Slayers Later on: Chimera's Eternal Revenge
Disclaimer: (Geez how many of these have you read in this site???) I don't own anything, never have, and never will. The end.
Chapter 1: AMAZING! Zelgadis has an Idea
(Lina Inverse, sorceress extraordinaire, bandit killer, dragon slayer and whatnot, Gourry Gabriev, the dumb-as-dirt swordsman, Amelia Wil Tesla Seiruun, champion of justice, and our hero (?) Zelgadis Greywords, also called "heartless mystical swordsman," are all gathered around a buffet table in some nameless town. Lina and Gourry, as you may have already guessed, are stuffing their faces like there's no tomorrow, and Amelia is still getting her food. Zelgadis is sitting by himself pouting as usual and sipping his coffee.)
Zelgadis: Hmmmm.
(Zelgadis had been planning.something. No one knows exactly what it is.)
Zelgadis: (Stands up suddenly, lightbulb appears over his head) AHA! I'VE GOT IT!!! (Lina, startled by the noise, suddenly begins choking on her ramen noodles. Gourry starts whacking her with his Sword of Light.)
Amelia: Mr. Zelgadis, what did you get?
Zelgadis: (Scowls) That was a figure of speech, Amelia. I have an idea. I have been planning my revenge on Rezo, who is the COMPLETE IDIOT who gave me this utterly GROTESQUE body, and now I finally figured out a way to carry out my life's master plan!
Amelia: But Mr. Zelgadis, last week you said your life's master plan was to turn yourself back into a human!
Zelgadis: I know, but this way we can have a little fun while we figure out how to do THAT.
Amelia: If you say so.
Lina: (finally stops choking) So Zel, what's your plan?
(Just then Xellos mysteriously appears like he always does)
Xellos: Now THAT is a secret!
(Zelgadis punches Xellos and he lands in a barrel of pickles.)
Zelgadis: Well.we're going to need a little help. And I don't think you're going to like who we're going to be getting the help from, but there is no other way. Oh, and we'll need to stop by the local tailor's shop, and.
Lina: Something tells me this is going to cost a lot of money.
Gourry: What were we talking about again?
(Lina fireballs Gourry into oblivion and they all exit the buffet restaurant thingy. Meanwhile, in Rezo's secret tower #165738 ½, Rezo, Kopii Rezo, and Eris were all in the "laboratory" (Really a dingy old public restroom) trying to figure out a way to cure the original Rezo's blindness, like usual.)
Eris: Gee Rezo, how come we always have to do what YOU want? I told you a jillion times I wanted to go bowling, but NOOOO, we have to stay here and do research!
Kopii: Yeah research is boring! I wanna pump iron so I can be more powerful than you are!
Rezo: SHUT UP AND LET ME CARRY ON MY RESEARCH! (Grabs a book from inside one of those little paper towel dispensers and starts investigating "the uses and properties of white magic.")
Kopii: The least you could do is install one of those air fresheners in here man this place reeks!
Eris: When was the last time anyone cleaned here anyway?
Kopii: Who knows? I just wouldn't use the last bathroom stall on your right if I were you though.
(Eris opens the stall and is immediately overwhelmed with a reaaaallly bad stench. Inside it is a toilet filled over the brim with poop, with a bottle of Gatorade stuck in the middle of it. She passes out on the spot.)
Kopii: -_- What did I just say???
Rezo: -_- (translation: angry face) Stop fooling around! If I'm ever gonna find my cure.
Kopii: (Leaves the room, sighing) I'm going to go get a pizza.
Disclaimer: (Geez how many of these have you read in this site???) I don't own anything, never have, and never will. The end.
Chapter 1: AMAZING! Zelgadis has an Idea
(Lina Inverse, sorceress extraordinaire, bandit killer, dragon slayer and whatnot, Gourry Gabriev, the dumb-as-dirt swordsman, Amelia Wil Tesla Seiruun, champion of justice, and our hero (?) Zelgadis Greywords, also called "heartless mystical swordsman," are all gathered around a buffet table in some nameless town. Lina and Gourry, as you may have already guessed, are stuffing their faces like there's no tomorrow, and Amelia is still getting her food. Zelgadis is sitting by himself pouting as usual and sipping his coffee.)
Zelgadis: Hmmmm.
(Zelgadis had been planning.something. No one knows exactly what it is.)
Zelgadis: (Stands up suddenly, lightbulb appears over his head) AHA! I'VE GOT IT!!! (Lina, startled by the noise, suddenly begins choking on her ramen noodles. Gourry starts whacking her with his Sword of Light.)
Amelia: Mr. Zelgadis, what did you get?
Zelgadis: (Scowls) That was a figure of speech, Amelia. I have an idea. I have been planning my revenge on Rezo, who is the COMPLETE IDIOT who gave me this utterly GROTESQUE body, and now I finally figured out a way to carry out my life's master plan!
Amelia: But Mr. Zelgadis, last week you said your life's master plan was to turn yourself back into a human!
Zelgadis: I know, but this way we can have a little fun while we figure out how to do THAT.
Amelia: If you say so.
Lina: (finally stops choking) So Zel, what's your plan?
(Just then Xellos mysteriously appears like he always does)
Xellos: Now THAT is a secret!
(Zelgadis punches Xellos and he lands in a barrel of pickles.)
Zelgadis: Well.we're going to need a little help. And I don't think you're going to like who we're going to be getting the help from, but there is no other way. Oh, and we'll need to stop by the local tailor's shop, and.
Lina: Something tells me this is going to cost a lot of money.
Gourry: What were we talking about again?
(Lina fireballs Gourry into oblivion and they all exit the buffet restaurant thingy. Meanwhile, in Rezo's secret tower #165738 ½, Rezo, Kopii Rezo, and Eris were all in the "laboratory" (Really a dingy old public restroom) trying to figure out a way to cure the original Rezo's blindness, like usual.)
Eris: Gee Rezo, how come we always have to do what YOU want? I told you a jillion times I wanted to go bowling, but NOOOO, we have to stay here and do research!
Kopii: Yeah research is boring! I wanna pump iron so I can be more powerful than you are!
Rezo: SHUT UP AND LET ME CARRY ON MY RESEARCH! (Grabs a book from inside one of those little paper towel dispensers and starts investigating "the uses and properties of white magic.")
Kopii: The least you could do is install one of those air fresheners in here man this place reeks!
Eris: When was the last time anyone cleaned here anyway?
Kopii: Who knows? I just wouldn't use the last bathroom stall on your right if I were you though.
(Eris opens the stall and is immediately overwhelmed with a reaaaallly bad stench. Inside it is a toilet filled over the brim with poop, with a bottle of Gatorade stuck in the middle of it. She passes out on the spot.)
Kopii: -_- What did I just say???
Rezo: -_- (translation: angry face) Stop fooling around! If I'm ever gonna find my cure.
Kopii: (Leaves the room, sighing) I'm going to go get a pizza.