Here's a little story of when Castiel bought a cell phone to be able to connect to Sam and Dean. Set in Season 5 after Cas branded the sigils on the brothers ribs. Hope you enjoy!

I don't own SPN or the Characters... but I did make up the phone employee and random stranger who appears in the story! :D

"Sir?" asked the Cell phone company employee. "Can I help you?"

The blue-eyed angel was looking at the models of phones that were propped up for all the customers to see.

"Yes..." Castiel answered as he looked at the mans name tag. "...Godly?"

The employee gave a small smirk to the angel. Castiel frowned in confusion to the man.

"I'm a god." the employee jokingly said to Castiel. The angel who still didn't understand the punchline to almost all jokes just frowned even more.

"You are not a god... Are you?" he asked, just to be sure.

"Uhm... no. My mom was just drunk when she named me." the employee said with a disappointed frown. "How can I help you Mr..."

"My name is Castiel." he said. "I need a cellular device."

The employee looked at Castiel and gave a slight nod. "You don't say?" he replied with a sarcastic smile.

"I...what...no. I do say so." Castiel replied.

"I get that. Well, what phone would you like?"

"One that will allow me to quickly contact Dean."

"You're..? Oh! Oh, okay, I understand. Well, how about this one?" Godly pointed to an old flip phone. Castiel, who trusted the employee, nodded his head.

"Will I be able to contact Dean quickly with it?"

"Yeah, you're boyfriend will be amazed how fast you two are connected." the employee stated slightly uncomfortable.

"Dean is not my boyfriend. He is just my friend." stated a very confused angel. The employee, who felt a little maturity leave him, grinned at Castiel.

"He's a boy isn't he?"

"Well, technically he's a man." stated Castiel.

"Same thing. And he's your friend?" Castiel nodded his head trying to follow what the employee was saying. "Then that makes him your boyfriend."

Castiel frowned in deep thought and came to realization and nodded in agreement. "I suppose you're right."

The two finished the process of Castiel getting his phone. After agreeing to all the payments the 'trustworthy' employee insisted he get, he finally had his own cellular device that he would finally be able to get a hold of the Winchesters with. He flipped open the phone and looked at it in confusion.

"How do you use this?" the angel mumbled to himself.

"Excuse me, sir?" a girl said. Castiel recognized her from inside the store in line behind him.

"Yes?"

"I thought you should know, that employee cheated you on your money... by about $700." Castiel frowned in confusion. He looked back at his phone which seemed to be the bigger priority.

"I will take care of him later." he said.

"Do you need help with that?" she asked trying to hold in her smile. The angel gave a small smile and nodded. The girl took the phone and pressed some buttons.

"Let's do contacts first. Whose name you wanna put in?"

"Dean, Sam, and Bobby. Those are the only contacts I need."

After confusing looks were given and the contacts were put in, she pressed more buttons.

"Here you go. All you have to do is listen to what the voice message tells you. It will help you set up a voice mail. I need to go. Good luck!" and with a small wave she was gone. Cas looked at the phone and held it to his ear.

"Please say your name after the tone." the voice said.

"I... I don't understand. Why - Why do you want me to say my name?" he asked the voice and pressed some numbers before the screen went blank. "That was strange." he thought.

After a few minutes he flipped open the phone, dialed some numbers and called Sam and arrived to the hospital Sam and Dean were at.

Hope you found this a little humorous... My sense of humor sucks when I'm sick. :(

If I get enough people who like this, then I'll keep going with it and include the time the "voice" told Cas he's almost out of minutes. And if anyone is interested I'll put in Cas' intro to texting Dean... with maybe some slight Destiel moments. So, please give me opinions and tell me what you think! Thanks for reading!