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Midnight: We have all seen Serena/Usagi be sooo nice, caring, and utterly polite to people... *cough, cough, hack* We have

also seen her go evil and ditch the scouts, have the scouts betray her, and so on and so forth... but what about a total rewrite?

Maybe a total twist? Maybe even a whole new attitude?

Angel: Oh shit, here we go again...

Jade: Another words innocent little Princess Serenity/Usagi Tsukino is going to be slightly bitchy, slightly sarcastic, and tends

to be a bit on the cynical side... or like most people.

Angel: Even better! ^_^ American names for a few cases Middy's American, can't speak a bit of Japanese (but tries to keep the

titles in order), and is not one to insult another language (inless you count Jibberish as a language). Don't know what case yet...

she did use a good many manga references.

Declare your pairings if you like this!

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[Evil Bunny named Usagi]

Shingo Tuskino glanced at his sister as she muttered something about 'Things To Do In The Future', seeing that early mornings was on top of it all, he then burst out into laughter as Ilene Tsukino and Kenji Tsukino glanced at them. Their oldest daughter wasn't the bubbly, cheerful, and the model for the perfect cheerleader... they had found that out the first day she came home after decking someone that pissed her off, which was in seventh grade.

Usagi Siren Tsukino brushed back a wild strand of black hair as the rest of her hair was pulled up in a falling out bun. Her hair was originally a golden color with silvery white highlights... but she streaked it with blood red and a violet color and black. Presently it was six in the morning and she was muttering about destroying school policy of eight hour days and the starting time would have to be at the decent hour of nine in the morning.

She glanced at her laughing brother and cracked a smile. "Come on, Queen Fanatic, you promised you'd take me to that new book store!" Shingo stated as her eyes widened.

"Back up the wagon here, deary, you wanting to go to a bookstore?" she asked in shock as he nodded. A seocnd passed as she realized what that meant. "Give me ten minutes." she stated, stumbling off to get ready.

"Thanks, Big Sis!" he called after her, knowing she hated that nickname.

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My name is Usagi Tsukino, or something Fanactic to my friends. Naru Osaka calls me Evil Dr. Renity... follow me and you'll know why. I am sixteen and I am in eleventh grade. My brother Shingo calls me Queen Fanactic (I can't help it the Highlander theme is wicked cool, not to mention men weilding swords... hehehe... damn I feel like a pervert now.) Other then that I am a normal teenager that loves to cause trouble when messed with, which is why I only have a few friends and really don't care.

Malachite, Nephrite, Zoycite, and Jedite Williams are close friends, as in brothers and not that way. We watch movies, Highlander, and other shows together (and my dear ole paranoid Dad hired them to make sure I get into no more trouble, but that has yet to be proven even though they say they were hired to make sure no man eithout Dad's permission came near me). Hell, Shingo even approved of them!

Why do you need hundreds of friends when you got enemies like most?

Don't answer that, rhetorical question.

Personal dislikes would be school, mornings, morons, school, homework, overly cheerful people, and always school.

Lately I've been having weird dreams (note to self, never eat Dad's cooking EVER again due to bad dreams and hallucinations). Maybe Mom is right, I need to visit a Loony Doctor. Hell with it, gotta go before brother drags me off.

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"Morning, Ms. Haruna!" Usagi delcared with a smile as the teacher twitched. Many knew that Usagi was a naturally happy girl and always smiled, but they knew that when she smiled she was plotting. So as a result of this many became paranoid. (Then again when pranks happen in the class that invovle others getting in trouble and the troublemaker known but not caught also caused this.)

"Morning, Miss Tsukino." Haruna stated as the multicolored teen sat down with her two close friends, the bell had yet to ring.

*DING DONG* *DING DONG*

Okay so it wasn't that kind of bell.

"Okay class, your tests from yesterday were absolutely horrid did not one of you study?" Haruna snapped as she handed out the tests. "Only five got in the ninety percent, but what of the rest of you?"

Usagi smirked as she looked down at her test. '98 and still going great!'

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Naru Osaka had a New York accent and dated the class nerd, which wasn't a bad thing seeing they were the perfect couple.

It was lunch as both sat outside under the tree that all called 'Oaken Dreams and Hopes', which explained the yellow ribbons that covered the branches. (Students hoping and dreaming for good grades to get into good High Schools to get into good whatever's next and such.) "Naru! Agi!" a voice called out as Umino plopped down with the two girls, his swirly glasses covering his eyes as both glanced at him. "How did you two do on yesterday's test?"

"89." Naru stated, crestfallen about her grade as Usagi watched him. "How depressing, because I know I got a lower score then Umino." she mumbled under her breath as Usagi tried to hide her smirk.

"What did you get, Min?" she asked with narrowed eyes as Umino grinned.

"I got a 95 and didn't try hard on that test either." he stated showing it to them as Usagi frowned.

"Damn, I got--" she produced the paper and shoved it in his face. "-three more then you!"

They got a real laugh out of that as topics then changed.

"Sailor V caught yet another one of the notorious jewel thieves!" Naru squealed as she recalled the newspaper article about it. Usagi blinked in confusion.

"Sailor Who What?" she asked as both glanced at her with sweatdrops.

"Evil Dr. Renity! Don't you ever keep up with current events?" Naru asked as Umino nodded.

"Sailor V is a girl that runs around in a female version of a Sailor Suit. She catches criminals and such in London, England." Umino stated as Usagi raised an eyebrow. "You haven't heard of her? Defending against evil in a school-girl uniform! Some say she's really an undercover cop."

"Right, Umino, that sound like an undercover cop that wants to inspire all perverts out their to wonder if she is really a stripper by night and crime fighter by the other hours (a Striperella reference)." Usagi stated as sarcasticly as Naru looked surprised. "Or a teenager that decided to give the media something to cover because she has no life but to do this."

"Someones gone cynical." Umino grumbled as he crossed his arms. "With all the bizarre and hideous crimes nowdays, the news is more action- packed than a Schwarzeneggar movie!"

"With jewelry prices today, one would have to steal in order to get it." Usagi stated as Umino twitched. That wasn't a good sign...

"Speaking of jewelry, my mom's store is having a huge sale." Naru stated as Umino paled, shopping had been mentioned and he knew what happened when most girls (especially the two sitting with him) hinted at shopping in a boyfriends presence. "Reeenniittyyy, wanna check it out?"

"Would I?!" Usgai stated jumping to her feet. "To the sale!"

"To the sale!" Naru echoed as Umino fell over.

"Oh geeze."

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In the dark rescess of a world no one knows, but if they wish to destroy one another. A regal queen in a revealing purple skin tight dress with long flowing blood red hair sat on a stone throne in front of a swirling crystal ball. Her name was Beryl, Queen of the Negaverse and Puppet to Metallia the Powerful Spirit of the True Queen.

"Have you discovered where the Silver Imperium Crystal is?" she demanded as one of her three green generals bowed.

He had spiked emerald green hair wearing a gray and balck military uniform. His name was Jayde.

"Not yet, your highness, the Crystal is a elusive thing." he stated as Queen Beryal frowned.

"Continue your search, but also gather energy from teh humans. If the crystal can't be found, we must keep our stores up." she stated as he nodded adn bowed again.

"Of course, your highness. I have already put one of the more skilled youma's to work with that." he stated as Beryal raised an eyebrow in question. "Jewel has already gathered a vast amount."

"Good, good..."

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"Wow, Naru, looks like your mother got a bit tipsy for a sale like this." Usagi stated as the three teens gawked at the group of old women fighting in the store, along with a few teenage girls. "What did she take? Happy pills?"

"I hope not." Naru muttered as they pushed their way into the store, amongst the barbarin old ladies, to teh front where Naru's mother stood with a megphone.

"This $5,000 dollar daimond necklace, 90 percent off!" she shouted throwing it to the masses as the two grils gawked.

"Kami-sama." they whispered in unison as she laughed.

"Naru! Dear!" she stated hugging her. "Who is your friend?"

"Ma, this is Usagi Tsukino. Usagi my mother." Naru stated as they shook hands and smiled.

"Usagi, I will give you this neckalce for three hundred dollars." she stated as Usagi was nearly drooling but spied a clock.

"Thanks for the offer, Mrs. Osaka, but I have to be at work in ten minutes!" she stated as a lady pushed by her. "See ya' tomorrow, Naru!"

"Bye Usagi!"

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"I'm home!" Usagi declared at seven o'clock, which was when her part-time waitressing shift ended at the Crown Arcade. Her father, mother, and brother had just sat down to dinner when she came in and sat down.

"I heard from Umino that the test had been returned today." Ilene stated as Kenji glanced up and Usagi made a weird face. "How did you do, Usagi?"

"I got a 98." she stated as her mother's eyebrows shot up. It was then the teenage girl produced the paper and slapped it down in the middle of the table. "Those tutor lessons last summer really helped." she stated as her family cheered, especially Shingo cause he knew what happened when she got good grades on tests.

He always got to go out with her for ice cream that week along with some other things.

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Usagi was lying on her bed, it was about nine o'clock. She had showered, changed into her pajamas, and was now finishing up her homework before retiring to bed. Unnoticed by her, a familiar black cat with a golden crescent moon on it's forehead snuck in through the open window. "Done!" she declared packing everything up and rolling onto her back.

"How the hell did a cat get in my room?" she mused as Luna watched her closely. "Check that, a cat with a weird ass tattoo."

"Such horrendous language you have, child. Don't you have any civil manners?" the feline snapped as Usagi's eyes went big and her jaw dropped. Man was she shocked that the cat had just spoken to her, well scolded her but it was all the same. "My name is Luna. I've been looking for you, Usagi."

Silence. Staring match.

"There are so many punk kids in this area.. it's been horrible." Luna stated, sitting down on the bed as Usagi still stared at her.

"I will never eat Dad's cooking ever again." she vowed covering her eyes with her hands as Luna growled, but continued.

"I'm glad I found you. I was becoming concerned that I wouldn't."

"Found me? When was I lost?" Usagi asked as Luna glared. "Why were you searching for me?"

"Usagi, dear, who are you talking to?" her mother called as said teenager sighed.

"My invisbale cat, mom!" she called out as Luna was shocked.

"Keep it down, your father is trying to sleep."

"Yes, mom." Usagi stated and turned back to the surprised cat. "You have ten seconds to prove it before I hurl you out that window and ignore everything I have experienced in this last ten minutes."

Now Luna was surprised, this wasn't supposed to happen!

"Then I have a present for you that will prove it." With that Luna did a flip, which didn't impress said teenager.

"A 4.5, bad form and landing." she stated as Luna glared. It was then a brooch dropped into Usagi's lap. A golden crescent moon cradling a golden star in a clear crystal with four red orbs forming a cross. "And bribing me with jewelry won't be proof enough not to toss you."

"You've notived all the strange events lately? On the news and in the papers.. unsolved crimes? You see... you are a chosen warrior." Luna stated as Usagi twitched, still looking rather skeptical. "It's your mission, Usagi. You must find your team adn defeat the enemy! Then we will search for out queen... and..."

"Why the hell is it glowing?" Usagi asked as said brooch was glowing brightly in her hand.

"You still don't believe what I'm saying? Yell out, 'Moon!'"

"Moon?" Usagi whispered as words echoed in her mind. "Prism Power, make-up." she finsihed in a whisper as her clothing was gone and replaced. "Oh shit." she muttered looking down at herself.

Short blue skirt. white body suit. elbow length white gloves trimmed in red. two red bows, one in front with her brooch and one in back. Blue sailor collar. Red boors with white v tops and crescent moons. Cold gold tiara and red jewel. Longer, blonde hair...

Wait a moment...

"My hair grew?!" she hissed, eyes wide behind the white mask as jewels of red was in the odangos with pearl berrets. A red choker and gold crescent moon and matching earrings.

'Help me..' echoed as she winced, then a image flashed in her goggles. The image of someone being choked to death by another.

"Naru?" Usagi, or Sailor Moon, muttered in surprise.

"Do you believe me yet?" Luna demanded. "Go help her, Sailor Moon!" Luna hissed, scratching her to get the disbelieving teen moving.

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In the jewelry store, the youma was choking Naru as her mother's unconcious form laid against a wall. "Help!" Naru gasped as she tried to pry the hands from around her throat. "Get away from the innocnet school girl, you molester!" a voice shouted as teh youma blinked.

No one shouted that at it before.

"Who in the Negaverse are you?" it demanded, releasing the drained teenage girl.

"My alias is Sailor Moon, the fighter for freedom and peace on behalf of the confused side of the Moon." she replied with a smile as the Jewelry Youma twitched.

Why did she always get the nutcases? First that Sailor V chick and now another calling herself Sailor Moon, was she attracting all of the damn nutcases?

Luna watched as Sailor Moon stood proud, but sweatdropped at her speech which was not the one she wanted to hear.

"Sailor Moon? I've never heard of anything named Sailor Moon!!" the Youma stated as the women that collapsed in the shop did so. "All you slaves-- wake up! You have given your energy to my mistress!"

"Zombies? Zombies?!" Sailor Moon growled dodging the masses of 'zombies' that were sent ofter her. "Do I look like Muffy the Zombie Killer? Or Anita Blake?" she snapped, keeping her balance as the youma laughed. It was really a funny sight, in some sick and twisted way.

Then someone decided to throw a rose, breaking the youma's already thin concentration.

"Don't cry, Sailor Moon!" a man in a black tuxedo, white mask, adn cape stated as he held a rose in his gloved hand.

"I'm not crying, you friggin' ass! I'm trying to avoid death." she snapped as he was taken back. "Now get your penguin ass in gear and help or leave me alone!" she stated as Luna was still gawking.

"Your tiara!" she hissed, after recovering.

Sailor Moon removed it as words came to mind. 'Man, is this corny.' she thought bringing it back. "Moon Frisbee!" she shouted throwing it as the weapon/tiara sliced through the youma, turning it into a pile of ashes or sand or whatever.

"I didn't find the Silver Imperium Crystal here, however..." Tuxedo Mask started as he sprung from the window, floating in mid-air as she frowned.

"You pansy! I hope you turn into a frog!" she shouted after him as he fell, Sailor Moon spun on her heel and growled. "Damn hallucinations."

"Huh? What happened? Where am I?" Molly muttered as she slowly woke up, like the other young women in the store. Only to see the retreating back of a teen with impossibly long hair.

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The next day at school...

"I had the most amazing, and real like, dream last night." Naru started as she watched the dazed Usagi and curious Umino. "And I was about to be attacked when Sailor V's partner saved me!" she stated as Umino was now ready to run off to do some research. "If I had woken up sooner, I would have seen her face!"

"Face it, Naru, you were dreaming." another girl stated as the red head pouted.

"You believe me, don't you?" naru pleaded with her friends.

"Yeah, if there is a Sailor V then she can have a partner." Umino stated as Usagi laughed.

"Behind ya' 180 Naru, my friend." she stated as the girl grinned.

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