and Tobi hit his head on the ceiling. "Where the hell is he off to?" asked Kisame. No answer. It wasn't like he was expecting one. Crack. Deidara had reached the Konoha Gates. Being a member of the Akatsuki and all, he of course would be taken into custody if seen. That was when it all happend... He saw the girl and the girl saw him...
BUH BUH BUH BUUUUUH!!!! Damn am I evil XD don't worry tho new chappie is comin out soon. Sorry it was so short and if the rules were a little extreme.